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In Topic: 17. Kirk Douglas
09 June 2013 - 08:43 PM
Lard Bazaar, on 08 June 2013 - 04:44 PM, said:
SwedePredictor, on 08 June 2013 - 04:31 PM, said:
What happened to the famous dimple in his chin? It looks stranger than ever. 
http://www.dailymail...restaurant.html
http://www.dailymail...restaurant.html
He done cunnilingus and caught dimple cancer.
bleuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
In Topic: Room 101
29 March 2013 - 12:07 PM
Lard Bazaar, on 28 March 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:
David, on 28 March 2013 - 10:29 AM, said:
Lard Bazaar, I don't like your remarks. I asked my girlfriend to move in because I love her and hope, eventually, to marry her. Not yet, though, she's only 21 and I'm 22. Does your bitterness about the fact that I'm in a loving relationship disguise the fact that you're not? Are you in a relationship? I love my girlfriend and she knows I love her. We never did that disgusting thing you mentioned - you don't need that in a sincere and meaningful relationship - that's something you do with one - night stands that you meet in sleazy pubs. I don't need one - night stands - like most young guys do.
David, my young chum, I'm in a fairly good mood today. You haven't offended me - it's quite difficult to offend me. To answer your queries, yes, I'm in a relationship - happy most of the time, but, as happens to most grown ups I imagine, sometimes I can't stand the cunt and wish he would fuck off and die (as, I'm sure, he thinks about me sometimes too). As for blow jobs, I feel very sorry for you if you've never experienced one (of mine, at least) as I'm awesome at it, apparently. He says it's like a mixture of Valentino Rossi beating Casey Stoner at Laguna Seca in 2008, Gazza scoring against Scotland in 96, washed down with 12 cans of Blackthorn and a kebab. As you can imagine, all that happening in one evening would be as rare as rocking horse shit - as is me giving him a blow job nowadays.
Of course, this conversation is all academic as you are a total wind-up merchant, but you're a fun one, so I'll play along
