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Claire Rayner No Longer in Agony Aunt


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#1 Stayin Alive

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Posted 08 September 2004 - 11:09 PM

On the news tonight. By her own admission she had "a bit of this, and, a bit of that", whilst she was in hospital on a covert mission to check for cleanliness. She contracted MRSA whilst conducting her investigation for the Daily Mail.

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 06:54 PM

Yes i saw her on the news talking about MRSA. Goodness she does get on ones nerves!!!!!!.

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 08:26 PM

Super bugging isn't she!

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 10:10 PM

yes she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How old is she by the way?

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 10:13 PM

Oh come on Earl, you don't expect me to search google for you, do you ? :)

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 10:14 PM

oh goodness sake, it was a spare of the monet question which ithought you might know off the top of your head!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 10:16 PM

Well, I don't want to go down in your estimations, but I'm sorry, I haven't got a clue.

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 10:19 PM

Sorry i didn't mean it to sound as snotty as it did, sorry.

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 10:23 PM

I should hope so! :)

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 10:25 PM

:) grrr checky!!!!!!!!!!! Any rate if u want cheering up you can look at all those links that u wanted so much which i posted in Queen Juliana's thread, i know you like them!!!!!!!!! shall i get load of links of the delightful Claire Rayner

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 10:57 PM

"Spare of the Monet" ???

Don't have a spare of The Scream as well do you ? Think some Scandanavians are looking for one.

BTW Why would anyone have Claire Raynor's age just floating around in their head ?
life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.

Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

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Posted 15 September 2004 - 06:51 PM

The Yeti, on Sep 14 2004, 10:57 PM, said:

BTW Why would anyone have Claire Raynor's age just floating around in their head ?
It's a valid question, but unfortunately I know that she's over 70. So it might be sooner than you think. One for 2005 I'd say.

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Posted 15 September 2004 - 09:33 PM

She was born in 1931 so I guess she will be 74 on her next birthday :)
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Posted 15 September 2004 - 09:43 PM

The only reason I know that is because she is on my ' death row' in work (honestly)
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Posted 15 September 2004 - 11:26 PM

heaven can wait, on Sep 15 2004, 10:43 PM, said:

The only reason I know that is because she is on my ' death row' in work (honestly)
I suppose it is too much to hope that you work in a US prison, and her final appeal has just been refused :)
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 08:59 PM

The Yeti, on Sep 14 2004, 03:57 PM, said:

"Spare of the Monet" ???

Don't have a spare of The Scream as well do you ? Think some Scandanavians are looking for one.
Missed this one earlier. :referee: Timing, timing and more timing. Well done.

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I suppose it is too much to hope that you work in a US prison, and her final appeal has just been refused

Better an Iraqi prison, or Guantanamo Bay at least.

Speaking of US prisons, and you were, Martha "Gag Me With a Spade" Stewart is planning to surrender soon to serve her sentence, regardless of her impending appeal.
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 11:12 PM

Though outside the USofA, barely anyone knows who Martha Stewart is.

Bit like Jeffrey Archer going to jail (again ?)
life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.

Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 02:10 PM

The Yeti, on Sep 16 2004, 04:12 PM, said:

Though outside the USofA, barely anyone knows who Martha Stewart is.
I think of it more as an awareness issue. I know many people from many differing cultures whom are unaware of goings on outside of their borders. I happen to view the entire world as an opportunity to laugh, or cry, and try not to miss an opportunity to do so. I thought Martha Stewart was syndicated worldwide (I was obviously incorrect) and an equal-opportunity annoyance.
(Sheesh, it becomes tiring being an apologist for my ethnocentric countrymen. S'pose Ireland will take me back?)
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 02:10 PM

Yeah, but just when will Martha actually go to jail?

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Posted 17 September 2004 - 02:33 PM

Stayin Alive, on Sep 17 2004, 07:10 AM, said:

Yeah, but just when will Martha actually go to jail?
She's said she will voluntarily surrender ASAP. It's a 5-month sentence and she says she wants to be out in time for planting season.




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