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#21 BrunoBrimley

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Posted 03 February 2005 - 03:46 PM

According to the calculatory Xaranspalager (patent pending) Fidel Castro is protected through unseen prreviously hitherto unknown forces. the same forces which coincidentally prevent hurricanes from obliterating Castro's home have also allowed him the dubious sometimes honorific pleasure of an extended life span.

If you are curious as to the workings of the Xparanspalager(patent still pending) let me explain it to you. A handful of data is inserted into slot A and figures and occasionally true facts are keyed in. After this several ultra-sensitive codes are processed through during which time a minimum of 12 persons within a 2500 mile radius must meet untimely deaths. If this happens then a person is granted between 35 and 85 additional years of life provided of course that they remember at all times the value of communism in island nations.

I entered your name Josco and all I could guarentee at present was a meager 34 years and 362 sardonic days. Don't know if this helps you much.

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Posted 03 February 2005 - 04:16 PM

Bruno
I gather from your profile that there is only around 6 weeks between us. I am sure you will understand that another 34+ years (sardonic or not) will take me past my allotted 3 score & 10.

Mrs Josco will be pleased! :)
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 05:51 PM

josco, on Feb 3 2005, 04:16 PM, said:

Bruno
I gather from your profile that there is only around 6 weeks between us. I am sure you will understand that another 34+ years (sardonic or not) will take me past my allotted 3 score & 10.

Mrs Josco will be pleased! <_<
Unless of course she has your life heavily insured.

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Posted 05 February 2005 - 10:41 AM

It´s not very likely Fidel Castro will die this year, presumably not even this decade.
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Posted 09 February 2005 - 03:09 PM

Kommunist, on Feb 5 2005, 10:41 AM, said:

It´s not very likely Fidel Castro will die this year, presumably not even this decade.
How do you know?

Are you his proctologist?
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Posted 09 February 2005 - 03:31 PM

Terminator, on Feb 9 2005, 03:09 PM, said:

Kommunist, on Feb 5 2005, 10:41 AM, said:

It´s not very likely Fidel Castro will die this year, presumably not even this decade.
How do you know?

Are you his proctologist?
Well, let's hope the communist pig dies soon. What do you mean which one?

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Posted 10 February 2005 - 04:25 PM

Do you reckon the £250 he must have got from You've Been Framed for that spectacular pratfall would be sufficent to turn around the Cuban economy?
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Posted 11 February 2005 - 02:21 PM

Kommunist, on Feb 5 2005, 10:41 AM, said:

Kommunist up yers!!!!
How can you support Castro?
he is a Merciless killer inspired by Stalin who killed 20 million of his own people.
outperforming Adolf Hitler.

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Posted 11 February 2005 - 02:33 PM

Terminator, on Feb 9 2005, 03:09 PM, said:

Kommunist, on Feb 5 2005, 10:41 AM, said:

It´s not very likely Fidel Castro will die this year, presumably not even this decade.
How do you know?

Are you his proctologist?
Nice quote,
sh*t must die this year

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Posted 11 February 2005 - 02:39 PM

Castro still has the trillion dollar bill that he swiped off Monty Burns, so the You've been Framed cash is just a drop in the ocean.

http://www.simpsoncr...son9/5f14.shtml

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Posted 11 February 2005 - 02:44 PM

Cowboy Ronnie, on Feb 11 2005, 09:39 AM, said:

Castro still has the trillion dollar bill that he swiped off Monty Burns, so the You've been Framed cash is just a drop in the ocean.

http://www.simpsoncr...son9/5f14.shtml
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Posted 13 February 2005 - 12:23 AM

According to this BBC report:

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Mr Castro's personal physician recently said that he saw no reason why the president should not live to be 125.

Also interesting to note that the world's oldest person may not be that Dutch lady after all.

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Posted 14 February 2005 - 09:33 AM

Notapotato, on Feb 13 2005, 12:23 AM, said:

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Mr Castro's personal physician recently said that he saw no reason why the president should not live to be 125.

Also interesting to note that the world's oldest person may not be that Dutch lady after all.
Does that mean the teams that picked 'The worlds oldest man' in the Derby Dead Pool may be scuppered? I can't see that the worlds second oldest person will merit an obit.
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Posted 17 February 2005 - 06:00 PM

okay

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 11:33 AM

Shocking to read a few of the comments here by left wing anti intellectual morons!!

Castro is a beast that needs to be removed asap..........he has been jailing and executing dissidents since he came to power.......just recently he imprisoned about 70 journalists.........same on you foolish people that would support this pig!!

I notice none of you libs would dare to live in this socialist hellhole.......you speak freely from your Western Democratic nations....


And to the idiot that posted that about Kissinger......Ahem.......The much respected Mr. Kissinger is hardly a 'christian'.........He is a German Jew.........

Again, facts and intelligence are hardly the hallmark of the left.....

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 11:50 AM

Calgarydude, on Feb 20 2005, 12:33 PM, said:

Kissinger......Ahem.......The much respected Mr. Kissinger is hardly a 'christian'.........He is a German Jew.........
You forgot war criminal. <_<

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 12:07 PM

Calgarydude, on Feb 20 2005, 11:33 AM, said:

And to the idiot that posted that about Kissinger......Ahem.......The much respected Mr. Kissinger is hardly a 'christian'.........He is a German Jew.........


Again, facts and intelligence are hardly the hallmark of the left.....
Errmm....

that would be me you're talking about.

Of course you are right about Kissinger, but the fact that he is a jew is immaterial. I'm not sure if he practises either religion anyway. Much respected he may be, but without much justification, in my opinion.

The point I was making is that Kissinger, bush, Nixon, (and even Kennedy) et al are (were) all no better and possibly worse than Castro or any other dictator who has imprisoned or killed thousands of people for spurious reasons of national security or because God told them to, or whatever.

History will record this, after the revolution.
(It is mighty slow in coming, Mr Kommunist. Is it worth my while starting a new batch of homebrew?)

Sure, Cuba will be better off without Castro. Just don't kid yourself you're a special case. Many world leaders belong behind bars, but they aren't are they?

Facts are abused by everyone who argues on one side or another. And accusations of non-intelligence are nothing but cheap and easy abuse.


Western Democratic nations my arse anyway. There aren't really too many of them

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 05:01 PM

Calgarydude, on Feb 20 2005, 06:33 AM, said:

And to the idiot that posted that about Kissinger......Ahem.......The much respected Mr. Kissinger is hardly a 'christian'.........He is a German Jew.........

Again, facts and intelligence are hardly the hallmark of the left.....
The much respected...ahem...cough...cough...Henry Kissinger???

He played a major role in the CIA sponsored overthrow of democratically elected governments and the installation of brutal dictators in several Latin American countries, including Chile and Argentina. He also had a hand in many of those death squads that killed thousands of people during the dirty wars in Latin America.

Although some of Fidel Castro acts are reprehensible, he is a small fish when compared to Henry Kissinger.
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Posted 20 February 2005 - 06:40 PM

football_fan, on Feb 20 2005, 06:01 PM, said:

He played a major role in the CIA sponsored overthrow of democratically elected governments and the installation of brutal dictators in several Latin American countries, including Chile and Argentina. He also had a hand in many of those death squads that killed thousands of people during the dirty wars in Latin America.
Yep. Clearly the going rate for a Nobel Peace Prize. <_<

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Posted 20 February 2005 - 07:12 PM

castro is going to rot in hell with marx, lenin, stalin, ho chi minh and that piece of sh*t che




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