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[BrunoBrimley]

According to the calculatory Xaranspalager (patent pending) Fidel Castro is protected through unseen prreviously hitherto unknown forces. the same forces which coincidentally prevent hurricanes from obliterating Castro's home have also allowed him the dubious sometimes honorific pleasure of an extended life span.

If you are curious as to the workings of the Xparanspalager(patent still pending) let me explain it to you. A handful of data is inserted into slot A and figures and occasionally true facts are keyed in. After this several ultra-sensitive codes are processed through during which time a minimum of 12 persons within a 2500 mile radius must meet untimely deaths. If this happens then a person is granted between 35 and 85 additional years of life provided of course that they remember at all times the value of communism in island nations.

I entered your name Josco and all I could guarentee at present was a meager 34 years and 362 sardonic days. Don't know if this helps you much.

[Josco]

Bruno
I gather from your profile that there is only around 6 weeks between us. I am sure you will understand that another 34+ years (sardonic or not) will take me past my allotted 3 score & 10.

Mrs Josco will be pleased!

[Tuber Mirum]

josco, on Feb 3 2005, 04:16 PM, said:

Bruno
I gather from your profile that there is only around 6 weeks between us. I am sure you will understand that another 34+ years (sardonic or not) will take me past my allotted 3 score & 10.

Mrs Josco will be pleased!

Unless of course she has your life heavily insured.

[Kommunist]

It´s not very likely Fidel Castro will die this year, presumably not even this decade.

[Terminator]

Kommunist, on Feb 5 2005, 10:41 AM, said:

It´s not very likely Fidel Castro will die this year, presumably not even this decade.

How do you know?

Are you his proctologist?

[Terminator]

Do you reckon the £250 he must have got from You've Been Framed for that spectacular pratfall would be sufficent to turn around the Cuban economy?

[Cowboy Ronnie]

Castro still has the trillion dollar bill that he swiped off Monty Burns, so the You've been Framed cash is just a drop in the ocean.

http://www.simpsoncr...son9/5f14.shtml

[football_fan]

Cowboy Ronnie, on Feb 11 2005, 09:39 AM, said:

Castro still has the trillion dollar bill that he swiped off Monty Burns, so the You've been Framed cash is just a drop in the ocean.

http://www.simpsoncr...son9/5f14.shtml

That was one of the best Simpson episodes

[Tuber Mirum]

According to this BBC report:

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Mr Castro's personal physician recently said that he saw no reason why the president should not live to be 125.

Also interesting to note that the world's oldest person may not be that Dutch lady after all.

[Anubis the Jackal]

Notapotato, on Feb 13 2005, 12:23 AM, said:

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Mr Castro's personal physician recently said that he saw no reason why the president should not live to be 125.

Also interesting to note that the world's oldest person may not be that Dutch lady after all.

Does that mean the teams that picked 'The worlds oldest man' in the Derby Dead Pool may be scuppered? I can't see that the worlds second oldest person will merit an obit.

[eileen]

okay

[Larry Pestilence III]

Calgarydude, on Feb 20 2005, 12:33 PM, said:

Kissinger......Ahem.......The much respected Mr. Kissinger is hardly a 'christian'.........He is a German Jew.........

You forgot war criminal.

[Tuber Mirum]

Calgarydude, on Feb 20 2005, 11:33 AM, said:

And to the idiot that posted that about Kissinger......Ahem.......The much respected Mr. Kissinger is hardly a 'christian'.........He is a German Jew.........


Again, facts and intelligence are hardly the hallmark of the left.....

Errmm....

that would be me you're talking about.

Of course you are right about Kissinger, but the fact that he is a jew is immaterial. I'm not sure if he practises either religion anyway. Much respected he may be, but without much justification, in my opinion.

The point I was making is that Kissinger, bush, Nixon, (and even Kennedy) et al are (were) all no better and possibly worse than Castro or any other dictator who has imprisoned or killed thousands of people for spurious reasons of national security or because God told them to, or whatever.

History will record this, after the revolution.
(It is mighty slow in coming, Mr Kommunist. Is it worth my while starting a new batch of homebrew?)

Sure, Cuba will be better off without Castro. Just don't kid yourself you're a special case. Many world leaders belong behind bars, but they aren't are they?

Facts are abused by everyone who argues on one side or another. And accusations of non-intelligence are nothing but cheap and easy abuse.


Western Democratic nations my arse anyway. There aren't really too many of them

[football_fan]

Calgarydude, on Feb 20 2005, 06:33 AM, said:

And to the idiot that posted that about Kissinger......Ahem.......The much respected Mr. Kissinger is hardly a 'christian'.........He is a German Jew.........

Again, facts and intelligence are hardly the hallmark of the left.....

The much respected...ahem...cough...cough...Henry Kissinger???

He played a major role in the CIA sponsored overthrow of democratically elected governments and the installation of brutal dictators in several Latin American countries, including Chile and Argentina. He also had a hand in many of those death squads that killed thousands of people during the dirty wars in Latin America.

Although some of Fidel Castro acts are reprehensible, he is a small fish when compared to Henry Kissinger.

[Larry Pestilence III]

football_fan, on Feb 20 2005, 06:01 PM, said:

He played a major role in the CIA sponsored overthrow of democratically elected governments and the installation of brutal dictators in several Latin American countries, including Chile and Argentina. He also had a hand in many of those death squads that killed thousands of people during the dirty wars in Latin America.

Yep. Clearly the going rate for a Nobel Peace Prize.