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#961 notaguest

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Posted 10 September 2011 - 01:31 PM

In recent weeks there have been rising rumours of Fidel Castros death or serious illness.I am pleased to confirm today that those rumours have been proven false . This means he can still be a possible hit next year! Come on,you would have hated him to snuff it in a year when he's not on the list!
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Posted 10 September 2011 - 01:44 PM

In recent weeks there have been rising rumours of Fidel Castros death or serious illness.I am pleased to confirm today that those rumours have been proven false . This means he can still be a possible hit next year! Come on,you would have hated him to snuff it in a year when he's not on the list!


When did you become his official spokesperson?

You haven't conformed anything - you've only read about it on the internet.

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Posted 10 September 2011 - 01:46 PM

Well I'm confirming (I assume that's what you meant) it via the Guardian :smiley_f:
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Posted 10 September 2011 - 02:35 PM

Well I'm confirming (I assume that's what you meant) it via the Guardian :smiley_f:


With regards my typo - your conforming wouldn't go a miss either.

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 07:35 PM

Well I'm confirming (I assume that's what you meant) it via the Guardian :smiley_f:


With regards my typo - your conforming wouldn't go a miss either.

it's "amiss", typo king

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 07:57 PM

Well I'm confirming (I assume that's what you meant) it via the Guardian :smiley_f:


With regards my typo - your conforming wouldn't go a miss either.

it's "amiss", typo king


I will consider taking note of your advice when you learn to use capital letters and full stops.

Signing in wouldn't go "amiss" either...

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 08:54 PM

Well I'm confirming (I assume that's what you meant) it via the Guardian :smiley_f:


With regards my typo - your conforming wouldn't go a miss either.

it's "amiss", typo king


I will consider taking note of your advice when you learn to use capital letters and full stops.

Signing in wouldn't go "amiss" either...

Seems like you did, with neither. Thanks.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 12:13 AM

2012 is too soon for Fidel he has his heart set on Celeb BB.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 09:49 AM

unconfirmed reports of murio fidel (again) are likely to be false since they started on 28/12/2011 which is apparently a latin american version of april fools day

http://www.freerepub...s/2825867/posts

twitter search - murio fidel castrol says much the same thing

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Posted 03 January 2012 - 12:05 AM

He's dead on Twitter again. I think after you're dead on Twitter five times you're legally dead. Castro and Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince are tied on four apiece currently.
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Posted 03 January 2012 - 12:21 AM

He's dead on Twitter again. I think after you're dead on Twitter five times you're legally dead. Castro and Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince are tied on four apiece currently.


according to this from last month, "Fidel More Dead Than Kim Jong Il's Dead Body, Say Medical Experts"

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 07:40 PM

i think he will not die in this year. There is no news about his bad health conditions. a few years ago when he was ill there were a lot of news about his health.

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 08:00 PM

i think he will not die in this year. There is no news about his bad health conditions. a few years ago when he was ill there were a lot of news about his health.


He could always die in his sleep, never heard of natural causes?

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Posted 15 January 2012 - 09:23 PM

With regards the above...

There was nothing wrong with my mates dad when he entered the travel shop to book a holiday for his 50th birthday...he left said shop in a body bag having suffered a massive heart attack. He was 49.

If ever there was an example of the unpredictability of death, that's surely it.

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 08:35 AM

He's made a public appearance, the first since April 2011, to launch his memoirs. Seems he's taking advantage of the time he has left.
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Posted 29 February 2012 - 11:34 AM

Angela Castro

"Angela Maria Castro Ruz, older sister of Fidel and Raul Castro has died in Havana at the age of 88 years"
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Posted 29 February 2012 - 07:17 PM

Angela Castro

"Angela Maria Castro Ruz, older sister of Fidel and Raul Castro has died in Havana at the age of 88 years"


keep trying Mr Reaper..you'll get it right eventually...

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 10:53 PM

keep trying Mr Reaper..you'll get it right eventually...


He always does. :blink:

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 03:44 AM

Angela Castro

"Angela Maria Castro Ruz, older sister of Fidel and Raul Castro has died in Havana at the age of 88 years"


How ironic

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 11:27 AM


Angela Castro

"Angela Maria Castro Ruz, older sister of Fidel and Raul Castro has died in Havana at the age of 88 years"


How ironic


fidel just keeps on going doesn't he starting to think he may be around for another 10 or more years.

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