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#1 VSBfromH

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Posted 17 December 2004 - 03:27 PM

Whitney Houston hits bus

You're gonna have to try harder than that, Whitney!

Ranks alongside the "Prince Charles cuts lip whilst shaving" type of headline!
Oh, Mickey! What's EGREGIOUS?!

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Posted 17 December 2004 - 04:16 PM

Houston, who lives with husband Bobby Brown near the site of the accident...


Is that the same Bobby Brown from the well-known song?

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Posted 17 December 2004 - 04:59 PM

Too bad her porsche got damaged :angry:
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Posted 15 February 2005 - 10:07 PM

And this isn't much better:

Kimi Raikkonen hurts his thumb

Ayrton will be spinning :D in his grave! Used to be able to rely on Formula 1 for this sort of thing before they started getting picky about safety!
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Posted 15 February 2005 - 10:13 PM

Are we safe from that Eileen woman in here?
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 10:08 AM

Are we safe from that Eileen woman in here?


I hope so!
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But blaming me is blaming God;
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I would not fail in pleasing you.

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 11:48 AM

Are we safe from that Eileen woman in here?

I hope you are not tempting fate........

:D
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 12:22 PM

Are we safe from that Eileen woman in here?

I hope you are not tempting fate........

:(

There's no such thing as fate, merely Gods' will. So pray, sinners for the conversion of the world. :pop:
Pardon me but I got to run
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here

Excuse me while I disappear

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Posted 25 February 2005 - 05:33 PM

In the paper this morning, she was taken ill on a flight and rushed to a Paris hospital with vomiting and stomach pains - possibly food poisoning, but the name of the airline wasn't disclosed! Always one to watch with the history of drug abuse etc. etc.

DWB :grave:

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Posted 26 February 2005 - 12:52 AM

Was on my list last year. Will be most annoyed if she goes this year.

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Posted 24 March 2005 - 05:51 AM

Whitney Houston enters rehab again
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Posted 26 March 2005 - 11:16 PM

VSBfromH, you should have points deducted for missing out on the chance to name this thread:

Houston, you have a problem.
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Posted 26 March 2005 - 11:39 PM

The chance is not missed - thread renamed!

DWB :o

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 08:11 AM

Whohoo!
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Posted 27 March 2005 - 11:16 PM

Sounds like a ploy to attempt reviving her long dead career. Perhaps she'll also stage another journey to Jordan or maybe this time it will be a visit to Lourdes.

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Posted 05 April 2005 - 08:47 AM

Sounds like a ploy to attempt reviving her long dead career.

Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on?

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Posted 05 April 2005 - 09:48 AM

Sounds like a ploy to attempt reviving her long dead career.

Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on?

Hopefully, not the same stuff as the matchstick woman....
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 10:49 AM

Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on?

Oh you are quite correct. I erred in implying that she ever even had a career to begin with.

As for what I am on, I believe it's called a chair. Yup, just sitting here on my chair tapping away at these cute little plastic keys and watching letters fly out and up onto the screen. Lordy, Lordy, Lordy I sure could go for a nice big bowl of oatmeal just about now.

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Posted 05 April 2005 - 10:52 AM

Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on?

Oh you are quite correct. I erred in implying that she ever even had a career to begin with.

As for what I am on, I believe it's called a chair. Yup, just sitting here on my chair tapping away at these cute little plastic keys and watching letters fly out and up onto the screen. Lordy, Lordy, Lordy I sure could go for a nice big bowl of oatmeal just about now.

:referee: I enjoyed that reply.
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"I fear having to prove I have nothing to hide." Josco

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Posted 30 September 2005 - 10:10 AM

I hear that Ms Houston is now the proud new owner of a pair of dentures, having lost all her teeth to excessive crack cocaine use.

I wonder about her internal organs, she has so much money that she can probably afford to give them a real battering.

An outside chance for next year maybe? :lol:

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