The producers have confirmed his death in a manner that will keep the internet pornster/convicted killer Leslie Grantham off the Eastenders set for ever. But how will they kill him.
I'd be up for Den suffering fatal electrocution, inserting himself into the computer whilst attempting to interact closely with a scantily clad woman on-line.
Question is, would irony on this scale boost the ratings?
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One We Can Be Sure Of 'Dirty Den' Watts...but how will he go?
Started by maryportfuncity, Dec 08 2004 03:35 PM
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Posted 13 December 2004 - 04:51 PM
C'mon guys. The board is brimming with inventive mega-minds. Someone must have an idea to kill him off.
Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 08:15 PM
baz, on Dec 15 2004, 10:58 AM, said:
Murdered by a German taxi driver?
That gets my vote!
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Posted 14 April 2005 - 01:36 PM
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C'mon guys. The board is brimming with inventive mega-minds. Someone must have an idea to kill him off.
Try not to take too much notice of the soaps, but I think his wife will do him in after which she will blame another girl and will then be blackmailed by a third who saw it all. Just a hunch.
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"I fear having to prove I have nothing to hide." Josco
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves".
William Pitt, 1783
Shaw's Principle: "Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it."
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Posted 14 April 2005 - 02:58 PM
faustus, on Dec 17 2004, 11:31 AM, said:
Both Dirty Den & drug dealer Paul will meet a sticky end at the hands of 'All round Mr Nice Guy' Andy & his cronies....
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