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One We Can Be Sure Of'Dirty Den' Watts...but how will he go?


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#1 maryportfuncity

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Posted 08 December 2004 - 03:35 PM

The producers have confirmed his death in a manner that will keep the internet pornster/convicted killer Leslie Grantham off the Eastenders set for ever. But how will they kill him.

I'd be up for Den suffering fatal electrocution, inserting himself into the computer whilst attempting to interact closely with a scantily clad woman on-line.

Question is, would irony on this scale boost the ratings?
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Posted 13 December 2004 - 04:51 PM

C'mon guys. The board is brimming with inventive mega-minds. Someone must have an idea to kill him off.
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 10:58 AM

Murdered by a German taxi driver?

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Posted 15 December 2004 - 08:15 PM

Murdered by a German taxi driver?

<_< That gets my vote!
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Posted 17 December 2004 - 11:31 AM

Both Dirty Den & drug dealer Paul will meet a sticky end at the hands of 'All round Mr Nice Guy' Andy & his cronies....
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Posted 14 April 2005 - 01:12 PM

Why don't you leave the poor b*stard alone? He's a decent guy in real life and everyone makes mistakes.

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 01:36 PM

C'mon guys. The board is brimming with inventive mega-minds. Someone must have an idea to kill him off.



Try not to take too much notice of the soaps, but I think his wife will do him in after which she will blame another girl and will then be blackmailed by a third who saw it all. Just a hunch.
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Posted 14 April 2005 - 01:59 PM

Why don't you leave the poor b*stard alone? He's a decent guy in real life and everyone makes mistakes.



I am not sure that I would call committing murder, a mistake.......

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 02:58 PM

Both Dirty Den & drug dealer Paul will meet a sticky end at the hands of 'All round Mr Nice Guy' Andy & his cronies....

Leslie Grantham's computer screen definitely came to a sticky end....at the hands of Dirty Den. ;)
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Posted 14 April 2005 - 02:58 PM

I am not sure that I would call committing murder, a mistake.......

After reading this rubbish, I think I'd be capable of committing `a mistake'.



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