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#261 Dr. Zorders

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Posted 18 January 2015 - 06:52 PM

He doesn't appear to have tweeted in well over 24 hours now. Usually he tweets more than a hyperactive songbird who has big opinions about who will win the Premier League this season.

 

Either he's croaking or busy preparing a brilliant essay for HuffPo about why sperm whales still not being admitted as full members of the Augusta National Golf Club is more of a moral outrage than the Manson-family-esque "upbringing" my mother dealt me. And just general world hunger/mass scale religious oppression/war.


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Posted 23 January 2015 - 03:28 PM

Suffering from a blood infection -https://twitter.com/...638158569418752


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Posted 23 January 2015 - 03:42 PM

He's drunk so much port it's now gonna have to be removed from his blood?


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Posted 27 January 2015 - 07:52 PM

Suffering from a blood infection -https://twitter.com/...638158569418752

 

 

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 12:14 AM

Definitely he had his stomach drained again yesterday!He keeps surprising me with his resilience.I knew someone with stage 4 colon cancer and he was dead in 7 months.


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Posted 28 January 2015 - 09:29 PM

Definitely he had his stomach drained again yesterday!He keeps surprising me with his resilience.I knew someone with stage 4 colon cancer and he was dead in 7 months.

 

 

Aye he keeps going in the face of diminishing returns and impressing ever smaller audiences.

 

A bit like The Simpson's, then.


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Posted Yesterday, 08:46 PM

He's got that nurse-type woman in his bed now

 

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Wonder if he can still... y'know.


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Posted Yesterday, 09:02 PM

Probably not. That woman is his girlfriend I believe.


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Posted Yesterday, 09:42 PM

His last picture out of bed is 2 weeks old now. Kind of interesting in a perverse way to watch this development. 


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Posted Today, 12:01 AM

His last picture out of bed is 2 weeks old now. Kind of interesting in a perverse way to watch this development. 

 

 

Good observation .  If he is bed ridden the next stage is a coma for a few days / weeks then death. 

 

I'm sure sam will post a pic of himself going for a jog in the next few days though haha.


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Posted Today, 12:21 PM

Just scrolled through his tweets, the further back I go the more demented he seems, how can anybody think wearing fake fur is wrong? It's no different to wearing a synthetic fleecy jumper that looks like wool?


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Posted Today, 03:18 PM


? I think fake fur is wrong.


Just wear the real stuff.
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Posted Today, 08:01 PM

? I think fake fur is wrong.


Just wear the real stuff.

 

I meant people who already have objections to wearing real fur, surely fake fur is the perfect alternative?


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Posted Today, 08:07 PM

? I think fake fur is wrong.


Just wear the real stuff.

 
I meant people who already have objections to wearing real fur, surely fake fur is the perfect alternative?


Don't know, I don't have fur, real or fake, and don't want it. A jacket from sealer leather I might wear.

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Posted Today, 08:51 PM


^^^ not cold enough....
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