And for the my first off-topic rant of the year...as my TV licence fee is now due - why do BBC insist on spending my money on some dodgy Darts tournament when Ive got a superior product to watch on Sky at exactly the same time...?
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Andy Fordham - Will he retain his liver? What do you think ?
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Posted 01 January 2005 - 07:35 PM
Bad week for the Viking then - out of the World Champs (poor man's version) and dropped from the 2005 DeathList just before it was finalised.
And for the my first off-topic rant of the year...as my TV licence fee is now due - why do BBC insist on spending my money on some dodgy Darts tournament when Ive got a superior product to watch on Sky at exactly the same time...?
And for the my first off-topic rant of the year...as my TV licence fee is now due - why do BBC insist on spending my money on some dodgy Darts tournament when Ive got a superior product to watch on Sky at exactly the same time...?
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Posted 02 January 2005 - 02:27 PM
Grim Reaper, on Jan 1 2005, 07:35 PM, said:
Bad week for the Viking then - out of the World Champs (poor man's version) and dropped from the 2005 DeathList just before it was finalised.
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 02:19 PM
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Death Watch Beatle Posted on Dec 1 2004, 07:28 PM
As reported by Horsemen the Darts Tosser (thanks Ronnie for that spot-on description) is joining the Celebrity Fit Club, but the writing is on the wall.
As reported by Horsemen the Darts Tosser (thanks Ronnie for that spot-on description) is joining the Celebrity Fit Club, but the writing is on the wall.
Just saw him on the telly advert for CFC. jeeezzo, is this guy big or is this guy big?
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 04:45 PM
Grim Reaper, on Jan 1 2005, 07:35 PM, said:
why do BBC insist on spending my money on some dodgy Darts tournament when Ive got a superior product to watch on Sky at exactly the same time...? 
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heaven can wait, on Jan 3 2005, 02:19 PM, said:
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As reported by Horsemen the Darts Tosser (thanks Ronnie for that spot-on description) is joining the Celebrity Fit Club, but the writing is on the wall.
As reported by Horsemen the Darts Tosser (thanks Ronnie for that spot-on description) is joining the Celebrity Fit Club, but the writing is on the wall.
Just saw him on the telly advert for CFC. jeeezzo, is this guy big or is this guy big?
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Posted 21 January 2005 - 07:56 AM
Grim Reaper, on Jan 1 2005, 07:35 PM, said:
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And for the my first off-topic rant of the year...as my TV licence fee is now due - why do BBC insist on spending my money on some dodgy Darts tournament when Ive got a superior product to watch on Sky at exactly the same time...?
And for the my first off-topic rant of the year...as my TV licence fee is now due - why do BBC insist on spending my money on some dodgy Darts tournament when Ive got a superior product to watch on Sky at exactly the same time...?
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Posted 13 January 2006 - 01:04 PM
Still hideously fat & hideously crap.
Went out in the 1st round this year. Probably because his fingers are too fat. No coincidence, likewise, that one of the semi-finallists is a thin (THIN darts player!?!?!) young Dutchman.
Went out in the 1st round this year. Probably because his fingers are too fat. No coincidence, likewise, that one of the semi-finallists is a thin (THIN darts player!?!?!) young Dutchman.
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Posted 13 January 2006 - 03:15 PM
Godot, on Jan 13 2006, 02:43 PM, said:
Who is Andy Fordham and what might he be going out of?
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Posted 13 January 2006 - 04:09 PM
Oi!
The man is a legend and worshipped around the darts playing world making him instantly recognisable - albeit to a cult audience - around the UK, much of Europe and places like Australia. So he's as famous worldwide - say - as a cult musician like Nike Cave.
Also he didn't play badly in the first round - hitting an average just under 100 per throw. Because he'd gone out in the first round last year and spent a lot of the previous 12 months doing stuff like Celebrity Fit Club he was unseeded and found himself drawn against the no. 4 seed in round one, a bitch of a draw and probably proof that the tournament is fair since the same tie would have made a great semi or quarter final if they'd been more cynical. Plenty players went through the first round playing worse darts than The Viking.
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The man is a legend and worshipped around the darts playing world making him instantly recognisable - albeit to a cult audience - around the UK, much of Europe and places like Australia. So he's as famous worldwide - say - as a cult musician like Nike Cave.
Also he didn't play badly in the first round - hitting an average just under 100 per throw. Because he'd gone out in the first round last year and spent a lot of the previous 12 months doing stuff like Celebrity Fit Club he was unseeded and found himself drawn against the no. 4 seed in round one, a bitch of a draw and probably proof that the tournament is fair since the same tie would have made a great semi or quarter final if they'd been more cynical. Plenty players went through the first round playing worse darts than The Viking.
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Posted 13 January 2006 - 04:28 PM
maryportfuncity, on Jan 13 2006, 05:09 PM, said:
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Posted 13 January 2006 - 05:34 PM
Anubis the Jackal, on Jan 13 2006, 04:28 PM, said:
maryportfuncity, on Jan 13 2006, 05:09 PM, said:
Nike Cave
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Posted 13 January 2006 - 09:42 PM
maryportfuncity, on Jan 13 2006, 08:09 AM, said:
The man is a legend and worshipped around the darts playing world making him instantly recognisable - albeit to a cult audience - around the UK, much of Europe and places like Australia. So he's as famous worldwide - say - as a cult musician like Nike Cave.
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Posted 14 January 2006 - 12:04 AM
Anyone notice how the announcers in this BDO tournament havent got the big score shouts right?!
"one huuuundddeeerred and foooooouuuurty"
its all wrong!
Everyboody knows its "one hundrd and foouuurty!!"
Apart form that... and the fact the players are a bunch of guys they collected from the local pub, its a really worthy world championship
"one huuuundddeeerred and foooooouuuurty"
its all wrong!
Everyboody knows its "one hundrd and foouuurty!!"
Apart form that... and the fact the players are a bunch of guys they collected from the local pub, its a really worthy world championship
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Posted 14 January 2006 - 04:52 AM
I'm really disappointed that I'm missing the darts world championship this year. I've watched it every year since moving to England. My favourite darts player is Ted Hankey, cause I like that he dresses up as The Count, and throws plastic bats into the crowd when he walks out. My least favourite darts player is John 'John-Boy' Walton, cause I think he's one hell of a twat, and also cause I hate his theme song.
I am planning to fulfill a (recently devised) lifelong dream and attend Lakeside next year. I plan to wear a skimpy bikini which is decorated with bullseyes, so that I get on TV a lot. I also plan to get rip-roaringly drunk every night.
I am planning to fulfill a (recently devised) lifelong dream and attend Lakeside next year. I plan to wear a skimpy bikini which is decorated with bullseyes, so that I get on TV a lot. I also plan to get rip-roaringly drunk every night.
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