Toast 14,928 Posted September 24, 2015 A sample: “At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. I'm certainly tempted to get it from the library. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildstorm 295 Posted September 25, 2015 A sample: “At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. That page just sold me a book! Has he ever had sex? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,987 Posted September 26, 2015 A sample: “At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. That page just sold me a book! Has he ever had sex? Apart from with himself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,038 Posted September 26, 2015 A sample: “At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. That page just sold me a book! Has he ever had sex? Apart from with himself? Today's Guardian has an intelligent and sympathetic review of the whole thing that doesn't shirk from its shortcomings - meanders from plot, impenitrable phrasing and the fact Morrissey appears pig ignorant of subject details - for all that it throws the best and worst lines in with such regularity that it makes the book look like a phrase-fest of the highest order. Mine still hasn't shown up, but it'll get demolished when it does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,232 Posted October 23, 2015 Joe Moss, former manager of The Smiths, 72, cancer. http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/oct/23/joe-moss-manager-johnny-marr-and-the-smiths-dies-age-72 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,286 Posted December 1, 2015 A sample: “At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. That page just sold me a book! Has he ever had sex? Apart from with himself? Today's Guardian has an intelligent and sympathetic review of the whole thing that doesn't shirk from its shortcomings - meanders from plot, impenitrable phrasing and the fact Morrissey appears pig ignorant of subject details - for all that it throws the best and worst lines in with such regularity that it makes the book look like a phrase-fest of the highest order. Mine still hasn't shown up, but it'll get demolished when it does. He wins the bad sex award: http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/dec/01/morrissey-wins-bad-sex-award-fiction-debut-novel-list-of-the-lost Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 1, 2015 A sample: “At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. That page just sold me a book! Has he ever had sex? Apart from with himself? He never had no one ever... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,486 Posted December 2, 2015 A sample: “At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. That page just sold me a book! Has he ever had sex? Apart from with himself? Him and Johnny Marr was partners for a while Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,038 Posted December 3, 2015 A sample: “At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. That page just sold me a book! Has he ever had sex? Apart from with himself? Him and Johnny Marr was partners for a while Bollocks they were In other news, sex scenes like the stonker above have now won Morrissey the bad sex prize for the worst depiction of sex act(s) in a new novel during the last year. If there was a podium it's likely that List of the Lost would have taken gold, silver and bronze such is its jaw dropping achievement in this area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,486 Posted March 7, 2016 Morrissey for Mayor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,706 Posted March 7, 2016 A sample: “At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. That page just sold me a book! Has he ever had sex? Apart from with himself? Him and Johnny Marr was partners for a while Bullshit. He's been married since before the dawn of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,486 Posted March 7, 2016 A sample: “At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. That page just sold me a book! Has he ever had sex? Apart from with himself? Him and Johnny Marr was partners for a while Bullshit. He's been married since before the dawn of time. It was a rumour I heard years ago. Also being married doesn't always prove anything. I know a guy who was married, had several children with his wife then came out as gay. He's now happily married to his husband, John in South Minneapolis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,038 Posted March 7, 2016 A sample: “At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. That page just sold me a book! Has he ever had sex? Apart from with himself? Him and Johnny Marr was partners for a while Bullshit. He's been married since before the dawn of time. It was a rumour I heard years ago. Also being married doesn't always prove anything. I know a guy who was married, had several children with his wife then came out as gay. He's now happily married to his husband, John in South Minneapolis. Yeah, but Johnny Marr and Morrissey were never partners, regardless of your mate's life-history. It's fairly useful for business if there are unsubstantiated rumours about the sexuality of pop stars. The gay Spice Girl, All Saint or Take That members never turned out to have much substance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,706 Posted March 7, 2016 A sample: “At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. That page just sold me a book! Has he ever had sex? Apart from with himself? Him and Johnny Marr was partners for a while Bullshit. He's been married since before the dawn of time. It was a rumour I heard years ago. Also being married doesn't always prove anything. I know a guy who was married, had several children with his wife then came out as gay. He's now happily married to his husband, John in South Minneapolis. Fair point. It's still bollocks though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,486 Posted March 7, 2016 A sample: At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and puled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Elizas breasts barrel-rolled across Ezras howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Elizas body except for the otherwise central zone. This looks to me like a case of having and eating the same cake, he's gleefully mocking and celebrating overwrought prose, probs achieving the similarly hard task of laughing all the way to the bank. That page just sold me a book! Has he ever had sex? Apart from with himself? Him and Johnny Marr was partners for a while Bullshit. He's been married since before the dawn of time. It was a rumour I heard years ago. Also being married doesn't always prove anything. I know a guy who was married, had several children with his wife then came out as gay. He's now happily married to his husband, John in South Minneapolis. Yeah, but Johnny Marr and Morrissey were never partners, regardless of your mate's life-history. It's fairly useful for business if there are unsubstantiated rumours about the sexuality of pop stars. The gay Spice Girl, All Saint or Take That members never turned out to have much substance. Then I retract my comment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted March 8, 2016 By his own admission (in his autobiography) he was having it away for two years with Jake Owen Walters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,286 Posted August 15, 2016 He says cancer treatment has slowed him down and aged him considerably: http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/morrissey-cancer-treatment-has-slowed-me-down-a3320616.html hmm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,805 Posted August 15, 2016 He says cancer treatment has slowed him down and aged him considerably: http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/morrissey-cancer-treatment-has-slowed-me-down-a3320616.html hmm... FFS Does he ever stop whinging?* "Oh these doctors are trying to save my life, it's so tiring, boo hoo!" Prick. *Yeah, I know. He doesn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161 Posted August 15, 2016 He says cancer treatment has slowed him down and aged him considerably: http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/morrissey-cancer-treatment-has-slowed-me-down-a3320616.html hmm... FFS Does he ever stop whinging?* "Oh these doctors are trying to save my life, it's so tiring, boo hoo!" Prick. *Yeah, I know. He doesn't. Well I fucking hope he is on form this Saturday, my daughter is driving up to Manchester to see him 'live' Considering the eye watering cost of the tickets, the bastard had better be 'live' and full value or summat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,286 Posted April 16, 2017 Morrissey set for comeback after "fighting cancer": http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/bigmouth-signs-again-morrissey-set-10234900 He had to cancel a gig in Mexico last week after losing his voice. He also says recording his last album, or to be more precise, working with THAT record company, almost killed him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,038 Posted April 16, 2017 Bit of a drama queen mind. I mean, the bit about working with Harvest Records nearly killing him. That's a first world problem right there. Another side of that argument suggest Morrissey has this perverse trait of insisting that his material is released with the right branding (bear in mind he insisted Parlophone release him once and his autobiography is the only book published immediately by Penguin Classics) only to punt out product that doesn't hit the sales or critical heights associated with said brand. Overall; I'm a fan but not one who'd choose to spend time shooting the breeze with the guy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,286 Posted April 16, 2017 Well, it was this "nearly killed me" that led me to post this. I was wondering if it was known that he actually had cancer, not just Barrett's syndrome, but indeed, we knew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,805 Posted April 16, 2017 On 15/08/2016 at 18:15, msc said: FFS Does he ever stop whinging?* "Oh these doctors are trying to save my life, it's so tiring, boo hoo!" Prick. *Yeah, I know. He doesn't. I stand by my opinion from a few months back. Some nice songs in The Smiths, but whiny sod. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted April 17, 2017 Never actually heard of him before, but could be a solid pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 19,232 Posted May 24, 2017 Morrissey on the attack after Manchester atrocity: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40026536 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
