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#61 deadsox

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 09:52 PM

 EST.1993, on 17 February 2012 - 05:55 PM, said:

Michele Baldwin died on the 5th. So I think that means deadsox should have 4 more points. And then Gary Carter died yesterday.

Thanks 93.

#62 maryportfuncity

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 10:28 AM

 Spade_Cooley, on 17 February 2012 - 06:25 PM, said:

 maryportfuncity, on 17 February 2012 - 06:06 PM, said:

If one of Spade's low hangers cops it in the next month he's got the magical 2012 points

Well... I noticed via Journalisted that one of my picks, Daily Telegraph hack Cassandra Jardine, has only written one article in nearly four months which, for a woman who used to write to or three pieces a week, is quite stunning. So I did some googling and found Saint Helena's Church parish newsletter was asking for prayers for her. So I might just sneak over the line there.

Reading the "requests for prayers" section of these newsletters is a whole new venue for deadpool research, imho.

Aye, but - so far - those prayers on behalf of the Reverend Ian Paisley seem to be working. So far, that is...
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#63 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 10:28 AM

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Wait, I just twigged that the death of Leonard Rosoman, RA, OBE, means that I have... 2034 points. I'd like to thank all of my fellow competitors, great sports the lot of you, I'd like to thank Rosoman, Strathie, James, Carter and that crazy cat Sanha for having the decency to buy the farm so early into this year, and hey.... next stop the DDP.
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 11:10 AM

Congratulations Spade.

(As you can see, I'm a man who's not afraid to call a Spade a Spade)

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 11:52 AM

Well done Spade, having looked at your team I reckon you're in with the best shout of winning the DDP this year
Golden Slumbers

Ryan Buell - Bonnie Franklin - Anne Williams - Kate Granger - Lisa Lynch - Rubin Carter - Jack Pardee - Henry Cecil - Van Cliburn - Damon Harris - Katherine Crowe - Hugo Chavez - Jackie Selebi - Chick Willis - Stefano Borgonovo - Dennis James - Chen Xitong - T-Model Ford - Margaret Mackintosh - Bashar al-Assad

Derby Dead Pool

2011 - 10th (7/20)
2012 - 74th (6/20)
2013 - (6/20)

#66 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 12:38 PM

 deadsox, on 25 February 2012 - 11:10 AM, said:

Congratulations Spade.

(As you can see, I'm a man who's not afraid to call a Spade a Spade)

Racist...

 Bert Trautmann, on 25 February 2012 - 11:52 AM, said:

Well done Spade, having looked at your team I reckon you're in with the best shout of winning the DDP this year

I've got Arry Kiri penned down as the winner, tbh. We'll see...
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#67 maryportfuncity

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 01:59 PM

Aye, link below was the first hit I got that counts for points, so Spade is duly declared the winner and the closing time of 21 Feb is - indeed - impressive. PMs will flow between the Spadester and myself as a generous prize is agreed and forwarded to Spade Towers.


http://announcements.thetimes.co.uk/obituaries/timesonline-uk/obituary.aspx?n=leonard-rosoman&pid=156068525
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#68 maryportfuncity

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 02:08 PM

Reet gang, before the thread rightfully sinks without trace, a few questions that might lead to changes next year:

1 - (Because I'm all in favour of the "Dirty Dozen" concept of pile 'em high, off 'em quick dead pooling) If I opened things up next year to EITHER the DDP teams or a DDS (Deathrace Dirty Score) how many of you would be tempted to compile a team of twenty low-hangers for this competition?

2 - What else in the current rules is grating with anyone and might lead to higher levels of customer satisfaction for Deathrace 2013?
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#69 maryportfuncity

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 04:21 PM

Let it be known that Spade, like DDT before him, has opted to receive his "prize" in the form of a donation to a charity fund-raising event. All now done and dusted. Spade may want to keep his personal life and friends confidential so I'll leave it to him to decide if he wants to post a link to the Just Giving page here. People say we're sick, but two charities have benefitted from Deathrace winners in the last twelve months!
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 04:56 PM

You look away for a day or two, and someone goes and wins!

Well done Spade.

The DDP will be a marathon compared to the sprint though - too early to call.
DDP 2013: S Jardine (joker), R Mugabe, J Vance, Jaruzelski, J Blume, R Mason, N Edwards, D Kirwan, F Sanger, B Dole, V Cliburn, J Havelange, M Ali, M Jopling, B Pertwee, M Eden, R Buell, D Martinus, B Metsu, F Starr

Other combined Deadpools: E Wallach, R Attenborough, L Ferlinghetti, VN Giap, R Misch, H Kissinger, A Savoldi, F Bough, F Phelps, M Winner, B Nolan, GHW Bush, R Ebert, E Priebke, J Talabani, J Lovelock, A Briggs, D Sinden, J Freeman, C Pincher, R Asherson, J Garner, M McManus, G Willard, L Rainer, D Slocombe, G Clerides, B Foulkes, B Cant, FGD Jean, Philip, N Mandela, P MacNee, P Worsthorne, L Blue, Sir H Cecil, M Weiner, C Townes, P de Jong, R Coase, T Finney, R Clark, D Ellis, J la Motta, L Zamperini, K Ollerenshaw, P Cardin, G Hamilton, F Thornton, C de Duve, A Whicker, C James, G Whitlam, P Andrews, J Pardee, R Dean, C Hollingworth, H Lee, J Williams, M Gorbachev, H Garza, O Sharif, J Fontaine, H Wouk, L Philips, A Suarez, D Day, E de Souza, B Kay, D Simpson, S Rimmer, G Johns, R Dotrice, P Vaughan, R Moody, R Hardy, G Cole, A di Stefano, F Fielding, R Harris. total 8/100

2012: 25/100
Shadow Deathlist 2011- 10/50

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 07:48 PM

The charity in question is the Depression Alliance, and its part of a sponsored rap battle taking place at Don't Flop's April 1st event. If any of you have any cash kicking about, do donate.

Much kudos to Maryport as well, we're helping the wider world here on the DL one corpse at a time.
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 09:01 PM

Well done Spade and Marypfc.
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If I'm Spared Myself, Of Course
Toast of the Turf
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 09:09 PM

Congratulations for a very speedy win seem in order. Well done, Spade.

regards,
Hein
DDP 2013 team The Grey Horde:
Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud, Giulio Andreotti, Hugo Chávez, Jacques Chirac, Felix Dennis, Bonnie FranklinPosted Image, Damon Harris, Clive James, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Jiroemon Kimura, Helmut Kohl, Manisha Koirala, Nelson Mandela, Bruno Metsu, Rochus Misch, Robert Mugabe, Julie Newmar, Chopper Read, Sister Wendy, Tito Vilanova

DDP 2013 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
Theo Bos, Albert II of Belgium, Beatrix of the Netherlands, Corry Brokken, Dick Bruna, Raymond Ceulemans, Godfried Cardinal Danneels, Mark Eyskens, Fabiola of BelgiumPosted Image, John Fentener van Vlissingen, Gerard Helders, Jacky Ickx, Jan Janssen, Jean of Luxembourg, Piet de Jong, Kees Rijvers, Wim Ruska, "Toots" Thielemans, Martinus Veltman, Geert Wilders

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 10:55 PM

Well done. Now let's see if you can win the DDP.
DDP 2013:

Better Them Than Us!:
Stefano Borgonovo, Jo Bryant, Ryan Buell, Sir Henry Cecil, Hugo Chavez, Van Cliburn, Katherine Crowe, Bonnie Franklin Posted Image, Francis George, Ron Hynes, Salvatore Iaconesi, Clive James, Sandy Jardine, Colm Murray Posted Image, Jack Pardee, Brian Shivers, Anne Williams, Michael Winner, Tito Vilanova, Masao Yoshida

I Will Survive! [Theme: Last Living]
Patty Andrews, Errie Ball, Jimmy Cobb Posted Image, Abdul "Duke" Fakir Posted Image, Maurice Faure, Benjamin Ferencz, Barry Gibb, Clint Hill, Jean Kennedy Smith, Jozef Kowalski, Madeleine LeBeau Posted Image, George Lowe, Rochus Misch Posted Image, Shirley Mitchell, Tommy Ramone, John Stephenson Posted Image, Theodore "Dutch" Van Kirk, Ewald-Heinrich von Kleist-Schenzin, Janet Waldo, Betty White

ShadowList 2013: Eli Wallach, Rev. Billy Graham, Stan Lee, Nelson Mandela, Patty Andrews, Olivia de Havilland, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Margaret Thatcher, Beverly Cleary, George H.W. Bush, Gen. Wojciech Jaruzelski, Joan Fontaine, John Glenn, Prince Philip, Luise Rainer, Christopher Lee, Ray Harryhausen, Fidel Castro, Bhumibol Adulyadej, Nancy Reagan, Muhammad Ali, Carol Channing, Bob Dole, Al Molinaro, Don Pardo, I.M. Pei, Pete Seeger, Henry Kissinger, Dick Van Dyke, Chuck Yeager, Doris Day, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Stan Musial, John Paul Stevens, Don Rickles, Vera Lynn, Mickey Rooney, Jimmy Carter, Richard Attenborough, B.B. King, Prof. Irwin Corey, Ed Koch, Richard Adams, Stephen Hawking, Gough Whitlam, Jonathan Winters, Noel Neill, Lauren Bacall, Yogi Berra

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 06:49 PM

Well done from me too Spade - very impressive.
Mine's a lemonade!

DL Shadow List: King Abdullah, Muhammad Ali, Patty Andrews, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Bob Barker, Ronnie Biggs, Boutros Boutros-Ghali, Ian Brady, George HW Bush, Lord Carrington, Fidel Castro, Henry Cecil, Hugo Chavez, Van Cliburn, Bob Dole, Kirk Douglas, Jean Claude Duvalier, Annette Funicello, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Billy Graham, Damon Harris, Stephen Hawking, John Hume, Clive James, Yahya Jammeh, General Jaruzelski, Ed Koch, Helmut Kohl, Phil Lesh, Nelson Mandela, Penny Marshall, Teodoro Obiang Nquema Mbasogo, Shih Ming-Teh, Hosni Mubarak, Robert Mugabe, Jim Nabors, John Nkomo, Bernie Nolan, Manuel Noriega,, Jack Pardee, James Prior, Nancy Reagan, Ariel Sharon, Margaret Thatcher, Jeremy Thorpe, Atal Bihari Vajpayee, Gough Whitlam, Michael Winner and Jiang Zemin, 10/50

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:56 PM

Just warning yers...expect a new Deathrace thread to emerge in the next seven days. Pretty much the same rules and same deal as before. But- since it'll be a day or two before I put it up here - any strongly held opinions about Deathrace matters, ideas for changes etc, could usefully be posted in this thread. At which point - no bull - they'll be seriously considered before we open the doors to entrants. I'm particularly keen on ideas about how to enter low-hangers (in the Deathrace, not sexually!). I've offered the Deathrace Dirty Dozen option as an alternative to simply fielding the DDP teams in the hope that a really dirty bunch of low-hangers would clean up, but so far this attempt to reward initiative has come to nowt. Do I limit it to DDP teams, expand the alternative option, or do summat else?

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