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#1 Arnold

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 09:55 AM

Sadly very seriously ill even though he appears to be buggering on splendidly.

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 11:10 AM

Your sadly is someone else's conveniently. Is there evidence/form to study? And...he'll still be breathing on 1 Jan, right?
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Posted 03 November 2011 - 11:15 AM

Any proof?
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Posted 03 November 2011 - 07:08 PM

View Postthemaninblack, on 03 November 2011 - 11:15 AM, said:

Any proof?

Arnold says so, and he doesn't say much, so that's good enough for me. So that's Nigel Lawson and 19 others for my 2012 DDP list. Lawson hasn't looked very clever for some time now but I can't remember when I last saw his picture in the papers.
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Posted 03 November 2011 - 07:26 PM

View PostGodot, on 03 November 2011 - 07:08 PM, said:

View Postthemaninblack, on 03 November 2011 - 11:15 AM, said:

Any proof?

Arnold says so, and he doesn't say much, so that's good enough for me. So that's Nigel Lawson and 19 others for my 2012 DDP list. Lawson hasn't looked very clever for some time now but I can't remember when I last saw his picture in the papers.

Well, he was on BBC2 today (15mins 30secs in) and he does look a little under the weather. I'm not entirely convinced he's a gonner, though.
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Posted 03 November 2011 - 08:17 PM

View PostGodot, on 03 November 2011 - 07:08 PM, said:

View Postthemaninblack, on 03 November 2011 - 11:15 AM, said:

Any proof?

Arnold says so, and he doesn't say much, so that's good enough for me. So that's Nigel Lawson and 19 others for my 2012 DDP list. Lawson hasn't looked very clever for some time now but I can't remember when I last saw his picture in the papers.

He mustn't be feeling too clever either considering that a] the free-market City knows best economic culture is going down the shitter and b] the European monetary integration to which he urged Thatcher to be a part of, leading to his resignation in 1989 is also going down the toilet.

If I was him, I'd keep a very low profile...

60% top rate of tax? pfftt!
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Posted 03 November 2011 - 09:03 PM

Less 80s politics, more pictures of his daughter's tits.

thx.
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Posted 03 November 2011 - 10:01 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on 03 November 2011 - 09:03 PM, said:

Less 80s politics, more pictures of his daughter's tits.

thx.

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Fair enough...
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Posted 04 November 2011 - 12:03 PM

View Postthemaninblack, on 03 November 2011 - 10:01 PM, said:

View PostSpade_Cooley, on 03 November 2011 - 09:03 PM, said:

Less 80s politics, more pictures of his daughter's tits.

thx.

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Fair enough...


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 02:06 PM

I like this picture of her

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 02:11 PM


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 05:01 PM

Even I fancy her, and I'm a girl.

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Posted 14 November 2011 - 02:07 PM

I think the most fitting way for him to go would be a freak weather accident caused by global warming!

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Posted 28 November 2011 - 11:45 AM

How old is he ?

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Posted 28 November 2011 - 11:51 AM

View PostTetedargent, on 28 November 2011 - 11:45 AM, said:

How old is he ?

According to his Wikipedia entry he was born on 11 March 1932, so he's 79 now.

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Posted 29 November 2011 - 10:05 PM

He has a new partner 39 yrs his junior and younger than his daughter so he might last a bit longer :)

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Posted 29 November 2011 - 10:35 PM

View PostTetedargent, on 29 November 2011 - 10:05 PM, said:

He has a new partner 39 yrs his junior and younger than his daughter so he might last a bit longer :)

She might have other ideas.
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:48 PM

I wholeheartedly agree with Spade_cooley (post #7)!

And Nigella tickles my nerves in many ways, for example: (for another example, see the second picture)

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If ever we've heard of a better excuse to enjoy these 'no calorie' days, it's this...
Gillian McKeith, the well-known TV celebrity, who advocates a holistic approach to nutrition, with minimal fat and plenty of fruit and veg is 51 years old. Nigella Lawson, a TV cook, who eats nothing but butter, meat, desserts and plenty of excess, is 50.

Gillian McKeith, age 52
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Nigella Lawson, age 51
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 02:11 PM

View PostTomb raider, on 02 January 2012 - 01:48 PM, said:

I wholeheartedly agree with Spade_cooley (post #7)!

And Nigella tickles my nerves in many ways, for example: (for another example, see the second picture)

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If ever we've heard of a better excuse to enjoy these 'no calorie' days, it's this...
Gillian McKeith, the well-known TV celebrity, who advocates a holistic approach to nutrition, with minimal fat and plenty of fruit and veg is 51 years old. Nigella Lawson, a TV cook, who eats nothing but butter, meat, desserts and plenty of excess, is 50.

Gillian McKeith, age 52
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Nigella Lawson, age 51
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That ones been doing its rounds on facebook for a few months. The photo of Gillian wass taken when she was in the jungle for a few weeks. I guess if I had Nigella's millions, I could look pretty good too.
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 03:04 PM

View PostPaul Bearer, on 02 January 2012 - 02:11 PM, said:


That ones been doing its rounds on facebook for a few months. The photo of Gillian wass taken when she was in the jungle for a few weeks. I guess if I had Nigella's millions, I could look pretty good too.

My apologies, I'm not on facebook and the joke was new to me until very recently.

Even taken into consideration that the McKeith-photograph is probably the least flattering they could find, it's still absolutely clear to me that time has been much kinder to Nigella Lawson than to the cardboard-eating old hag. Having all the money of the world can only take you so far.
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