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Posted 22 October 2011 - 01:16 PM

It seems quite likely that he'll be the next of the Arab spring (autumn?) topplers, but will he suffer the same fate as Saddam and Gaddafi or that of Ben Ali? Saleh's in a similar position, but could step down before he's brought down. I suppose Mubarak's somewhere in the middle for now.

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 10:57 PM

Gaddafi's fate is definitely making me consider putting fellow Arabian dictators Bashar al-Assad, Ali Abdullah Saleh, and maybe even Abdelaziz Bouteflika on next year's DDP.

Al-Assad in particular is begging for a bullet to the head and Saleh already has had an attempt on his life.


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Posted 30 January 2012 - 11:13 PM

It appears his downfall is nigh (unless Russia can save his sorry arse):

http://www.bbc.co.uk...e-east-16796616

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 11:21 PM

As time goes on, I grow more and more convinced that 2012 really will lead to the end of the world.

This is just an attempt to pick a fight with Iran.
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Posted 31 January 2012 - 03:32 PM

Only a species as fucked up and self-centered as humanity would equate it's own destruction with the end of the world. The planet will survive us, even if we nuke ourselves into oblivion. But we warned, Cumbrians have been messing with nuclear power longer than any other corner of the planet. I'm fairly convinced my cousin and a few of his mates, who've been at Sellafield since anyone can remember, would survive the so-called apolcalypse and if we're reliant on those head-bangers to re-populate the planet you could safely assume that movies like The Road have under-estimated the bestial nature of the survivors.
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Posted 31 January 2012 - 08:07 PM

View Postmaryportfuncity, on 31 January 2012 - 03:32 PM, said:

Only a species as fucked up and self-centered as humanity would equate it's own destruction with the end of the world. The planet will survive us, even if we nuke ourselves into oblivion. But we warned, Cumbrians have been messing with nuclear power longer than any other corner of the planet. I'm fairly convinced my cousin and a few of his mates, who've been at Sellafield since anyone can remember, would survive the so-called apolcalypse and if we're reliant on those head-bangers to re-populate the planet you could safely assume that movies like The Road have under-estimated the bestial nature of the survivors.

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 10:14 PM

Really upset at the BBC news reports coming out of Syria tonight. How can we let ordinary people from this area just be be murdered like this? Shooting orders going out to kill anything that moves even down to 12 year old boys. Just unreal.
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 10:55 PM

View PostRotten Ali, on 05 March 2012 - 10:14 PM, said:

Really upset at the BBC news reports coming out of Syria tonight. How can we let ordinary people from this area just be be murdered like this? Shooting orders going out to kill anything that moves even down to 12 year old boys. Just unreal.

There's not much we can do. With these countries you seem to remove one set of murderers to let another set in.
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 11:50 PM

View PostWindsor, on 05 March 2012 - 10:55 PM, said:

View PostRotten Ali, on 05 March 2012 - 10:14 PM, said:

Really upset at the BBC news reports coming out of Syria tonight. How can we let ordinary people from this area just be be murdered like this? Shooting orders going out to kill anything that moves even down to 12 year old boys. Just unreal.

There's not much we can do. With these countries you seem to remove one set of murderers to let another set in.

If Syria had oil, then something would be done...
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Posted 06 March 2012 - 12:17 AM

View Postthemaninblack, on 05 March 2012 - 11:50 PM, said:

View PostWindsor, on 05 March 2012 - 10:55 PM, said:

View PostRotten Ali, on 05 March 2012 - 10:14 PM, said:

Really upset at the BBC news reports coming out of Syria tonight. How can we let ordinary people from this area just be be murdered like this? Shooting orders going out to kill anything that moves even down to 12 year old boys. Just unreal.

There's not much we can do. With these countries you seem to remove one set of murderers to let another set in.

If Syria had oil, then something would be done...

If they had oil we'd be doing even less. Better the evil you know...
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Posted 06 March 2012 - 05:25 AM

Killing anything that moves .. sigh. He's a president.

Right in front of him someone should fuck his .. god said no to this post, Mr.Scream.

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 09:29 PM

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 11:27 PM

If he sticks around, sooner or later chances are he'll end up like Gadaffi, or perhaps he and the missus will suffer the same fate as Mr & Mrs Ceausescu. Couldn't happen to a nicer couple

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 10:25 AM

Dawoud Rajiha, the Syrian defense minister is reported to have been killed according to AlJazeera's twitter account.

EDIT: Assad's brother-in-law, Assef Shawkat is now reported dead by Reuters India.
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Posted 18 July 2012 - 04:27 PM

Basically h alf the inner circle of Assad have been wiped out in the attack http://www.bbc.co.uk...e-east-18882149 . lets hope they get the main man himself next time!

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 11:37 PM

I have a feeling he won't stay and die in syria like gaddafi. If he is killed it will be with an attack similar to the one that killed half his inner circle. he will probably flee to Iran or russia when the net starts to tighten in.
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 12:17 AM

View Postthe_engineer, on 18 July 2012 - 11:37 PM, said:

I have a feeling he won't stay and die in syria like gaddafi. If he is killed it will be with an attack similar to the one that killed half his inner circle. he will probably flee to Iran or russia when the net starts to tighten in.

If he has any sense

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 09:45 AM

Here's a run down from Wikipedia on who's died and who might be on the verge of dying. Syrian State TV just confirmed a few minutes ago that the Intelligence Chief had carked it; I believe the interior minister is not far behind.
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Posted 20 July 2012 - 11:06 AM

View Postadrian0719, on 20 July 2012 - 09:45 AM, said:

Here's a run down from Wikipedia on who's died and who might be on the verge of dying. Syrian State just confirmed a few minutes ago that the Intelligence Chief had carked it; I believe the interior minister is not far behind.

Now that's what you call a cabinet shake-up :)

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 11:31 AM

Speculation on the Today programme this morning that the whole thing was a failed coup attempt, which might explain the tonnage of death given that those loyal would tend to dispense summary justice and leave the coupsters silent. Either way; I don't think Assad is as stupid as Gadaffi and reckon he'll get the hell out of there in time to save his own skin. Next stop (almost certainly) Russia.
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