Big long sentences and intelligent posts are lovely, but they don't always stop one sounding like a bit of a cock.
Bring back the 'ur all sik fukin weerdos and deserv to catch cancer of the face'. Much more fun.
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Irate Visitors Rage Here, if you must. Fear and Loathing in Las Deathlist
Started by The Yeti, Mar 05 2004 11:43 PM
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#862 Guest_Jamie Heart_*
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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:34 PM
Whoever came up with these death lists are sick and need to be locked up and the key thrown away. No wonder the world is in the mess it's in. People like you have nothing better to do than to put this garbage of sheer negativity and evil out there for all the world to see. What happens when our name is on that list? People like ou don't care about other people's feelings. You are one of the reasons that abortion was made legal.This is absolutely disgusting and it houldn't be allowed to even take up space on line. ou have no conscience.
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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:35 PM
Jamie Heart, on 12 February 2012 - 09:34 PM, said:
Whoever came up with these death lists are sick and need to be locked up and the key thrown away. No wonder the world is in the mess it's in. People like you have nothing better to do than to put this garbage of sheer negativity and evil out there for all the world to see. What happens when our name is on that list? People like ou don't care about other people's feelings. You are one of the reasons that abortion was made legal.This is absolutely disgusting and it houldn't be allowed to even take up space on line. ou have no conscience.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:38 PM
Jamie Heart, on 12 February 2012 - 09:34 PM, said:
Whoever came up with these death lists are sick and need to be locked up and the key thrown away. No wonder the world is in the mess it's in. People like you have nothing better to do than to put this garbage of sheer negativity and evil out there for all the world to see. What happens when our name is on that list? People like ou don't care about other people's feelings. You are one of the reasons that abortion was made legal.This is absolutely disgusting and it houldn't be allowed to even take up space on line. ou have no conscience.
Hoorayyyyyyyyyyyyy! Our first drive-by ranter for years! (Well, it feels like years)
Edited by Paul Bearer, 12 February 2012 - 09:45 PM.
last 3 posts merged with the correct thread.
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Posted 12 February 2012 - 11:38 PM
Jamie Heart, on 12 February 2012 - 09:34 PM, said:
What happens when our name is on that list?
Well...nothing really.
Besides, you don't meet the criteria.
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 06:45 PM
Lol - guys, you know you always remove any messages that hit home, I've seen it time after time, stop being pansies and face up to it.
Look, as a founding member of this site for sure I like death, I like killing things, I like wanking over gravestones - in short, it makes my balls tight. But we shouldn't be ashamed, and this is why I think as appointed representative of this place I am going to big us up good.
My idea is this - any murder, celebrity, random nutter, fuck it, kids are what we like the best, I'm going to drop a wee note as "Deathlist Rules" under the story with a link to our homepage. The BBC, Daily Mail, The Sun forum - dudes, we are going to be famous, plus we'll get loads more members who are into graves like us. We are going to be heroes!
I think this big promo push will put us on the map, and the girls (dead we hope lol) (we like to fuck corpses) will flock to our fat asses.
I'm just checking first if anyone has any opinion whether my title should be "founder of The Deathlist" or "Co-founder of The Deathlist"? I'm looking forward to speaking for us, and I think I'm safe in saying my IP address can't be blocked remotely by you to other sites. Saying that, you can't block it for this one one lol!
Anyway corpsefuckers, let me know what you think and we'll see what we can do.
Cheers!
Deadsponk
Look, as a founding member of this site for sure I like death, I like killing things, I like wanking over gravestones - in short, it makes my balls tight. But we shouldn't be ashamed, and this is why I think as appointed representative of this place I am going to big us up good.
My idea is this - any murder, celebrity, random nutter, fuck it, kids are what we like the best, I'm going to drop a wee note as "Deathlist Rules" under the story with a link to our homepage. The BBC, Daily Mail, The Sun forum - dudes, we are going to be famous, plus we'll get loads more members who are into graves like us. We are going to be heroes!
I think this big promo push will put us on the map, and the girls (dead we hope lol) (we like to fuck corpses) will flock to our fat asses.
I'm just checking first if anyone has any opinion whether my title should be "founder of The Deathlist" or "Co-founder of The Deathlist"? I'm looking forward to speaking for us, and I think I'm safe in saying my IP address can't be blocked remotely by you to other sites. Saying that, you can't block it for this one one lol!
Anyway corpsefuckers, let me know what you think and we'll see what we can do.
Cheers!
Deadsponk
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 07:30 PM
From 24 March 2012 - 07:14 PM:
From 24 March 2012 - 06:45 PM:
Lol - I didn't read any further than this because textspeak = knob end.
Yes you did you lying chubber. You may be old but I'm sure even your dopey ass can contemplate the basics. My name when I point future members to our site will be Lard Bazaar, but for sure if they don't write in the formal queen's you won't understand anyway so nowt to worry about bigboy - just a familiar title for when they see me there, and then find you here xxx
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 08:37 PM
Daedsponk, on 24 March 2012 - 06:45 PM, said:
Lol - guys, you know you always remove any messages that hit home, I've seen it time after time, stop being pansies and face up to it.
Actually, we rarely do. We occasionally remove troll posts like yours, but that's when a moderator thinks it's in bad taste.
Daedsponk, on 24 March 2012 - 06:45 PM, said:
Look, as a founding member of this site
Don't lie, troll. Founding members of this forum post from well known IP addresses. You don't.
Daedsponk, on 24 March 2012 - 06:45 PM, said:
My idea is this - any murder, celebrity, random nutter, fuck it, kids are what we like the best, I'm going to drop a wee note as "Deathlist Rules" under the story with a link to our homepage.
By all means do what you like, troll, there's no way of stopping you.
What's "our homepage"? You can't be meaning deathlist.net, as you're not one of them.
Daedsponk, on 24 March 2012 - 06:45 PM, said:
I'm just checking first if anyone has any opinion whether my title should be "founder of The Deathlist" or "Co-founder of The Deathlist"?
If we needed more proof of your being a troill: here it is. Guests don't have titles.
Now please FOAD, troll.
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 08:38 PM
Guest, on 24 March 2012 - 07:30 PM, said:
From 24 March 2012 - 07:14 PM:
From 24 March 2012 - 06:45 PM:
Lol - I didn't read any further than this because textspeak = knob end.
Yes you did you lying chubber. You may be old but I'm sure even your dopey ass can contemplate the basics. My name when I point future members to our site will be Lard Bazaar, but for sure if they don't write in the formal queen's you won't understand anyway so nowt to worry about bigboy - just a familiar title for when they see me there, and then find you here xxx
The basics? The basics being that anyone that uses the phrase 'lol' is a twat. And just for the record, my ass is far from dopey. Fat, white, malodorous, and even spotty sometimes, but dopey? Never.
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Posted 25 March 2012 - 12:01 AM
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 04:36 PM
Guys and Gal - Jesus Christ, stop freaking out. When I started this place it was all about having relations with the dead, but love among the living. Lard Bazaar, for whatever reason, thinks that pointing out grammatical errors makes her one of the higher thinkers... Luv, you're with us on the Deathlist, you're overcompensating darling, no one will fall for it - if you feel the urgent need to try and to point out how bright you are, you're not so smart. The lady doth protest like a byatch every other message, have you seen that? Crikey - yes, well done Lard, you have a rudimentary understanding of grammar and yet you still love fantasising about people dying, its nothing anyone will be amazed about.
Still, something we can laugh about. We've got the old spellchecker on alert in case someone slips up, she'll drag her fat ass onto the case and let us know correct grammar equals intelligence...? Um, okay Lard, if you say so. Laughs out loud. Naw, but I kid, she's jolly like the laughing policeman.
Anyway, I was very, very, VERY upset to be referred to as a troll several times. This was maybe one of the most hurtful things anyone could have ever said and it struck me to the bone. It was a dynamic and original attack on me, the founder of the Deathlist, but stung me like a bee. I saw many sentences that said "yes we are cunts, troll, but we are cunts who cannot handle being criticised, troll..." It was like, is this dick going to think of something to defend them or just end every sentence with 'troll'? What a total penis, he did't do himself proud, but then again we can't defend a site like ours.
I was upset - my fellow corpse fucking pals were shamed - it wasn't a good scene. Guys, let me back into the fold and we can maybe talk. I've killed a duck this morning and tried to force my penis in its beak. It was dead but I was so hard it was great. All of us here know what that is about so you know I'm still of the same mindframe as you friends. Lets suckle on the milky nipples of death together and laugh when one of our sisters die like a whore, mmmmmm, it's gooooodddd....
Still, something we can laugh about. We've got the old spellchecker on alert in case someone slips up, she'll drag her fat ass onto the case and let us know correct grammar equals intelligence...? Um, okay Lard, if you say so. Laughs out loud. Naw, but I kid, she's jolly like the laughing policeman.
Anyway, I was very, very, VERY upset to be referred to as a troll several times. This was maybe one of the most hurtful things anyone could have ever said and it struck me to the bone. It was a dynamic and original attack on me, the founder of the Deathlist, but stung me like a bee. I saw many sentences that said "yes we are cunts, troll, but we are cunts who cannot handle being criticised, troll..." It was like, is this dick going to think of something to defend them or just end every sentence with 'troll'? What a total penis, he did't do himself proud, but then again we can't defend a site like ours.
I was upset - my fellow corpse fucking pals were shamed - it wasn't a good scene. Guys, let me back into the fold and we can maybe talk. I've killed a duck this morning and tried to force my penis in its beak. It was dead but I was so hard it was great. All of us here know what that is about so you know I'm still of the same mindframe as you friends. Lets suckle on the milky nipples of death together and laugh when one of our sisters die like a whore, mmmmmm, it's gooooodddd....
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:09 PM
Jim Dickenburger, on 01 April 2012 - 04:36 PM, said:
Guys and Gal - Jesus Christ, stop freaking out. When I started this place it was all about having relations with the dead, but love among the living. Lard Bazaar, for whatever reason, thinks that pointing out grammatical errors makes her one of the higher thinkers... Luv, you're with us on the Deathlist, you're overcompensating darling, no one will fall for it - if you feel the urgent need to try and to point out how bright you are, you're not so smart. The lady doth protest like a byatch every other message, have you seen that? Crikey - yes, well done Lard, you have a rudimentary understanding of grammar and yet you still love fantasising about people dying, its nothing anyone will be amazed about.
Still, something we can laugh about. We've got the old spellchecker on alert in case someone slips up, she'll drag her fat ass onto the case and let us know correct grammar equals intelligence...? Um, okay Lard, if you say so. Laughs out loud. Naw, but I kid, she's jolly like the laughing policeman....and loads of other shit.....
Still, something we can laugh about. We've got the old spellchecker on alert in case someone slips up, she'll drag her fat ass onto the case and let us know correct grammar equals intelligence...? Um, okay Lard, if you say so. Laughs out loud. Naw, but I kid, she's jolly like the laughing policeman....and loads of other shit.....
On the contrary, I'm fully aware that in the hierarchy of boffindom around here, I'm bumbling around the lower rungs of the ladder, somewhere between Wee Jimmy Krankie and Grotbags - but, somewhat joyously for me, I still seem to have touched a nerve - I'm too thick to think of a decent comeback, so I'll revert to type and just say 'suck my balls, you massive bellend'.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:27 PM
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Deathrace 2013 Team: Glen Campbell, Henry Kissinger, George Shultz (Joker), Fidel Castro, Stan Lee, Helmut Schmidt, Nelson Mandela, Jerry Lewis, Sidney Poitier, Maximilian Schell, Fats Domino, BB King,Ray Harryhausen, Pierre Cardin, Jiroemon Kimura .
2013 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: George HW Bush, Jiroemon Kimura, Carl Reiner, Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas,Patty Andrews, Al Molinaro, BB King, Eydie Gorme, Efrem Zimbalist Jr..
2013 DDP Theme Team 1: Ronald Atkins, Ron Braunstein, Ron Brown, Ronald Chesney, Ronald Coase, Ronnie Walter Cunningham, Ronnie Dawson, Ronald Baron Fearn, Ron Flowers, Ronnie Gilbert, Ronald Harwood, Ronald Hines, Ron Isley, Ronnie Masterson, Ronnie Moore, Ronald Pellar, Ronnie Ronalde, Ron Smith, Ronald Stevenson, Ron Suart (Joker)
2013 DDP Theme Team 2: Roger Alton, Roger Angell, Sir Roger Bannister, Roger Cook, Roger Corman, Roger Daltrey,
Deathrace 2013 Team: Glen Campbell, Henry Kissinger, George Shultz (Joker), Fidel Castro, Stan Lee, Helmut Schmidt, Nelson Mandela, Jerry Lewis, Sidney Poitier, Maximilian Schell, Fats Domino, BB King,
2013 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: George HW Bush, Jiroemon Kimura, Carl Reiner, Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas,
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