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#861 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 08:20 AM

Big long sentences and intelligent posts are lovely, but they don't always stop one sounding like a bit of a cock.

Bring back the 'ur all sik fukin weerdos and deserv to catch cancer of the face'. Much more fun.
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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:34 PM

Whoever came up with these death lists are sick and need to be locked up and the key thrown away. No wonder the world is in the mess it's in. People like you have nothing better to do than to put this garbage of sheer negativity and evil out there for all the world to see. What happens when our name is on that list? People like ou don't care about other people's feelings. You are one of the reasons that abortion was made legal.This is absolutely disgusting and it houldn't be allowed to even take up space on line. ou have no conscience.

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:35 PM

Whoever came up with these death lists are sick and need to be locked up and the key thrown away. No wonder the world is in the mess it's in. People like you have nothing better to do than to put this garbage of sheer negativity and evil out there for all the world to see. What happens when our name is on that list? People like ou don't care about other people's feelings. You are one of the reasons that abortion was made legal.This is absolutely disgusting and it houldn't be allowed to even take up space on line. ou have no conscience.


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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:38 PM

Whoever came up with these death lists are sick and need to be locked up and the key thrown away. No wonder the world is in the mess it's in. People like you have nothing better to do than to put this garbage of sheer negativity and evil out there for all the world to see. What happens when our name is on that list? People like ou don't care about other people's feelings. You are one of the reasons that abortion was made legal.This is absolutely disgusting and it houldn't be allowed to even take up space on line. ou have no conscience.


Hoorayyyyyyyyyyyyy! Our first drive-by ranter for years! (Well, it feels like years)

Edited by Paul Bearer, 12 February 2012 - 09:45 PM.
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Posted 12 February 2012 - 10:12 PM

I was expecting it to be a Whitney fan, but apparently not. Well, could be, I spose.

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#866 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 11:03 PM

Disappointing, frankly. Not enough spelling and grammar errors to be a proper ranter, and certainly not enough 'you all deserve to be shot in the face'. B minus, could do better.

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 11:38 PM

What happens when our name is on that list?


Well...nothing really.
Besides, you don't meet the criteria.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 06:45 PM

Lol - guys, you know you always remove any messages that hit home, I've seen it time after time, stop being pansies and face up to it.

Look, as a founding member of this site for sure I like death, I like killing things, I like wanking over gravestones - in short, it makes my balls tight.  But we shouldn't be ashamed, and this is why I think as appointed representative of this place I am going to big us up good.

My idea is this - any murder, celebrity, random nutter, fuck it, kids are what we like the best, I'm going to drop a wee note as "Deathlist Rules" under the story with a link to our homepage.  The BBC, Daily Mail, The Sun forum - dudes, we are going to be famous, plus we'll get loads more members who are into graves like us.  We are going to be heroes!

I think this big promo push will put us on the map, and the girls (dead we hope lol) (we like to fuck corpses) will flock to our fat asses.

I'm just checking first if anyone has any opinion whether my title should be "founder of The Deathlist" or "Co-founder of The Deathlist"? I'm looking forward to speaking for us, and I think I'm safe in saying my IP address can't be blocked remotely by you to other sites.  Saying that, you can't block it for this one one lol!

Anyway corpsefuckers, let me know what you think and we'll see what we can do.

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#869 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 07:14 PM

Lol - I didn't read any further than this because textspeak = knob end.



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Posted 24 March 2012 - 07:30 PM


Lol - I didn't read any further than this because textspeak = knob end.


Yes you did you lying chubber.  You may be old but I'm sure even your dopey ass can contemplate the basics.  My name when I point future members to our site will be Lard Bazaar, but for sure if they don't write in the formal queen's you won't understand anyway so nowt to worry about bigboy - just a familiar title for when they see me there, and then find you here xxx

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 08:37 PM

Lol - guys, you know you always remove any messages that hit home, I've seen it time after time, stop being pansies and face up to it.


Actually, we rarely do. We occasionally remove troll posts like yours, but that's when a moderator thinks it's in bad taste.

Look, as a founding member of this site


Don't lie, troll. Founding members of this forum post from well known IP addresses. You don't.

My idea is this - any murder, celebrity, random nutter, fuck it, kids are what we like the best, I'm going to drop a wee note as "Deathlist Rules" under the story with a link to our homepage.


By all means do what you like, troll, there's no way of stopping you.

What's "our homepage"? You can't be meaning deathlist.net, as you're not one of them.

I'm just checking first if anyone has any opinion whether my title should be "founder of The Deathlist" or "Co-founder of The Deathlist"?


If we needed more proof of your being a troill: here it is. Guests don't have titles.

Now please FOAD, troll.

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#872 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 08:38 PM



Lol - I didn't read any further than this because textspeak = knob end.


Yes you did you lying chubber. You may be old but I'm sure even your dopey ass can contemplate the basics. My name when I point future members to our site will be Lard Bazaar, but for sure if they don't write in the formal queen's you won't understand anyway so nowt to worry about bigboy - just a familiar title for when they see me there, and then find you here xxx


The basics? The basics being that anyone that uses the phrase 'lol' is a twat. And just for the record, my ass is far from dopey. Fat, white, malodorous, and even spotty sometimes, but dopey? Never.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 11:59 PM

Plus he thinks you're a bloke, Lardy. Posted Image

so nowt to worry about bigboy


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Posted 25 March 2012 - 12:01 AM

I like wanking


You got one thing right anyway.

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#875 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 06:46 AM

Plus he thinks you're a bloke, Lardy. Posted Image

so nowt to worry about bigboy


Well, my cock is clearly bigger than his.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 04:36 PM

Guys and Gal - Jesus Christ, stop freaking out.  When I started this place it was all about having relations with the dead, but love among the living.  Lard Bazaar, for whatever reason, thinks that pointing out grammatical errors makes her one of the higher thinkers...  Luv, you're with us on the Deathlist, you're overcompensating darling, no one will fall for it - if you feel the urgent need to try and to point out how bright you are, you're not so smart.  The lady doth protest like a byatch every other message, have you seen that?  Crikey - yes, well done Lard, you have a rudimentary understanding of grammar and yet you still love fantasising about people dying, its nothing anyone will be amazed about.

Still, something we can laugh about.  We've got the old spellchecker on alert in case someone slips up, she'll drag her fat ass onto the case and let us know correct grammar equals intelligence...?  Um, okay Lard, if you say so.  Laughs out loud.  Naw, but I kid, she's jolly like the laughing policeman.

Anyway, I was very, very, VERY upset to be referred to as a troll several times.  This was maybe one of the most hurtful things anyone could have ever said and it struck me to the bone.  It was a dynamic and original attack on me, the founder of the Deathlist, but stung me like a bee.  I saw many sentences that said "yes we are cunts, troll, but we are cunts who cannot handle being criticised, troll..."  It was like, is this dick going to think of something to defend them or just end every sentence with 'troll'?  What a total penis, he did't do himself proud, but then again we can't defend a site like ours.

I was upset - my fellow corpse fucking pals were shamed - it wasn't a good scene.  Guys, let me back into the fold and we can maybe talk.  I've killed a duck this morning and tried to force my penis in its beak.  It was dead but I was so hard it was great.  All of us here know what that is about so you know I'm still of the same mindframe as you friends.  Lets suckle on the milky nipples of death together and laugh when one of our sisters die like a whore, mmmmmm, it's gooooodddd....

#877 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:09 PM

Guys and Gal - Jesus Christ, stop freaking out. When I started this place it was all about having relations with the dead, but love among the living. Lard Bazaar, for whatever reason, thinks that pointing out grammatical errors makes her one of the higher thinkers... Luv, you're with us on the Deathlist, you're overcompensating darling, no one will fall for it - if you feel the urgent need to try and to point out how bright you are, you're not so smart. The lady doth protest like a byatch every other message, have you seen that? Crikey - yes, well done Lard, you have a rudimentary understanding of grammar and yet you still love fantasising about people dying, its nothing anyone will be amazed about.

Still, something we can laugh about. We've got the old spellchecker on alert in case someone slips up, she'll drag her fat ass onto the case and let us know correct grammar equals intelligence...? Um, okay Lard, if you say so. Laughs out loud. Naw, but I kid, she's jolly like the laughing policeman....and loads of other shit.....



On the contrary, I'm fully aware that in the hierarchy of boffindom around here, I'm bumbling around the lower rungs of the ladder, somewhere between Wee Jimmy Krankie and Grotbags - but, somewhat joyously for me, I still seem to have touched a nerve - I'm too thick to think of a decent comeback, so I'll revert to type and just say 'suck my balls, you massive bellend'.
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#878 maryportfuncity

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:12 PM

Lardy, you are way smarter and way funnier than Wee Jimmie!
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Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:15 PM

And almost on a par with Ian.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:27 PM

...nis, he did't do hims....

twat missed an 'n' out too.

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Deathrace 2015 Team: Eric 'Winkle' Brown, Richard Davies, Emile Ford, Daphne Fowler, John Glenn, Bernard Haitink, Gerald Harper, Colin Jeavons, George Johnson, Patricia Knatchbull, Sheila Mercier (Joker), Les Munro, Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Pete Murray, I.M. Pei, Dudley Simpson, Nobby Stiles, Joseph Wapner, Peter Wyngarde, Jimmy Young

2015 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: Ethel LangEric 'Winkle' Brown, Rev Billy Graham, Doris Day, Richard Davies, Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas, George 'Johnny' Johnson, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Al Molinaro, Subs: BB King. Mary Quant

 

I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.




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