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Pun Plunderer
Posted 31 January 2012 - 06:47 AM
Derby Dead Pool showrunner...
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 11:58 PM
saxaphonist who worked with Etta James, Red Holloway has died http://jazztimes.com...oway-dead-at-84
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 05:05 PM
Nattypoos, on 18 March 2012 - 04:40 PM, said:
She's been dead for a couple of months now. How come there's no obituary on this site? Have the people who run Death List decided that they can't be arsed with it any more?
after last years dismal total we've all lost the will to live !
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Chunder-er from Down Under
Posted 19 March 2012 - 12:16 PM
Guest, on 18 March 2012 - 05:05 PM, said:
Nattypoos, on 18 March 2012 - 04:40 PM, said:
She's been dead for a couple of months now. How come there's no obituary on this site? Have the people who run Death List decided that they can't be arsed with it any more?
after last years dismal total we've all lost the will to live !
I haven't...
BS' BC - 2009 = 4.
BS' BC - 2010 = 7.
BS' BC - 2011 = 8.
BS' BC - 2012 = 12.
Body Snatcher's Body Count - 2013.
Blue=DDP
20 Australians. Jeffrey Smart. Flo Bjelke-Petersen. Sir Jack Brabham. Bert Newton. Jarrod Lyle. Ken James. Lou Richards. Gough Whitlam. Mandawuy Yunupingu. Bart Cummings. Darrell Eastlake. Prince Leonard I of Hutt. Jeanne Little. Reg Grundy. Sir James Balderstone. Hazel Hawke. David Gulpilil. Betty Cuthbert. Mark "Chopper" Read. (Joker). Clive James. 10 Brits. Sir Terry Pratchett. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. John Cruickshank VC. Michael Winner. Ronnie Biggs. Maggie Thatcher.Anna Wing. Dame Vera Lynn. Sir Christopher Lee. Richard Attenborough. 10 Americans. George H.W. Bush. Kirk Douglas. Gene Shalit. Bob Dole. Olivia De Havilland. Harold Camping. Rev. Billy Graham. Melvin Van Peebles. Sid Caesar. Muhammad Ali. 10 Citizens of the World. Maureen O’Hara. Hugo Chavez. Liliane Bettencourt. Rev. Ian Paisley. Mikhail Kalashnikov. Robert Mugabe. Zsa Zsa Gabor. Nelson Mandela. Fidel Castro. General Wojciech Jaruzelski.
BS' BC - 2010 = 7.
BS' BC - 2011 = 8.
BS' BC - 2012 = 12.
Body Snatcher's Body Count - 2013.
Blue=DDP
20 Australians. Jeffrey Smart. Flo Bjelke-Petersen. Sir Jack Brabham. Bert Newton. Jarrod Lyle. Ken James. Lou Richards. Gough Whitlam. Mandawuy Yunupingu. Bart Cummings. Darrell Eastlake. Prince Leonard I of Hutt. Jeanne Little. Reg Grundy. Sir James Balderstone. Hazel Hawke. David Gulpilil. Betty Cuthbert. Mark "Chopper" Read. (Joker). Clive James. 10 Brits. Sir Terry Pratchett. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. John Cruickshank VC. Michael Winner. Ronnie Biggs. Maggie Thatcher.Anna Wing. Dame Vera Lynn. Sir Christopher Lee. Richard Attenborough. 10 Americans. George H.W. Bush. Kirk Douglas. Gene Shalit. Bob Dole. Olivia De Havilland. Harold Camping. Rev. Billy Graham. Melvin Van Peebles. Sid Caesar. Muhammad Ali. 10 Citizens of the World. Maureen O’Hara. Hugo Chavez. Liliane Bettencourt. Rev. Ian Paisley. Mikhail Kalashnikov. Robert Mugabe. Zsa Zsa Gabor. Nelson Mandela. Fidel Castro. General Wojciech Jaruzelski.
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LFN Hunter
Posted 19 March 2012 - 02:49 PM
Nattypoos, on 18 March 2012 - 04:40 PM, said:
She's been dead for a couple of months now. How come there's no obituary on this site? Have the people who run Death List decided that they can't be arsed with it any more?
No.
Etta James was the DL obit writer. Her sad passing has left the committee at a loss, but worry not - auditions will soon take place to find a replacement...
Shadow List 2013.
Hugo Chavez, Brian Shivers, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Michael Winner, Jo Bryant, Sir Henry Cecil, Anne Williams, Tariq Aziz, Ronnie Biggs, Gough Whitlam, Saif al-Islam, John Nkomo, Nelson Mandela, George H. W. Bush, John Derbyshire, Chopper Read, Leslie Phillips, Robert Mugabe, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Margaret Thatcher, Hosni Mubarak, Clive James, Gabriel G. Marquez, Jeremy Thorpe, Damon Harris, Christopher Lee, Ian Paisley, Dora Bryan, John Bardon, Billy Graham, Muhammad Ali, Jalal Talabani, Mikail Kalashnikov, Rochus Misch, Fidel Castro, Denis Healy, Robert G. Edwards, Bob Dole, Nancy Reagan, Stephen Hawking, Jacques Chirac, Bashar al-Assad, Omar Hassan al-Bashir, Bonnie Franklin, Ariel Sharon, Princess Lilian, Grand Duke Jean, Queen Fabiola, Bhumibol Abdulyadej, Fred Phelps
2009: 13/50, 2010: 10/50, 2011: 9/50, 2012: 15/50, 2013:10/50 Winner of the 2010 Dustpool.
Hugo Chavez, Brian Shivers, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Michael Winner, Jo Bryant, Sir Henry Cecil, Anne Williams, Tariq Aziz, Ronnie Biggs, Gough Whitlam, Saif al-Islam, John Nkomo, Nelson Mandela, George H. W. Bush, John Derbyshire, Chopper Read, Leslie Phillips, Robert Mugabe, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Margaret Thatcher, Hosni Mubarak, Clive James, Gabriel G. Marquez, Jeremy Thorpe, Damon Harris, Christopher Lee, Ian Paisley, Dora Bryan, John Bardon, Billy Graham, Muhammad Ali, Jalal Talabani, Mikail Kalashnikov, Rochus Misch, Fidel Castro, Denis Healy, Robert G. Edwards, Bob Dole, Nancy Reagan, Stephen Hawking, Jacques Chirac, Bashar al-Assad, Omar Hassan al-Bashir, Bonnie Franklin, Ariel Sharon, Princess Lilian, Grand Duke Jean, Queen Fabiola, Bhumibol Abdulyadej, Fred Phelps
2009: 13/50, 2010: 10/50, 2011: 9/50, 2012: 15/50, 2013:10/50 Winner of the 2010 Dustpool.
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Quantick Soul Orchestra
Posted 19 March 2012 - 08:16 PM
Windsor, on 19 March 2012 - 02:49 PM, said:
Nattypoos, on 18 March 2012 - 04:40 PM, said:
She's been dead for a couple of months now. How come there's no obituary on this site? Have the people who run Death List decided that they can't be arsed with it any more?
No.
Etta James was the DL obit writer. Her sad passing has left the committee at a loss, but worry not - auditions will soon take place to find a replacement...
Clive Dunn's resume looks pretty impressive.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
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Pun Plunderer
Posted 21 May 2012 - 05:36 PM
The pun has changed, hasn't it?
Derby Dead Pool showrunner...
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
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