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#1 football_fan

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 11:16 PM

New users, welcome to Deathlist.

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#2 ConstantIrritant

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Posted 01 January 2011 - 03:34 AM

Hi. Heard of you guys from alt.obituaries and thought I'd come over and take a look.

Happy New Year to one and all. :birthday2:

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Posted 01 January 2011 - 01:23 PM

Hey noobs, what'll happen in your first week is you post here then someone will call you a cunt for starting a thread about something we already have a thread about or posting a death in the wrong topic. Don't take that personal, it's kinda like really ineffectual hazing.
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Posted 01 January 2011 - 06:46 PM

Hey noobs, what'll happen in your first week is you post here then someone will call you a cunt for starting a thread about something we already have a thread about or posting a death in the wrong topic. Don't take that personal, it's kinda like really ineffectual hazing.


Not necessarily - I was called a wanker!

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Posted 01 January 2011 - 06:48 PM

Hey noobs, what'll happen in your first week is you post here then someone will call you a cunt for starting a thread about something we already have a thread about or posting a death in the wrong topic. Don't take that personal, it's kinda like really ineffectual hazing.


That's only if we like you.
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Posted 01 January 2011 - 07:03 PM

Hey noobs, what'll happen in your first week is you post here then someone will call you a cunt for starting a thread about something we already have a thread about or posting a death in the wrong topic. Don't take that personal, it's kinda like really ineffectual hazing.


Not necessarily - I was called a wanker!


Lucky you, I was ignored - nothing unusual there, but Boudicca did PM me and we then embarked on a friendship that has lasted for almost 6 years so far, one of these days we might finally meet up! But we have done emails, letters (yep, proper snail mail) and phone calls in that time, I count myself lucky to have her as a friend :shoot2:

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 02:25 AM

Hey noobs, what'll happen in your first week is you post here then someone will call you a cunt for starting a thread about something we already have a thread about or posting a death in the wrong topic. Don't take that personal, it's kinda like really ineffectual hazing.


...but I wasnt even much of a noob. :shoot2:
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#8 Andy Garcia

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 05:49 PM

I'm a noob, and I don't really mind if someone calls me a cunt.... I'd like to make my own death list but am unsure about how to go about this, probably because I haven't read the relevant threads yet.

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 06:35 PM

I'm a noob, and I don't really mind if someone calls me a cunt.... I'd like to make my own death list but am unsure about how to go about this, probably because I haven't read the relevant threads yet.

Welcome aboard Andy.
You could do worse than pick a team of just 10 people (old or ill or preferably both old & ill) who you think may die within the next year and post it in the NLDP thread Vaagy is taking care of before the the 10th of January.

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 08:42 PM

Welcome Andy Garcia

I'm a noob, and I don't really mind if someone calls me a cunt.... I'd like to make my own death list but am unsure about how to go about this, probably because I haven't read the relevant threads yet.

Welcome aboard Andy.
You could do worse than pick a team of just 10 people (old or ill or preferably both old & ill) who you think may die within the next year and post it in the NLDP thread Vaagy is taking care of before the the 10th of January.


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Posted 02 January 2011 - 09:27 PM

Hey noobs, what'll happen in your first week is you post here then someone will call you a cunt for starting a thread about something we already have a thread about or posting a death in the wrong topic. Don't take that personal, it's kinda like really ineffectual hazing.


Quel faux pas! You forgot to tell them about cunt-calling by stealth.

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 10:32 PM

Hi all, just thought I'd get the "cunt calling" out of the way.
Been called worse anyway, since the "dead sheep" incident, I didn't know there was a dead lamb in there as well, did I?
Anyway, looking over the 2011 list, I think there may be regrets Chuck Berry isn't included.
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#13 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 12:08 AM

The fuck is up with the 40 or so guests that are permanently on this site at the moment?

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Posted 15 January 2011 - 06:11 PM

Looks like we have our 2,000th member? A welcome to "RiptOpify"! :ph34r:
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 06:30 PM

Looks like we have our 2,000th member? A welcome to "RiptOpify"! :ph34r:

And a warm welcome was extended, in true DL style, with a banning!
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 07:27 PM

Looks like we have our 2,000th member? A welcome to "RiptOpify"! :ph34r:



He/she's a spammer and has been banned. Mods and Admins don't just sit on their arses doing nothing you know. We have to do something to earn our ridiculously high salary.
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Posted 19 January 2011 - 06:07 PM

This is my n00b post. Hello.

I like to pretend I'll make better posts than this one in future.

#18 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 19 January 2011 - 06:57 PM

This is my n00b post. Hello.

I like to pretend I'll make better posts than this one in future.


That's the kind of devil-may-care optimism this site was built on.

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 11:10 PM

Thought I'd better say Hi, since I've been signed up since 2007.

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Posted 18 November 2011 - 03:05 PM

Ok, what have I missed (bar tha massive software update)? Anyone die?




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