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#21 Death Watch Beatle

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 08:53 PM

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Posted 02 February 2011 - 10:57 AM

Take a dip off Palm Beach.
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Posted 05 February 2011 - 01:26 AM

View PostDave to the Grave, on Jan 15 2011, 10:22 AM, said:

View Posttime, on Jan 12 2011, 11:09 PM, said:

Since only one half of the electorate can participate in a beardy protest perhaps the ladies could stop pruning their lady garden. It's nearly bikini season.
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Whilst on the subject of my favourite Belgian and cloclo impersonator, we can watch him teach another language using song lyrics, and if you see the film, a few dance moves too. Magnolias Furv.
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Posted 05 February 2011 - 01:27 AM

Catch up on five year's worth of things to do......
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Posted 06 February 2011 - 11:08 PM

Stay off the sprouts in Malawi.
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 05:05 PM

Find out whether my Hitler beats your Mussolini.
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 05:25 PM

View PostGodot, on Feb 8 2011, 06:05 PM, said:

I play that game regularly on bus journeys with my colleagues. There are two different editions with various dictators. I also have Plague Trumps which is concerned with the lethality etc, of various Bacteria, parasites and Viruses. There is also one called Rauschgiftquartett which has to do with the price, deadliness, popularity and origin of various drugs. Particularly interesting because I wasn't previously aware that there was a kind of sage you could hallucinate from. Price per hit: 0,00 Euro.

The bit in that article about splitting them up according to which part of the world they come from and that whoever has no more tyrants in their hand is the winner is utter bollocks.

Interestinlgy enough, the tyrants are split up into the following groups: Puppets of the USA, faschists, monarchs, communists, kleptocrats and mass-murderers.

After Hitler, the best card to have is Kaiser Wilhelm II.

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Posted 09 February 2011 - 05:45 PM

View PostNotapotato, on Feb 8 2011, 05:25 PM, said:

View PostGodot, on Feb 8 2011, 06:05 PM, said:

I play that game regularly on bus journeys with my colleagues. There are two different editions with various dictators. I also have Plague Trumps which is concerned with the lethality etc, of various Bacteria, parasites and Viruses. There is also one called Rauschgiftquartett which has to do with the price, deadliness, popularity and origin of various drugs. Particularly interesting because I wasn't previously aware that there was a kind of sage you could hallucinate from. Price per hit: 0,00 Euro.

The bit in that article about splitting them up according to which part of the world they come from and that whoever has no more tyrants in their hand is the winner is utter bollocks.

Interestinlgy enough, the tyrants are split up into the following groups: Puppets of the USA, faschists, monarchs, communists, kleptocrats and mass-murderers.

After Hitler, the best card to have is Kaiser Wilhelm II.

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Are there no British tyrants? William I, possibly, except he was a Norman so doesn't count. I don't suppose Henry VIII wasn't very nice to his wives but does that make him a tyrant? I'm not taking the Mel Gibson world view here.
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Posted 10 February 2011 - 01:13 AM

Enjoy a bracing swim.
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Posted 10 February 2011 - 06:27 AM

View PostGodot, on Feb 9 2011, 06:45 PM, said:

View PostNotapotato, on Feb 8 2011, 05:25 PM, said:

View PostGodot, on Feb 8 2011, 06:05 PM, said:

I play that game regularly on bus journeys with my colleagues. There are two different editions with various dictators. I also have Plague Trumps which is concerned with the lethality etc, of various Bacteria, parasites and Viruses. There is also one called Rauschgiftquartett which has to do with the price, deadliness, popularity and origin of various drugs. Particularly interesting because I wasn't previously aware that there was a kind of sage you could hallucinate from. Price per hit: 0,00 Euro.

The bit in that article about splitting them up according to which part of the world they come from and that whoever has no more tyrants in their hand is the winner is utter bollocks.

Interestinlgy enough, the tyrants are split up into the following groups: Puppets of the USA, faschists, monarchs, communists, kleptocrats and mass-murderers.

After Hitler, the best card to have is Kaiser Wilhelm II.

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Are there no British tyrants? William I, possibly, except he was a Norman so doesn't count. I don't suppose Henry VIII wasn't very nice to his wives but does that make him a tyrant? I'm not taking the Mel Gibson world view here.

Hmmm. Well, there's John Lackland and there's Margaret Thatcher who sort of resembles John Lackland in drag:
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How Sultan after Sultan with his Pomp
Abode his Hour or two and went his way.

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Posted 16 February 2011 - 07:37 PM

Switch to iDrink.
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Posted 19 February 2011 - 03:48 PM

Have a drink where everybody knows your name
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Posted 19 February 2011 - 07:36 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on Feb 19 2011, 03:48 PM, said:


Interesting to read about this novel approach to alcoholism.

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Posted 23 February 2011 - 08:06 PM

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Posted 24 February 2011 - 11:17 PM

Take revenge after 71 years. :shoot:

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 10:24 AM

Make up stories for the Daily Star.
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Posted 07 March 2011 - 02:56 PM

Enter a competition.
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Posted 07 March 2011 - 11:19 PM

Help save "doctor slang".

Some is well-known, like NFN for "normal for Norfolk", but the DBI was a new one for me:

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DBI refers to "Dirt Bag Index", and multiplies the number of tattoos with the number of missing teeth to give an estimate of the number of days since the patient last bathed.

2014 DDP Team (Time's-up team Player of The Month, June 2014): John Bardon; Dora Bryan; Emile Ford; Valery Giscard d’Estaing; John Glenn; Eldon Griffiths; Bernard Haitink; Gerald Harper; Buck Henry (Joker); Patricia Knatchbull; Francis Matthews; Sheila Mercier; Les Munro; Pete Murray; I. M. Pei; Dudley Simpson; Nobby Stiles; Joseph Wapner; Peter Wyngarde; Jimmy Young.

2014 DDP Theme Team (...and its goodnight from him etc): Ronald Atkins, Ron Brown, Ronnie Carroll; Ronald Chesney, Ronnie Walter Cunningham, Ronnie Dawson, Ron Ely, Ronald Baron Fearn, Ron Flowers, Ronnie Gilbert, Ronald Harwood, Ronald Hines, Ron Isley, Ronnie Masterson (lost), Ronnie Moore, Ronald Pellar, Ronnie Ronalde, Ron Smith, Ronald Stevenson, Ron Suart (Joker)

2014 DDP Theme Team (Roger and Out): Roger Alton, Roger Angell, Sir Roger Bannister, Roger Cook, Roger Corman, Roger Daltrey, Roger Dimmock, Roger Etchegaray, Sir Roger Moore, Sir Roger Norrington, Sir Roger Penrose(Joker), Roger Protz, Roger Sainsbury, Roger Sloman, Roger Smith, Roger Spottiswood, Roger Squires, Roger Staubach, Roger Taylor, Roger Whitaker

Deathrace 2014 Team: Billy Graham (Joker), Ethel Lang, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Vera Lynn,Kirk Douglas, Al Molinaro, Dora Bryan, John Glenn, Gerald Harper, Patricia Knatchbull, Francis Matthews, Sheila Mercier, Les Munro, Buck Henry, I. M. Pei, Joseph Wapner, Jimmy Young, Wojtech Jaruszelski, Doris Day

2014 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: Rev Billy Graham, Ethel Lang, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Carl Reiner, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas, Maximilian Schell, Al Molinaro, BB King. Subs: Doris Day, Wojciech Jaruzelski

I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.


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Posted 09 March 2011 - 08:14 PM

Tackle stereotypes head on like this muslim who beheaded his wife. Bear in mind, the pair of them started a television channel to challenge negative images of Islam. To think, some people claim Americans don't do irony.
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Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.

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Posted 15 March 2011 - 12:36 AM

Sometimes I ponder whether or not I'm younger or more "in tune" to the shifting sands of the internet than this forum. If I am, [via this already having over 2 million hits]....


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