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Things To Do While Waiting For Death

Started by football_fan, Dec 31 2010 11:12 PM


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#201 maryportfuncity

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:10 PM

Get stuffed by Chuck Testa



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Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.

#202 the_engineer

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 06:18 AM

I see God has his vacuum cleaner on again :rolleyes:


Lychees don't know about my deathwish 2!!

Trust people and they will be true to you , treat them greatly and they will show themselves to be great .

DDP 2013

Michael WinnerPosted Image,Sir Tom Finney, Jiang Zemin , Saif Gaddafi, Dennis Norden ,Sheila Mercier, Jim Bowen ,Chyna ,Clive james, Jiroemon Kimura, Nelson Mandela ,Stefano Borgnovo, Fats Domino, Gough Whitlam ,Bernie Nolan ,Superstar Billy Graham, Bhumibol Adulyadej, Peter Sallis, Lindsey Lohan, Eva Marie Saint.


Hartlepool Deadlypool 2013

Team name : Sovereign-Reaper


Patty Andrews
Superstar Billy Graham
Ronnie Biggs
Henry Cecil
Margaret Thatcher
Lindsey Lohan
Jim Bowen
Bernie Nolan
Saif Gaddafi
Stephen Hawking

#203 To die for

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:25 AM

Get arrested in America...for parking an elephant????


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Death provokes the desire but takes away the performance - Gatekeeper (Macbeth)

Aargh!! How long has it taken for me to notice?

Not as long as it took for me to notice that you'd noticed.
-NAP

Phew!

#204 Banshees Scream

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 04:22 PM

View PostTo die for, on 08 April 2012 - 09:25 AM, said:

Get arrested in America...for parking an elephant????


http://www.divinecar...t-fifty-bizarre

Oh I enjoyed reading this. Laws that are very eccentric or are they?

#205 the_engineer

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 02:41 PM

See illiterate people get tattoo's



Lychees don't know about my deathwish 2!!

Trust people and they will be true to you , treat them greatly and they will show themselves to be great .

DDP 2013

Michael WinnerPosted Image,Sir Tom Finney, Jiang Zemin , Saif Gaddafi, Dennis Norden ,Sheila Mercier, Jim Bowen ,Chyna ,Clive james, Jiroemon Kimura, Nelson Mandela ,Stefano Borgnovo, Fats Domino, Gough Whitlam ,Bernie Nolan ,Superstar Billy Graham, Bhumibol Adulyadej, Peter Sallis, Lindsey Lohan, Eva Marie Saint.


Hartlepool Deadlypool 2013

Team name : Sovereign-Reaper


Patty Andrews
Superstar Billy Graham
Ronnie Biggs
Henry Cecil
Margaret Thatcher
Lindsey Lohan
Jim Bowen
Bernie Nolan
Saif Gaddafi
Stephen Hawking

#206 the_engineer

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 06:38 PM

A reasonable argument for why sportsman should be allowed to take steroids



Lychees don't know about my deathwish 2!!

Trust people and they will be true to you , treat them greatly and they will show themselves to be great .

DDP 2013

Michael WinnerPosted Image,Sir Tom Finney, Jiang Zemin , Saif Gaddafi, Dennis Norden ,Sheila Mercier, Jim Bowen ,Chyna ,Clive james, Jiroemon Kimura, Nelson Mandela ,Stefano Borgnovo, Fats Domino, Gough Whitlam ,Bernie Nolan ,Superstar Billy Graham, Bhumibol Adulyadej, Peter Sallis, Lindsey Lohan, Eva Marie Saint.


Hartlepool Deadlypool 2013

Team name : Sovereign-Reaper


Patty Andrews
Superstar Billy Graham
Ronnie Biggs
Henry Cecil
Margaret Thatcher
Lindsey Lohan
Jim Bowen
Bernie Nolan
Saif Gaddafi
Stephen Hawking

#207 Damon Killian

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:55 PM

Jubilee (have I pronounced that right) ?

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#208 BadEgg

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 10:35 AM

http://asknevillesouthall.com/ for all your goalkeeping needs,£49 for an email question,£99 for a 1 hour phonecall,bargain???

#209 time

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 11:14 AM

View PostBadEgg, on 27 May 2012 - 10:35 AM, said:

http://asknevillesouthall.com/ for all your goalkeeping needs,£49 for an email question,£99 for a 1 hour phonecall,bargain???

As suggested by my good self not more than a page ago!
2013 DDP Team: John Bardon; Dora Bryan; Emile Ford; John Glenn; Eldon Griffiths; Bernard Haitink; Gerald Harper; Patricia Knatchbull; Francis Matthews; Sheila Mercier; Les Munro; Pete Murray; Peter O'Toole; I. M. Pei; Nosher Powell; Dudley Simpson; Mike Stoller; Margaret Thatcher(Joker); Peter Wyngarde; Jimmy Young.

2013 DDP Theme Team 1: Ronald Atkins, Ron Braunstein, Ron Brown, Ronald Chesney, Ronald Coase, Ronnie Walter Cunningham, Ronnie Dawson, Ronald Baron Fearn, Ron Flowers, Ronnie Gilbert, Ronald Harwood, Ronald Hines, Ron Isley, Ronnie Masterson, Ronnie Moore, Ronald Pellar, Ronnie Ronalde, Ron Smith, Ronald Stevenson, Ron Suart (Joker)

2013 DDP Theme Team 2: Roger Alton, Roger Angell, Sir Roger Bannister, Roger Cook, Roger Corman, Roger Daltrey, Roger Ebert, Roger Etchegaray, Sir Roger Moore, Sir Roger Norrington, Sir Roger Penrose(Joker), Roger Protz, Roger Sainsbury, Roger Sloman, Roger Smith, Roger Spottiswood, Roger Squires, Roger Staubach, Roger Taylor, Roger Whitaker

Deathrace 2013 Team: Glen Campbell, Henry Kissinger, George Shultz (Joker), Fidel Castro, Stan Lee, Helmut Schmidt, Nelson Mandela, Jerry Lewis, Sidney Poitier, Maximilian Schell, Fats Domino, BB King, Ray Harryhausen, Pierre Cardin, Jiroemon Kimura .

2013 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: George HW Bush, Jiroemon Kimura, Carl Reiner, Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas, Patty Andrews, Al Molinaro, BB King, Eydie Gorme, Efrem Zimbalist Jr..

I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.

#210 BadEgg

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 01:34 PM

I apologise for my ignorance,I'm a newbie here,theres a lot of posts to catch up on and digest here,I wanted to ask him if he got his medals back?


http://www.thesun.co...phies-back.html

#211 the_engineer

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 10:41 PM

Eat someones face off while naked.

http://www.huffingto..._n_1548359.html





Disclaimer the following link does not show a naked person eating someones face.
Lychees don't know about my deathwish 2!!

Trust people and they will be true to you , treat them greatly and they will show themselves to be great .

DDP 2013

Michael WinnerPosted Image,Sir Tom Finney, Jiang Zemin , Saif Gaddafi, Dennis Norden ,Sheila Mercier, Jim Bowen ,Chyna ,Clive james, Jiroemon Kimura, Nelson Mandela ,Stefano Borgnovo, Fats Domino, Gough Whitlam ,Bernie Nolan ,Superstar Billy Graham, Bhumibol Adulyadej, Peter Sallis, Lindsey Lohan, Eva Marie Saint.


Hartlepool Deadlypool 2013

Team name : Sovereign-Reaper


Patty Andrews
Superstar Billy Graham
Ronnie Biggs
Henry Cecil
Margaret Thatcher
Lindsey Lohan
Jim Bowen
Bernie Nolan
Saif Gaddafi
Stephen Hawking

#212 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:23 PM

Engage in some harmless online roleplay
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

#213 the_engineer

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 06:06 AM

A great song to kill someone too?


Btw i saw the video don't watch it just horrible. This guy is a looney tune.
Lychees don't know about my deathwish 2!!

Trust people and they will be true to you , treat them greatly and they will show themselves to be great .

DDP 2013

Michael WinnerPosted Image,Sir Tom Finney, Jiang Zemin , Saif Gaddafi, Dennis Norden ,Sheila Mercier, Jim Bowen ,Chyna ,Clive james, Jiroemon Kimura, Nelson Mandela ,Stefano Borgnovo, Fats Domino, Gough Whitlam ,Bernie Nolan ,Superstar Billy Graham, Bhumibol Adulyadej, Peter Sallis, Lindsey Lohan, Eva Marie Saint.


Hartlepool Deadlypool 2013

Team name : Sovereign-Reaper


Patty Andrews
Superstar Billy Graham
Ronnie Biggs
Henry Cecil
Margaret Thatcher
Lindsey Lohan
Jim Bowen
Bernie Nolan
Saif Gaddafi
Stephen Hawking

#214 Paul Bearer

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 03:08 PM

Demolish a block of flats

Amost squished a seagull.
This is true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.

#215 Damon Killian

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 07:17 PM

Burst your piles whilst you are having a kickabout.

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#216 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 06:26 PM

Put together a bucket list.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

#217 BrunoBrimley

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 03:01 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on 16 June 2012 - 06:26 PM, said:

Put together a bucket list.
Seems rather a waste of time considering I don't have a bucket.

#218 Der Stadt

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 09:08 PM

View PostYongle Emperor, on 20 May 2012 - 05:55 PM, said:

Jubilee (have I pronounced that right) ?

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A Football Team in Glasgow had to wait for Death their fans and all concerned stuck their heads in the sand .
Wonder what they got from that ,Dead ear.
IF YOU LOOK IN THE LOOKING GLASS AND IT LOOKS AT YOU.WELL.
Chapman Pincher. Zsa Zsa a go go. George Bush senior. Nelson Mandela. Prince Philip.
Rev Paisley. **Thatcher**. Jake Lamotta. Doris Day. Ian Brady . Ak47 .Fat Domino. Clive James . Olivia De Havilland . Vera Lynn. Gough Whitlam . Henry Cecil .Peter O'Sullevan .Nancy Regan .Peter Seeger .

#219 charon

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:36 PM

Check to see if your bad parking has been caught on camera.


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And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

#220 the_engineer

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 11:21 AM




Train for the zombie Apocalypse
Lychees don't know about my deathwish 2!!

Trust people and they will be true to you , treat them greatly and they will show themselves to be great .

DDP 2013

Michael WinnerPosted Image,Sir Tom Finney, Jiang Zemin , Saif Gaddafi, Dennis Norden ,Sheila Mercier, Jim Bowen ,Chyna ,Clive james, Jiroemon Kimura, Nelson Mandela ,Stefano Borgnovo, Fats Domino, Gough Whitlam ,Bernie Nolan ,Superstar Billy Graham, Bhumibol Adulyadej, Peter Sallis, Lindsey Lohan, Eva Marie Saint.


Hartlepool Deadlypool 2013

Team name : Sovereign-Reaper


Patty Andrews
Superstar Billy Graham
Ronnie Biggs
Henry Cecil
Margaret Thatcher
Lindsey Lohan
Jim Bowen
Bernie Nolan
Saif Gaddafi
Stephen Hawking
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