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#201 maryportfuncity

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:10 PM

Get stuffed by Chuck Testa



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Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 06:18 AM

I see God has his vacuum cleaner on again :rolleyes:


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Hartlepool Deadlypool 2014

Billy Graham
Wojcech Jaruzelski
Wilko Johnson
Sam Simon
Joost Van Der Westhuizen
Valerie Harper
Kate Granger
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Katherine Crowe
Clive James

subs 1) George H.W Bush 2) Rolf Harris

#203 To die for

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:25 AM

Get arrested in America...for parking an elephant????


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Death provokes the desire but takes away the performance - Gatekeeper (Macbeth)

Aargh!! How long has it taken for me to notice?

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#204 Banshees Scream

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 04:22 PM

View PostTo die for, on 08 April 2012 - 09:25 AM, said:

Get arrested in America...for parking an elephant????


http://www.divinecar...t-fifty-bizarre

Oh I enjoyed reading this. Laws that are very eccentric or are they?

#205 the_engineer

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 02:41 PM

See illiterate people get tattoo's



I don't believe in coincidences

Basketball was invented in 1987 by konami.

A Man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man .

genesis 22 16 - 18

DDP 2014 - Sovereign-Reaper

wilko johnsonPosted Image , joost van der westhuizen ,George h.w bush , sam simon , valerie harper , Kate Granger , Katherine Crowe, wojcech jaruzelski ,Sally Farmiloe , Clive James , Billy Graham , Tony Benn , Zsa Zsa Gabor , Vera lynn , Kirk Douglas , Saif Gaddafi , Superstar Billy Graham ,Stuart Hall , Fats Domino ,Isabel Peron.

Hartlepool Deadlypool 2014

Billy Graham
Wojcech Jaruzelski
Wilko Johnson
Sam Simon
Joost Van Der Westhuizen
Valerie Harper
Kate Granger
Sally Farmiloe

Katherine Crowe
Clive James

subs 1) George H.W Bush 2) Rolf Harris

#206 the_engineer

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 06:38 PM

A reasonable argument for why sportsman should be allowed to take steroids



I don't believe in coincidences

Basketball was invented in 1987 by konami.

A Man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man .

genesis 22 16 - 18

DDP 2014 - Sovereign-Reaper

wilko johnsonPosted Image , joost van der westhuizen ,George h.w bush , sam simon , valerie harper , Kate Granger , Katherine Crowe, wojcech jaruzelski ,Sally Farmiloe , Clive James , Billy Graham , Tony Benn , Zsa Zsa Gabor , Vera lynn , Kirk Douglas , Saif Gaddafi , Superstar Billy Graham ,Stuart Hall , Fats Domino ,Isabel Peron.

Hartlepool Deadlypool 2014

Billy Graham
Wojcech Jaruzelski
Wilko Johnson
Sam Simon
Joost Van Der Westhuizen
Valerie Harper
Kate Granger
Sally Farmiloe

Katherine Crowe
Clive James

subs 1) George H.W Bush 2) Rolf Harris

#207 Damon Killian

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:55 PM

Jubilee (have I pronounced that right) ?

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Damon Killian said on 15 December 2013 @ 06:54 PM - "Biggs just for a laugh"

Paul Bearer replied on 15 December 2013 @ 06:56 PM - "Don't think so. He tweeted me to say he'll be watching the Great train robbery on Wednesday & Thursday this week. :-)"

18 December 2013 Ronnie Biggs died

#208 BadEgg

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 10:35 AM

http://asknevillesouthall.com/ for all your goalkeeping needs,£49 for an email question,£99 for a 1 hour phonecall,bargain???

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 11:14 AM

View PostBadEgg, on 27 May 2012 - 10:35 AM, said:

http://asknevillesouthall.com/ for all your goalkeeping needs,£49 for an email question,£99 for a 1 hour phonecall,bargain???

As suggested by my good self not more than a page ago!
2014 DDP Team (Time's-up team Player of The Month, June 2014): John Bardon; Dora Bryan; Emile Ford; Valery Giscard d’Estaing; John Glenn; Eldon Griffiths; Bernard Haitink; Gerald Harper; Buck Henry (Joker); Patricia Knatchbull; Francis Matthews; Sheila Mercier; Les Munro; Pete Murray; I. M. Pei; Dudley Simpson; Nobby Stiles; Joseph Wapner; Peter Wyngarde; Jimmy Young.

2014 DDP Theme Team (...and its goodnight from him etc): Ronald Atkins, Ron Brown, Ronnie Carroll; Ronald Chesney, Ronnie Walter Cunningham, Ronnie Dawson, Ron Ely, Ronald Baron Fearn, Ron Flowers, Ronnie Gilbert, Ronald Harwood, Ronald Hines, Ron Isley, Ronnie Masterson (lost), Ronnie Moore, Ronald Pellar, Ronnie Ronalde, Ron Smith, Ronald Stevenson, Ron Suart (Joker)

2014 DDP Theme Team (Roger and Out): Roger Alton, Roger Angell, Sir Roger Bannister, Roger Cook, Roger Corman, Roger Daltrey, Roger Dimmock, Roger Etchegaray, Sir Roger Moore, Sir Roger Norrington, Sir Roger Penrose(Joker), Roger Protz, Roger Sainsbury, Roger Sloman, Roger Smith, Roger Spottiswood, Roger Squires, Roger Staubach, Roger Taylor, Roger Whitaker

Deathrace 2014 Team: Billy Graham (Joker), Ethel Lang, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Vera Lynn,Kirk Douglas, Al Molinaro, Dora Bryan, John Glenn, Gerald Harper, Patricia Knatchbull, Francis Matthews, Sheila Mercier, Les Munro, Buck Henry, I. M. Pei, Joseph Wapner, Jimmy Young, Wojtech Jaruszelski, Doris Day

2014 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: Rev Billy Graham, Ethel Lang, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Carl Reiner, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas, Maximilian Schell, Al Molinaro, BB King. Subs: Doris Day, Wojciech Jaruzelski

I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.


#210 BadEgg

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 01:34 PM

I apologise for my ignorance,I'm a newbie here,theres a lot of posts to catch up on and digest here,I wanted to ask him if he got his medals back?


http://www.thesun.co...phies-back.html

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 10:41 PM

Eat someones face off while naked.

http://www.huffingto..._n_1548359.html





Disclaimer the following link does not show a naked person eating someones face.
I don't believe in coincidences

Basketball was invented in 1987 by konami.

A Man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man .

genesis 22 16 - 18

DDP 2014 - Sovereign-Reaper

wilko johnsonPosted Image , joost van der westhuizen ,George h.w bush , sam simon , valerie harper , Kate Granger , Katherine Crowe, wojcech jaruzelski ,Sally Farmiloe , Clive James , Billy Graham , Tony Benn , Zsa Zsa Gabor , Vera lynn , Kirk Douglas , Saif Gaddafi , Superstar Billy Graham ,Stuart Hall , Fats Domino ,Isabel Peron.

Hartlepool Deadlypool 2014

Billy Graham
Wojcech Jaruzelski
Wilko Johnson
Sam Simon
Joost Van Der Westhuizen
Valerie Harper
Kate Granger
Sally Farmiloe

Katherine Crowe
Clive James

subs 1) George H.W Bush 2) Rolf Harris

#212 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:23 PM

Engage in some harmless online roleplay
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me." - Pikalin Soutdalany

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 06:06 AM

A great song to kill someone too?


Btw i saw the video don't watch it just horrible. This guy is a looney tune.
I don't believe in coincidences

Basketball was invented in 1987 by konami.

A Man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man .

genesis 22 16 - 18

DDP 2014 - Sovereign-Reaper

wilko johnsonPosted Image , joost van der westhuizen ,George h.w bush , sam simon , valerie harper , Kate Granger , Katherine Crowe, wojcech jaruzelski ,Sally Farmiloe , Clive James , Billy Graham , Tony Benn , Zsa Zsa Gabor , Vera lynn , Kirk Douglas , Saif Gaddafi , Superstar Billy Graham ,Stuart Hall , Fats Domino ,Isabel Peron.

Hartlepool Deadlypool 2014

Billy Graham
Wojcech Jaruzelski
Wilko Johnson
Sam Simon
Joost Van Der Westhuizen
Valerie Harper
Kate Granger
Sally Farmiloe

Katherine Crowe
Clive James

subs 1) George H.W Bush 2) Rolf Harris

#214 Paul Bearer

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 03:08 PM

Demolish a block of flats

Amost squished a seagull.
This is true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.

#215 Damon Killian

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Posted 13 June 2012 - 07:17 PM

Burst your piles whilst you are having a kickabout.

http://www.youtube.c...d&v=BoBoHcMLPDc
Damon Killian said on 15 December 2013 @ 06:54 PM - "Biggs just for a laugh"

Paul Bearer replied on 15 December 2013 @ 06:56 PM - "Don't think so. He tweeted me to say he'll be watching the Great train robbery on Wednesday & Thursday this week. :-)"

18 December 2013 Ronnie Biggs died

#216 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 06:26 PM

Put together a bucket list.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me." - Pikalin Soutdalany

#217 BrunoBrimley

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 03:01 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on 16 June 2012 - 06:26 PM, said:

Seems rather a waste of time considering I don't have a bucket.

#218 Der Stadt

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 09:08 PM

View PostYongle Emperor, on 20 May 2012 - 05:55 PM, said:

Jubilee (have I pronounced that right) ?

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A Football Team in Glasgow had to wait for Death their fans and all concerned stuck their heads in the sand .
Wonder what they got from that ,Dead ear.
IF YOU LOOK IN THE LOOKING GLASS AND IT LOOKS AT YOU.WELL.
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#219 charon

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:36 PM

Check to see if your bad parking has been caught on camera.


http://youparklikeacunt.com/
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 11:21 AM




Train for the zombie Apocalypse
I don't believe in coincidences

Basketball was invented in 1987 by konami.

A Man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man .

genesis 22 16 - 18

DDP 2014 - Sovereign-Reaper

wilko johnsonPosted Image , joost van der westhuizen ,George h.w bush , sam simon , valerie harper , Kate Granger , Katherine Crowe, wojcech jaruzelski ,Sally Farmiloe , Clive James , Billy Graham , Tony Benn , Zsa Zsa Gabor , Vera lynn , Kirk Douglas , Saif Gaddafi , Superstar Billy Graham ,Stuart Hall , Fats Domino ,Isabel Peron.

Hartlepool Deadlypool 2014

Billy Graham
Wojcech Jaruzelski
Wilko Johnson
Sam Simon
Joost Van Der Westhuizen
Valerie Harper
Kate Granger
Sally Farmiloe

Katherine Crowe
Clive James

subs 1) George H.W Bush 2) Rolf Harris




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