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Things To Do While Waiting For Death

Started by football_fan, Dec 31 2010 11:12 PM


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#1 football_fan

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 11:12 PM

Post your weird and wacky links and fun things to do between DL hits

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#2 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 04:30 PM

Marvel at Tom Selleck's clairvoyancy
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Posted 03 January 2011 - 04:38 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on Jan 3 2011, 04:30 PM, said:

Marvel at Tom Selleck's clairvoyancy

Yes, we've come a long way from fork handles.
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Posted 04 January 2011 - 06:59 PM

Check out what the homeless have to say
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Posted 05 January 2011 - 04:26 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on Jan 4 2011, 06:59 PM, said:

Check out what the homeless have to say
Wow! Book him. I hope this clip gets him the break he needs and deserves.
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Posted 05 January 2011 - 06:27 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on Jan 4 2011, 06:59 PM, said:

Check out what the homeless have to say
His name is Ted Williams and he just got a job with Cleveland Cavaliers.
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Posted 06 January 2011 - 03:44 PM

View PostGodot, on Jan 5 2011, 06:27 PM, said:

View PostSpade_Cooley, on Jan 4 2011, 06:59 PM, said:

Check out what the homeless have to say
His name is Ted Williams and he just got a job with Cleveland Cavaliers.
The BBC have it now.

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 01:29 PM

Check out vintage letterheads. Probably the most banally amazing website I've seen in an age. Will pay up to Ł30 for that Charles Schultz one.
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Posted 12 January 2011 - 10:09 PM

Grow a beard for Belgium.
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 08:10 PM

Pass verdict on early 90s TV stars
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 10:22 AM

View Posttime, on Jan 12 2011, 11:09 PM, said:

Grow a beard for Belgium.
Since only one half of the electorate can participate in a beardy protest perhaps the ladies could stop pruning their lady garden. It's nearly bikini season.
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Whilst on the subject of my favourite Belgian and cloclo impersonator, we can watch him teach another language using song lyrics, and if you see the film, a few dance moves too. Magnolias Furévčččč.

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Posted 18 January 2011 - 10:02 PM

Check out the original, and best, home of turtle-impersonation phonecalls online
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Posted 18 January 2011 - 11:33 PM

Watch Hitler sing Motorhead
Or was that on last year's options?
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Posted 23 January 2011 - 08:59 PM

Re-think the education system.

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 06:42 PM

Think up some innovative new ways to reduce carbon emissions.

Edited by Magere Hein, 24 January 2011 - 09:51 PM.
Link fixed.

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Deathrace 2013 Team: Glen Campbell, Henry Kissinger, George Shultz (Joker), Fidel Castro, Stan Lee, Helmut Schmidt, Nelson Mandela, Jerry Lewis, Sidney Poitier, Maximilian Schell, Fats Domino, BB King, Ray Harryhausen, Pierre Cardin, Jiroemon Kimura .

2013 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: George HW Bush, Jiroemon Kimura, Carl Reiner, Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas, Patty Andrews, Al Molinaro, BB King, Eydie Gorme, Efrem Zimbalist Jr..

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#16 Terminator

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 01:06 AM

Wind up a "cold caller"

Edited by Magere Hein, 27 January 2011 - 10:12 PM.
Link fixed.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 06:15 PM

View PostTerminator, on Jan 27 2011, 01:06 AM, said:

Wind up a "cold caller"

links not working
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#18 Magere Hein

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 10:14 PM

View PostTheDeadMan, on Jan 27 2011, 07:15 PM, said:

View PostTerminator, on Jan 27 2011, 01:06 AM, said:

Wind up a "cold caller"

links not working
Fixed now. It's hilarious.

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 05:29 PM

Aw....FFS!!!

The Nazis lost the last war...didn't they?
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Posted 31 January 2011 - 07:51 PM

Leave school and have a Gap Yah!
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Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.
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