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#1 football_fan

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 11:12 PM

Post your weird and wacky links and fun things to do between DL hits

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#2 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 04:30 PM

Marvel at Tom Selleck's clairvoyancy
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me." - Pikalin Soutdalany

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 04:38 PM

Marvel at Tom Selleck's clairvoyancy


Yes, we've come a long way from fork handles.
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Posted 04 January 2011 - 06:59 PM

Check out what the homeless have to say
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me." - Pikalin Soutdalany

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 04:26 PM

Check out what the homeless have to say

Wow! Book him. I hope this clip gets him the break he needs and deserves.
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Posted 05 January 2011 - 06:27 PM

Check out what the homeless have to say

His name is Ted Williams and he just got a job with Cleveland Cavaliers.
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Posted 06 January 2011 - 03:44 PM

Check out what the homeless have to say

His name is Ted Williams and he just got a job with Cleveland Cavaliers.

The BBC have it now.

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 01:29 PM

Check out vintage letterheads. Probably the most banally amazing website I've seen in an age. Will pay up to 30 for that Charles Schultz one.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me." - Pikalin Soutdalany

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 10:09 PM

Grow a beard for Belgium.

2015 DDP Team (Time's-up team) Richard Davies (Joker), Emile Ford, Daphne Fowler, John Glenn, Bernard Haitink, Gerald Harper, Buck Henry, Colin Jeavons, George Johnson, Patricia Knatchbull, Sheila Mercier, Les Munro, Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Pete Murray, I.M. Pei, Dudley Simpson, Nobby Stiles, Joseph Wapner, Peter Wyngarde, Jimmy Young

 

2015 DDP Theme Team (...and its goodnight from him etc): Ronald Atkins, Ron Brown, Ronnie CarrollRonald Chesney, Ronnie Corbett, Ronnie Walter Cunningham, Ronnie Dawson, Ron Ely, Ronald Baron Fearn, Ron Flowers, Ronnie Gilbert, Ronald Harwood, Ronald Hines, Ron Isley, Ronnie Moore, Ronnie Moran, Ronnie Ronalde, Ron Smith, Ronald Stevenson, Ron Suart (Joker)

 

Deathrace 2015 Team: Eric 'Winkle' Brown, Richard Davies, Emile Ford, Daphne Fowler, John Glenn, Bernard Haitink, Gerald Harper, Colin Jeavons, George Johnson, Patricia Knatchbull, Sheila Mercier (Joker), Les Munro, Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Pete Murray, I.M. Pei, Dudley Simpson, Nobby Stiles, Joseph Wapner, Peter Wyngarde, Jimmy Young

2015 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: Ethel LangEric 'Winkle' Brown, Rev Billy Graham, Doris Day, Richard Davies, Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas, George 'Johnny' Johnson, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Al Molinaro, Subs: BB King. Mary Quant

 

I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.


#10 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 14 January 2011 - 08:10 PM

Pass verdict on early 90s TV stars
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me." - Pikalin Soutdalany

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Posted 15 January 2011 - 10:22 AM

Grow a beard for Belgium.

Since only one half of the electorate can participate in a beardy protest perhaps the ladies could stop pruning their lady garden. It's nearly bikini season.
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Whilst on the subject of my favourite Belgian and cloclo impersonator, we can watch him teach another language using song lyrics, and if you see the film, a few dance moves too. Magnolias Furv.

#12 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 18 January 2011 - 10:02 PM

Check out the original, and best, home of turtle-impersonation phonecalls online
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me." - Pikalin Soutdalany

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Posted 18 January 2011 - 11:33 PM

Watch Hitler sing Motorhead
Or was that on last year's options?
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Posted 23 January 2011 - 08:59 PM

Re-think the education system.

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 06:42 PM

Think up some innovative new ways to reduce carbon emissions.

Edited by Magere Hein, 24 January 2011 - 09:51 PM.
Link fixed.

2015 DDP Team (Time's-up team) Richard Davies (Joker), Emile Ford, Daphne Fowler, John Glenn, Bernard Haitink, Gerald Harper, Buck Henry, Colin Jeavons, George Johnson, Patricia Knatchbull, Sheila Mercier, Les Munro, Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Pete Murray, I.M. Pei, Dudley Simpson, Nobby Stiles, Joseph Wapner, Peter Wyngarde, Jimmy Young

 

2015 DDP Theme Team (...and its goodnight from him etc): Ronald Atkins, Ron Brown, Ronnie CarrollRonald Chesney, Ronnie Corbett, Ronnie Walter Cunningham, Ronnie Dawson, Ron Ely, Ronald Baron Fearn, Ron Flowers, Ronnie Gilbert, Ronald Harwood, Ronald Hines, Ron Isley, Ronnie Moore, Ronnie Moran, Ronnie Ronalde, Ron Smith, Ronald Stevenson, Ron Suart (Joker)

 

Deathrace 2015 Team: Eric 'Winkle' Brown, Richard Davies, Emile Ford, Daphne Fowler, John Glenn, Bernard Haitink, Gerald Harper, Colin Jeavons, George Johnson, Patricia Knatchbull, Sheila Mercier (Joker), Les Munro, Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Pete Murray, I.M. Pei, Dudley Simpson, Nobby Stiles, Joseph Wapner, Peter Wyngarde, Jimmy Young

2015 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: Ethel LangEric 'Winkle' Brown, Rev Billy Graham, Doris Day, Richard Davies, Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas, George 'Johnny' Johnson, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Al Molinaro, Subs: BB King. Mary Quant

 

I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.


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Posted 27 January 2011 - 01:06 AM

Wind up a "cold caller"

Edited by Magere Hein, 27 January 2011 - 10:12 PM.
Link fixed.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 06:15 PM

Wind up a "cold caller"


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#18 Magere Hein

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 10:14 PM

Wind up a "cold caller"


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Fixed now. It's hilarious.

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 05:29 PM

Aw....FFS!!!

The Nazis lost the last war...didn't they?
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Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 07:51 PM

Leave school and have a Gap Yah!
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Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.



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