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#1 football_fan

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 11:12 PM

Post your weird and wacky links and fun things to do between DL hits

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 04:30 PM

Marvel at Tom Selleck's clairvoyancy
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me." - Pikalin Soutdalany

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 04:38 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on Jan 3 2011, 04:30 PM, said:


Yes, we've come a long way from fork handles.
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Posted 04 January 2011 - 06:59 PM

Check out what the homeless have to say
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me." - Pikalin Soutdalany

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 04:26 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on Jan 4 2011, 06:59 PM, said:

Wow! Book him. I hope this clip gets him the break he needs and deserves.
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Posted 05 January 2011 - 06:27 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on Jan 4 2011, 06:59 PM, said:

His name is Ted Williams and he just got a job with Cleveland Cavaliers.
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Posted 06 January 2011 - 03:44 PM

View PostGodot, on Jan 5 2011, 06:27 PM, said:

View PostSpade_Cooley, on Jan 4 2011, 06:59 PM, said:

His name is Ted Williams and he just got a job with Cleveland Cavaliers.
The BBC have it now.

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 01:29 PM

Check out vintage letterheads. Probably the most banally amazing website I've seen in an age. Will pay up to 30 for that Charles Schultz one.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me." - Pikalin Soutdalany

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 10:09 PM

Grow a beard for Belgium.
2014 DDP Team (Time's-up team): John Bardon; Dora Bryan; Emile Ford; Valery Giscard d’Estaing; John Glenn; Eldon Griffiths; Bernard Haitink; Gerald Harper; Buck Henry (Joker); Patricia Knatchbull; Francis Matthews; Sheila Mercier; Les Munro; Pete Murray; I. M. Pei; Dudley Simpson; Nobby Stiles; Joseph Wapner; Peter Wyngarde; Jimmy Young.

2014 DDP Theme Team (...and its goodnight from him etc): Ronald Atkins, Ron Brown, Ronnie Carroll; Ronald Chesney, Ronnie Walter Cunningham, Ronnie Dawson, Ron Ely, Ronald Baron Fearn, Ron Flowers, Ronnie Gilbert, Ronald Harwood, Ronald Hines, Ron Isley, Ronnie Masterson, Ronnie Moore, Ronald Pellar, Ronnie Ronalde, Ron Smith, Ronald Stevenson, Ron Suart (Joker)

2014 DDP Theme Team (Roger and Out): Roger Alton, Roger Angell, Sir Roger Bannister, Roger Cook, Roger Corman, Roger Daltrey, Roger Dimmock, Roger Etchegaray, Sir Roger Moore, Sir Roger Norrington, Sir Roger Penrose(Joker), Roger Protz, Roger Sainsbury, Roger Sloman, Roger Smith, Roger Spottiswood, Roger Squires, Roger Staubach, Roger Taylor, Roger Whitaker

Deathrace 2014 Team: Billy Graham (Joker), Ethel Lang, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Vera Lynn,Kirk Douglas, Al Molinaro, Dora Bryan, John Glenn, Gerald Harper, Patricia Knatchbull, Francis Matthews, Sheila Mercier, Les Munro, Buck Henry, I. M. Pei, Joseph Wapner, Jimmy Young, Wojtech Jaruszelski, Doris Day

2014 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: Rev Billy Graham, Ethel Lang, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Carl Reiner, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas, Maximilian Schell, Al Molinaro, BB King. Subs: Doris Day, Wojciech Jaruzelski

I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.


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Posted 14 January 2011 - 08:10 PM

Pass verdict on early 90s TV stars
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me." - Pikalin Soutdalany

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Posted 15 January 2011 - 10:22 AM

View Posttime, on Jan 12 2011, 11:09 PM, said:

Since only one half of the electorate can participate in a beardy protest perhaps the ladies could stop pruning their lady garden. It's nearly bikini season.
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Whilst on the subject of my favourite Belgian and cloclo impersonator, we can watch him teach another language using song lyrics, and if you see the film, a few dance moves too. Magnolias Furv.

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Posted 18 January 2011 - 10:02 PM

Check out the original, and best, home of turtle-impersonation phonecalls online
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me." - Pikalin Soutdalany

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Posted 18 January 2011 - 11:33 PM

Watch Hitler sing Motorhead
Or was that on last year's options?
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Posted 23 January 2011 - 08:59 PM

Re-think the education system.

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 06:42 PM

Think up some innovative new ways to reduce carbon emissions.

Edited by Magere Hein, 24 January 2011 - 09:51 PM.
Link fixed.

2014 DDP Team (Time's-up team): John Bardon; Dora Bryan; Emile Ford; Valery Giscard d’Estaing; John Glenn; Eldon Griffiths; Bernard Haitink; Gerald Harper; Buck Henry (Joker); Patricia Knatchbull; Francis Matthews; Sheila Mercier; Les Munro; Pete Murray; I. M. Pei; Dudley Simpson; Nobby Stiles; Joseph Wapner; Peter Wyngarde; Jimmy Young.

2014 DDP Theme Team (...and its goodnight from him etc): Ronald Atkins, Ron Brown, Ronnie Carroll; Ronald Chesney, Ronnie Walter Cunningham, Ronnie Dawson, Ron Ely, Ronald Baron Fearn, Ron Flowers, Ronnie Gilbert, Ronald Harwood, Ronald Hines, Ron Isley, Ronnie Masterson, Ronnie Moore, Ronald Pellar, Ronnie Ronalde, Ron Smith, Ronald Stevenson, Ron Suart (Joker)

2014 DDP Theme Team (Roger and Out): Roger Alton, Roger Angell, Sir Roger Bannister, Roger Cook, Roger Corman, Roger Daltrey, Roger Dimmock, Roger Etchegaray, Sir Roger Moore, Sir Roger Norrington, Sir Roger Penrose(Joker), Roger Protz, Roger Sainsbury, Roger Sloman, Roger Smith, Roger Spottiswood, Roger Squires, Roger Staubach, Roger Taylor, Roger Whitaker

Deathrace 2014 Team: Billy Graham (Joker), Ethel Lang, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Vera Lynn,Kirk Douglas, Al Molinaro, Dora Bryan, John Glenn, Gerald Harper, Patricia Knatchbull, Francis Matthews, Sheila Mercier, Les Munro, Buck Henry, I. M. Pei, Joseph Wapner, Jimmy Young, Wojtech Jaruszelski, Doris Day

2014 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: Rev Billy Graham, Ethel Lang, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Carl Reiner, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas, Maximilian Schell, Al Molinaro, BB King. Subs: Doris Day, Wojciech Jaruzelski

I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.


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Posted 27 January 2011 - 01:06 AM

Wind up a "cold caller"

Edited by Magere Hein, 27 January 2011 - 10:12 PM.
Link fixed.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 06:15 PM

View PostTerminator, on Jan 27 2011, 01:06 AM, said:


links not working
Damon Killian said on 15 December 2013 @ 06:54 PM - "Biggs just for a laugh"

Paul Bearer replied on 15 December 2013 @ 06:56 PM - "Don't think so. He tweeted me to say he'll be watching the Great train robbery on Wednesday & Thursday this week. :-)"

18 December 2013 Ronnie Biggs died

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 10:14 PM

View PostTheDeadMan, on Jan 27 2011, 07:15 PM, said:

View PostTerminator, on Jan 27 2011, 01:06 AM, said:


links not working
Fixed now. It's hilarious.

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DDP 2014 team The Grey Horde:
King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, Ayman al-Zawahiri, Lys Assia, Sister Wendy Beckett, Ryan Buell Posted Image,Jacques Chirac, Felix Dennis, Aretha Franklin, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Marilyn Horne, Clive James, General Wojciech Jaruzelski, Wilko Johnson, Helmut Kohl, Joseph Kony, Misao Okawa, Bernie Madoff, Robert Mugabe, Julie Newmar, Michael Schumacher

DDP 2014 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
King Albert II, Princess Beatrix, Prince Bernhard jr, Elco Brinkman, Corry Brokken, Dick Bruna, Raymond Ceulemans, Godfried Danneels, Piet de Jong, Mark Eyskens, Queen Fabiola Of Belgium Posted Image, Jan Janssen, Grand Duke Jean I of Luxembourg, Wubbo Ockels, Fernando Ricksen, Kees Rijvers, Wim Ruska, Toots Thielemans, Martinus J. G. Veltman, Geert Wilders

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 05:29 PM

Aw....FFS!!!

The Nazis lost the last war...didn't they?
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Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 07:51 PM

Leave school and have a Gap Yah!
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Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.




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