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#1 Grim Reaper

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 07:32 PM

The Bill Tarmey thread

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 04:18 PM

I notice that Bill Tarmey looks a pretty good bet for 1st result of the year. It looks like his years of ashfelting and smoking have caught up with him finally. I watched Corrie in 1985 as it was the only English programme we could receive, He was there then and good luck to the bloke for playing himself for all those years. I see he had his first major heart attack before he joined the show so perhaps we should not write him off, but not being able to breathe is not normally surviveable. Cheers Jack

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 04:31 PM

Didn't he die in the soap? Perhaps this will be his year in real-life.

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 10:50 PM

Didn't he die in the soap? Perhaps this will be his year in real-life.

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Posted 14 January 2011 - 05:58 PM

Secret Illness? :ph34r:

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Posted 02 March 2011 - 04:26 PM

My mate's dad operated on him yesterday, trying to get any further details out of him was like pulling teeth but if he's had surgery it might not be long for Mr. Duckworth

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 09:59 PM

If he was that ill they couldn't have operated on him in the first place. If your mate's dad operates on the obit-worthy, does he know about the cash4cadavers site?

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 08:17 PM

Tarmey: probably not that ill.

Tarmey's son: that's not looking too good.

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 06:20 AM

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Mr Tarmey still going on, as of last week, appeared on ITV1's All Star Family Fortunes. Needed a stool to sit on though and so did ageing Mrs Tarmey, special treatment me thinks.
Could be a little race on in the Tarmey household even!
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:14 PM

Six and half a dozen I think

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 01:21 PM

Bill's snuffed it, according to the BBC website news ticker.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 01:24 PM

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 01:34 PM

Well that came out of the blue!
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 01:36 PM

Not a great week for British character actors in sunny European climes. As a big Corrie fan, another sad loss.

'Jack in a box' - inevitable, but still funny.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 01:53 PM

awww poor Jack.
I half thought Liz Dawn would have gone first out of the two.
Bill Tarmey was one of the actors that made Coronation Street entertaining.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 03:10 PM

I thought he was older than that, then I realised I had confused him with Stan Ogden. I always felt Vera and Jack were a bit Hilda and Stan Mk2.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 04:43 PM

RIP Bill Tarmey,sad times,will raise a glass of Guinness to him tonight,6th person on our list at work to go this year

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 06:33 PM

Does this mean there were 51 names on this rears list? (And Liz Dawn)??
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 06:46 PM

Does this mean there were 51 names on this rears list? (And Liz Dawn)??

That, or this topic has a slightly misleading title.


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Posted 09 November 2012 - 08:22 PM

Does this mean there were 51 names on this rears list? (And Liz Dawn)??

That, or this topic has a slightly misleading title.


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