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Aretha Franklin Singer

Started by DevonDeathTrip, Nov 04 2010 09:50 PM


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#41 JR976evil

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Posted 15 March 2011 - 03:49 AM

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View PostSpade_Cooley, on Mar 11 2011, 11:57 PM, said:

Apparently her 75lb weightloss in two months wasn't cancer or a gastric bypass, but rather "cutting out fatty foods". Fuck this yatch, seriously.

If she has had some minor surgery, I'll take a punt on it having been a hysterectomy on the grounds she does not want to discuss it publicly. Now I'm no expert on these matters but I would think, even if it were a total whip out job the "chunks" would weigh no more than 5 to 10 lbs... So where was the other 65 to 70 lbs lost from?

I'm baffled... I think Monoclinic needs to put forward a view.
She could have miscarried quadruplets very late on............. ;)

Didn't she break a plate of ribs getting out of the bath a few months ago?

what you get for eating dinner in the bath ;)

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 10:18 AM

Only just noticed this article from the Mail about her birthday party, apparently Tito Puente came back from the dead to perform at it, which was nice of him.
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Posted 04 April 2011 - 12:28 PM

View PostSpade_Cooley, on Apr 4 2011, 11:18 AM, said:

Only just noticed this article from the Mail about her birthday party, apparently Tito Puente came back from the dead to perform at it, which was nice of him.

Highly nice of him. Would have thought the editor would have noticed that it should have been Tito Puente Jr.

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Posted 21 June 2011 - 10:55 PM

She's dea broken her toe.
What are heavy? Sea-sand and sorrow;
What are brief? Today and tomorrow;
What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth;
What are deep? The ocean and truth.

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 10:43 AM

Sounds like she would be a wasted vote in 2012:

http://www.macon.com...her-groove.html
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Posted 03 January 2012 - 12:25 AM

Things are looking up for Aretha, she just got engaged

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Posted 03 January 2012 - 01:05 AM

thank God she was taken off the list then

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 08:18 PM

I was going to have her as one of my outsiders but went for Fats Domino instaed.
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 09:59 PM

View PostPhantom, on 03 January 2012 - 12:25 AM, said:

Things are looking up for Aretha, she just got engaged

The wedding's off. No mention of any health problems though.
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Posted 18 February 2012 - 04:19 PM

This can't be good: Aretha has canceled performance at Whitney Houston funeral http://www.cnn.com/2...eral/index.html
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Posted 18 February 2012 - 06:16 PM

View PostN. Fritz, on 18 February 2012 - 04:19 PM, said:

This can't be good: Aretha has canceled performance at Whitney Houston funeral http://www.cnn.com/2...eral/index.html

Leg spasms caused her to cancel

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 12:38 PM

DEAD

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 01:20 PM

View PostDave, on 19 February 2012 - 12:38 PM, said:

DEAD

TWAT

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 07:31 PM

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View PostDave, on 19 February 2012 - 12:38 PM, said:

DEAD

TWAT

And now banned!
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Posted 19 February 2012 - 08:52 PM

Harsh...

Mine's a lemonade!

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 10:24 PM

View PostRotten Ali, on 19 February 2012 - 08:52 PM, said:

Harsh...

Yeah, I only said TWAT :D

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 11:52 PM

:huh:

View PostLard Bazaar, on 19 February 2012 - 10:24 PM, said:

View PostRotten Ali, on 19 February 2012 - 08:52 PM, said:

Harsh...

Yeah, I only said TWAT :D

Yeah, I only said 'And now banned'.
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 11:26 PM

Just wanted you all to know that Aretha Franklin appeared at Radio City Hall of Music the weekend that Whitney Houston was having a service. Apparently she is still alive. I mean Aretha not Whitney.
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