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#41 JR976evil

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Posted 15 March 2011 - 03:49 AM

Apparently her 75lb weightloss in two months wasn't cancer or a gastric bypass, but rather "cutting out fatty foods". Fuck this yatch, seriously.


If she has had some minor surgery, I'll take a punt on it having been a hysterectomy on the grounds she does not want to discuss it publicly. Now I'm no expert on these matters but I would think, even if it were a total whip out job the "chunks" would weigh no more than 5 to 10 lbs... So where was the other 65 to 70 lbs lost from?

I'm baffled... I think Monoclinic needs to put forward a view.

She could have miscarried quadruplets very late on............. ;)


Didn't she break a plate of ribs getting out of the bath a few months ago?


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Posted 04 April 2011 - 10:18 AM

Only just noticed this article from the Mail about her birthday party, apparently Tito Puente came back from the dead to perform at it, which was nice of him.

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 12:28 PM

Only just noticed this article from the Mail about her birthday party, apparently Tito Puente came back from the dead to perform at it, which was nice of him.


Highly nice of him. Would have thought the editor would have noticed that it should have been Tito Puente Jr.

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Posted 21 June 2011 - 10:55 PM

She's dea broken her toe.

Things fall apartit's scientific


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Posted 22 December 2011 - 10:43 AM

Sounds like she would be a wasted vote in 2012:

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Posted 03 January 2012 - 12:25 AM

Things are looking up for Aretha, she just got engaged

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Posted 03 January 2012 - 01:05 AM

thank God she was taken off the list then

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 08:18 PM

I was going to have her as one of my outsiders but went for Fats Domino instaed.

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 09:59 PM

Things are looking up for Aretha, she just got engaged


The wedding's off. No mention of any health problems though.

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Posted 18 February 2012 - 04:19 PM

This can't be good: Aretha has canceled performance at Whitney Houston funeral http://www.cnn.com/2...eral/index.html
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Posted 18 February 2012 - 06:16 PM

This can't be good: Aretha has canceled performance at Whitney Houston funeral http://www.cnn.com/2...eral/index.html


Leg spasms caused her to cancel

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1. Joey Feek (joker), 2. Martin Crowe, 3.  Tony Booth, 4. Johan Cryuff, 5. Gordon Banks, 6. Jimmy Greaves, 7. Nancy Reagan, 8. Robert M. Pirsig, 9. Patricia Hitchcock, 10. Ian St. John, 11. Jerry Maren, 12. Peter Vaughan, 13. Ian Brady, 14. Peter Sutcliffe, 15. Jimmy Perry, 16. Daisy Berkowitz, 17. Billy Graham, 18. Jaoa Havelenge, 19. Liz Dawn, 20. Sylvia Miles

 

Sad Last Days (Theme Team) 0/20

1. Macaulay Culkin (Joker), 2, Zsa Zsa Gabor, 3. Sean Connory, 4. Roger Moore, 5.  Ursula Andress, 6. Kirk Douglas, 7. Angela Lansbury, 8. Mary Tyler Moore, 9. Linda Ronstadt, 10. Kenny Rogers, 11. James Caan, 12. Sophia Loren. 13.  George H.W. Bush, 14.  Doris Day, 15. Cher, 16. Jerry Lee Lewis, 17.  Nancy Reagan, 18. Burt Reynolds, 19 Muhammed Ali, 20. Bill Cosby

 

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 12:38 PM

DEAD

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 01:20 PM

DEAD


TWAT

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 07:31 PM


DEAD


TWAT


And now banned!
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Posted 19 February 2012 - 08:52 PM

Harsh...

That's just too Grizzly... 
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Posted 19 February 2012 - 10:24 PM

Harsh...


Yeah, I only said TWAT :D

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 11:52 PM

:huh:


Harsh...


Yeah, I only said TWAT :D


Yeah, I only said 'And now banned'.
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 11:26 PM

Just wanted you all to know that Aretha Franklin appeared at Radio City Hall of Music the weekend that Whitney Houston was having a service. Apparently she is still alive. I mean Aretha not Whitney.

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 07:47 PM

Aretha Franklin has cancelled shows and is going to take a few weeks off, due to an undisclosed ailment.

Things fall apartit's scientific


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Posted 29 May 2013 - 09:02 PM

But the item says the previous issue was a tumour. Guess that's why the old girl lost 75lbs...
That's just too Grizzly... 
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