This is the thread to post all your misdeeds!!
0
What Is The Worst Thing You've Ever Done? Or failing that, the worst thing that's ever happened to you.
Started by Memento Mori, Oct 28 2010 09:09 PM
11 replies to this topic
#3
-
- Members
-
- 277 posts
Shipman
Posted 28 October 2010 - 11:16 PM
Terminator, on Oct 28 2010, 11:19 PM, said:
Kaylia K, on Oct 28 2010, 10:09 PM, said:
This is the thread to post all your misdeeds!!
I let my older sister ( rather, I blackmailed her) take the blame for polishing off a quarter bottle of vodka one xmas.
Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.
#4
-
- Moderators
-
- 2,724 posts
I have no life
Posted 28 October 2010 - 11:49 PM
I once stole from Sir Clive Sinclair.
He must have had a little too much rum and coke one night, as the following morning when boxing up his postal deliveries, he mistakenly sent me two ZX Spectrums instead of the one I had paid for.
I sold one and bought loads of computer game bling with the cold hard cash. Probably Chucky Egg and Manic Miner and all sort of other technological marvels.
He must have had a little too much rum and coke one night, as the following morning when boxing up his postal deliveries, he mistakenly sent me two ZX Spectrums instead of the one I had paid for.
I sold one and bought loads of computer game bling with the cold hard cash. Probably Chucky Egg and Manic Miner and all sort of other technological marvels.
Five zombies. Four bullets. Two zombies.
#5
-
- Members
-
- 277 posts
Shipman
Posted 28 October 2010 - 11:55 PM
honez, on Oct 29 2010, 12:46 AM, said:
I once stole from Sir Clive Sinclair.
He must have had a little much rum and coke one night, as the following morning when boxing up his postal deliveries, he mistakenly sent me two ZX Spectrums instead of the single one I had ordered.
I sold one and bought computer game bling with the cold hard cash. Probably Chucky Egg or Manic Miner or somesuch.
He must have had a little much rum and coke one night, as the following morning when boxing up his postal deliveries, he mistakenly sent me two ZX Spectrums instead of the single one I had ordered.
I sold one and bought computer game bling with the cold hard cash. Probably Chucky Egg or Manic Miner or somesuch.
Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.
#6
-
- Admin
-
- 4,225 posts
Film land, Homer!
Posted 29 October 2010 - 12:19 AM
Difficult to say what was the worst. I tried my hands at most Deadly Sins and broke all of the Ten Commandments, save 1, 6 and 7, although I was an accomplice to 7, which may be just as bad. Quite a few of the laws from Leviticus are fun to break, do I did. I was jailed shortly for throwing bricks[1] at the riot police.
Otherwise: no particularly abominous crimes, although I did shoplift most of my college books.
[1] If you ever need to throw bricks to the riot police: break them first by throwing them to the ground and throw the fist-sized chunks. Whole bricks are too large for effective throwing.
regards,
Hein
Otherwise: no particularly abominous crimes, although I did shoplift most of my college books.
[1] If you ever need to throw bricks to the riot police: break them first by throwing them to the ground and throw the fist-sized chunks. Whole bricks are too large for effective throwing.
regards,
Hein
DDP 2013 team The Grey Horde:
Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud,Giulio Andreotti, Hugo Chávez, Jacques Chirac, Felix Dennis, Bonnie Franklin
, Damon Harris, Clive James, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Jiroemon Kimura, Helmut Kohl, Manisha Koirala, Nelson Mandela, Bruno Metsu, Rochus Misch, Robert Mugabe, Julie Newmar, Chopper Read, Sister Wendy, Tito Vilanova
DDP 2013 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
Theo Bos, Albert II of Belgium, Beatrix of the Netherlands, Corry Brokken, Dick Bruna, Raymond Ceulemans, Godfried Cardinal Danneels, Mark Eyskens, Fabiola of Belgium, John Fentener van Vlissingen, Gerard Helders, Jacky Ickx, Jan Janssen, Jean of Luxembourg, Piet de Jong, Kees Rijvers, Wim Ruska, "Toots" Thielemans, Martinus Veltman, Geert Wilders
Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud,
, DDP 2013 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
, John Fentener van Vlissingen, #7
-
- Members
-
- 2,959 posts
Bang! And the dirt is gone!
Posted 29 October 2010 - 07:34 AM
honez, on Oct 29 2010, 12:49 AM, said:
I once stole from Sir Clive Sinclair.
He must have had a little too much rum and coke one night, as the following morning when boxing up his postal deliveries, he mistakenly sent me two ZX Spectrums instead of the one I had paid for.
I sold one and bought loads of computer game bling with the cold hard cash. Probably Chucky Egg and Manic Miner and all sort of other technological marvels.
He must have had a little too much rum and coke one night, as the following morning when boxing up his postal deliveries, he mistakenly sent me two ZX Spectrums instead of the one I had paid for.
I sold one and bought loads of computer game bling with the cold hard cash. Probably Chucky Egg and Manic Miner and all sort of other technological marvels.
Those two simple words have just revived some fantastic memories of my mostly-dull childhood - thank you!
The Ten Commandments - I have done them all except 6 and 7 - I made a valiant attempt at 6 but was thwarted in my efforts by the local 5-0.
#10
-
- Admin
-
- 5,648 posts
Zombie Administrator
Posted 29 October 2010 - 05:23 PM
in eternum+, on Oct 29 2010, 02:19 PM, said:
Magere Hein, on Oct 29 2010, 12:19 AM, said:
I did shoplift most of my college books.
Rock 'n roll.
Welcome back i.e+
This is true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.
#11
-
- Members
-
- 1,749 posts
Value for money
Posted 29 October 2010 - 07:28 PM
I never said it was my fault, that hole got added to the middle of the flysheet of my best friend's tent. My belt buckle had snagged it . Then one holiday he pitched it in a soft field and then it rained overnight ...
I'll say sorry some time ...
Sure glad he does not read this stuff ...
And if he does ... SORRY ROB LAD.
I'll say sorry some time ...
Sure glad he does not read this stuff ...
And if he does ... SORRY ROB LAD.
Mine's a lemonade!
DL Shadow List: King Abdullah, Muhammad Ali, Patty Andrews, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Bob Barker, Ronnie Biggs, Boutros Boutros-Ghali, Ian Brady, George HW Bush, Lord Carrington, Fidel Castro, Henry Cecil, Hugo Chavez, Van Cliburn, Bob Dole, Kirk Douglas, Jean Claude Duvalier, Annette Funicello, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Billy Graham, Damon Harris, Stephen Hawking, John Hume, Clive James, Yahya Jammeh, General Jaruzelski, Ed Koch, Helmut Kohl, Phil Lesh, Nelson Mandela, Penny Marshall, Teodoro Obiang Nquema Mbasogo, Shih Ming-Teh, Hosni Mubarak, Robert Mugabe, Jim Nabors, John Nkomo, Bernie Nolan, Manuel Noriega,, Jack Pardee, James Prior, Nancy Reagan, Ariel Sharon, Margaret Thatcher, Jeremy Thorpe, Atal Bihari Vajpayee, Gough Whitlam, Michael Winner and Jiang Zemin, 10/50
DL Shadow List: King Abdullah, Muhammad Ali, Patty Andrews, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Bob Barker, Ronnie Biggs, Boutros Boutros-Ghali, Ian Brady, George HW Bush, Lord Carrington, Fidel Castro, Henry Cecil, Hugo Chavez, Van Cliburn, Bob Dole, Kirk Douglas, Jean Claude Duvalier, Annette Funicello, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Billy Graham, Damon Harris, Stephen Hawking, John Hume, Clive James, Yahya Jammeh, General Jaruzelski, Ed Koch, Helmut Kohl, Phil Lesh, Nelson Mandela, Penny Marshall, Teodoro Obiang Nquema Mbasogo, Shih Ming-Teh, Hosni Mubarak, Robert Mugabe, Jim Nabors, John Nkomo, Bernie Nolan, Manuel Noriega,, Jack Pardee, James Prior, Nancy Reagan, Ariel Sharon, Margaret Thatcher, Jeremy Thorpe, Atal Bihari Vajpayee, Gough Whitlam, Michael Winner and Jiang Zemin, 10/50
#12
-
- Members
-
- 117 posts
Sniper
Posted 29 October 2010 - 07:42 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/simon-ma...d-flower-heist/
To confirm it was me.
I lived in Glossop in Derbyshire for 4 years in total.
I worked in the Parking Unit in Rotherham- using the Woodhead Pass every day. At the time earning £11k per year. Most of which went on rent and petrol.
The graveyard was at the top of Dinting- just as you drop into Glossop.
My friends at football still call me Harpo.
I will burn in hell for the above in 2004.
PS My Mother in Law still doesn't know it was me, despite knowing my nickname and listening to this live. She's getting Esso finest for Christmas.
To confirm it was me.
I lived in Glossop in Derbyshire for 4 years in total.
I worked in the Parking Unit in Rotherham- using the Woodhead Pass every day. At the time earning £11k per year. Most of which went on rent and petrol.
The graveyard was at the top of Dinting- just as you drop into Glossop.
My friends at football still call me Harpo.
I will burn in hell for the above in 2004.
PS My Mother in Law still doesn't know it was me, despite knowing my nickname and listening to this live. She's getting Esso finest for Christmas.
Reply to this topic
1 user(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users
