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What Is The Worst Thing You've Ever Done?Or failing that, the worst thing that's ever happened to you.


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#1 Memento Mori

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Posted 28 October 2010 - 09:09 PM

This is the thread to post all your misdeeds!!
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Posted 28 October 2010 - 10:19 PM

This is the thread to post all your misdeeds!!

Kaylia, shouldn't you start us off with a misdeed of your own.......just to get the ball rolling? :lol:
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#3 Memento Mori

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Posted 28 October 2010 - 11:16 PM

This is the thread to post all your misdeeds!!

Kaylia, shouldn't you start us off with a misdeed of your own.......just to get the ball rolling? :lol:

Of course, why not? This is one of the earliest and most innocent:
I let my older sister ( rather, I blackmailed her) take the blame for polishing off a quarter bottle of vodka one xmas.
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Posted 28 October 2010 - 11:49 PM

I once stole from Sir Clive Sinclair.
He must have had a little too much rum and coke one night, as the following morning when boxing up his postal deliveries, he mistakenly sent me two ZX Spectrums instead of the one I had paid for.
I sold one and bought loads of computer game bling with the cold hard cash. Probably Chucky Egg and Manic Miner and all sort of other technological marvels.
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Posted 28 October 2010 - 11:55 PM

I once stole from Sir Clive Sinclair.
He must have had a little much rum and coke one night, as the following morning when boxing up his postal deliveries, he mistakenly sent me two ZX Spectrums instead of the single one I had ordered.
I sold one and bought computer game bling with the cold hard cash. Probably Chucky Egg or Manic Miner or somesuch.

Ah, that's innocent - unlike yours truly who has, on occassion been given too much change by a harrassed shopkeeper. When somebody gives you the change of fifty instead of the change of twenty - especially when you've bought cigarettes and are unemployed - you're hardly going to set him straight, are you? :lol:
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Posted 29 October 2010 - 12:19 AM

Difficult to say what was the worst. I tried my hands at most Deadly Sins and broke all of the Ten Commandments, save 1, 6 and 7, although I was an accomplice to 7, which may be just as bad. Quite a few of the laws from Leviticus are fun to break, do I did. I was jailed shortly for throwing bricks[1] at the riot police.

Otherwise: no particularly abominous crimes, although I did shoplift most of my college books.

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Posted 29 October 2010 - 07:34 AM

I once stole from Sir Clive Sinclair.
He must have had a little too much rum and coke one night, as the following morning when boxing up his postal deliveries, he mistakenly sent me two ZX Spectrums instead of the one I had paid for.
I sold one and bought loads of computer game bling with the cold hard cash. Probably Chucky Egg and Manic Miner and all sort of other technological marvels.



Those two simple words have just revived some fantastic memories of my mostly-dull childhood - thank you!

The Ten Commandments - I have done them all except 6 and 7 - I made a valiant attempt at 6 but was thwarted in my efforts by the local 5-0.

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Posted 29 October 2010 - 08:23 AM

I cut the brake pedal on the chick from TLC's car.
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Posted 29 October 2010 - 01:19 PM

I did shoplift most of my college books.


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Posted 29 October 2010 - 05:23 PM

I did shoplift most of my college books.


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Posted 29 October 2010 - 07:28 PM

I never said it was my fault, that hole got added to the middle of the flysheet of my best friend's tent. My belt buckle had snagged it . Then one holiday he pitched it in a soft field and then it rained overnight ...

I'll say sorry some time ...

Sure glad he does not read this stuff ...

And if he does ... SORRY ROB LAD.
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Posted 29 October 2010 - 07:42 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk...d-flower-heist/

To confirm it was me.

I lived in Glossop in Derbyshire for 4 years in total.

I worked in the Parking Unit in Rotherham- using the Woodhead Pass every day. At the time earning 11k per year. Most of which went on rent and petrol.

The graveyard was at the top of Dinting- just as you drop into Glossop.

My friends at football still call me Harpo.

I will burn in hell for the above in 2004.

PS My Mother in Law still doesn't know it was me, despite knowing my nickname and listening to this live. She's getting Esso finest for Christmas.



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