Wot Pore Sbelin Av U Scene?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

Im just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that peoples spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

[deadsox 890]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

Im just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that peoples spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

 

I'd love to try. Can you use it in a sentence?

[deadsox 890]

Like, "Oh no, I'm arijaber for the draft!"

[Monoclinic 39]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

Im just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that peoples spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

 

You can keep the copy of Razzle, it might help you regards an earlier request. However going on phonetics I'd hazard a guess they meant originally not original.

 

Arijaber, Norwich

[Guest Lynne Truss]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

I'm just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless 'em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that people's spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers' wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

Spelling and punctuation?

[time 7,940]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

Im just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that peoples spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

 

As I'm on a roll today (with Ludo) I'll take a stab at Harwich Harbour. If I'm correct, there's no need for the Escort Reader's Wives, but I'll take the 10 points - Guinness please!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

Im just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that peoples spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

 

As I'm on a roll today (with Ludo) I'll take a stab at Harwich Harbour. If I'm correct, there's no need for the Escort Reader's Wives, but I'll take the 10 points - Guinness please!

It was Harwich Harbour......Guinness is on the way sir.

Monkey, Norwich is near enough,well 50 odd miles near enough.

Im crushed that you have decided to decline my original request for a few lessons in Industrial language.

I bet you know some REALLY filthy words

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

I'm just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless 'em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that people's spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers' wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

Spelling and punctuation?

What about them?

Contribute or f'uck off.

[Guest Lynne Truss]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

I'm just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless 'em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that people's spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers' wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

Spelling and punctuation?

What about them?

Contribute or f'uck off.

It's one thing to spell apostrophe, another thing to use it. Read my helpful book and the day will come when you too will be able to string together a sentence.

[Terminator 13]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

I'm just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless 'em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that people's spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers' wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

Spelling and punctuation?

What about them?

Contribute or f'uck off.

It's one thing to spell apostrophe, another thing to use it. Read my helpful book and the day will come when you too will be able to string together a sentence.

You're an idiot.

 

(perfect syntax, semantics and accuracy)

[Guest Lynne Truss]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

I'm just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless 'em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that people's spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers' wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

Spelling and punctuation?

What about them?

Contribute or f'uck off.

It's one thing to spell apostrophe, another thing to use it. Read my helpful book and the day will come when you too will be able to string together a sentence.

You're an idiot.

 

(perfect syntax, semantics and accuracy)

I wasn't going to be so rude to him but since you've been moved to state the obvious I have to concur with you. Thankyou for clarifying it though. I'm sure it's been noted by others.

[Terminator 13]

I wasn't going to be so rude to him but since you've been moved to state the obvious I have to concur with you. Thankyou for clarifying it though. I'm sure it's been noted by others.

 

I'm sure you've been "noted" a lot faster, moosh (spelt phonetically).

[time 7,940]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

I'm just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless 'em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that people's spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers' wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

Spelling and punctuation?

What about them?

Contribute or f'uck off.

It's one thing to spell apostrophe, another thing to use it. Read my helpful book and the day will come when you too will be able to string together a sentence.

You're an idiot.

 

(perfect syntax, semantics and accuracy)

I wasn't going to be so rude to him but since you've been moved to state the obvious I have to concur with you. Thankyou for clarifying it though. I'm sure it's been noted by others.

 

As you've brought up the subject, how about a couple of commas:

...and the day will come when you, too, will be able...

and a space:

Thankyou Thank you

like so.

[time 7,940]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

Im just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that peoples spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

 

As I'm on a roll today (with Ludo) I'll take a stab at Harwich Harbour. If I'm correct, there's no need for the Escort Reader's Wives, but I'll take the 10 points - Guinness please!

It was Harwich Harbour......Guinness is on the way sir.

Monkey, Norwich is near enough,well 50 odd miles near enough.

Im crushed that you have decided to decline my original request for a few lessons in Industrial language.

I bet you know some REALLY filthy words

 

Cheers!

[Guest Lynne Truss]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

I'm just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless 'em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that people's spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers' wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

Spelling and punctuation?

What about them?

Contribute or f'uck off.

It's one thing to spell apostrophe, another thing to use it. Read my helpful book and the day will come when you too will be able to string together a sentence.

You're an idiot.

 

(perfect syntax, semantics and accuracy)

I wasn't going to be so rude to him but since you've been moved to state the obvious I have to concur with you. Thankyou for clarifying it though. I'm sure it's been noted by others.

 

As you've brought up the subject, how about a couple of commas:

...and the day will come when you, too, will be able...

and a space:

Thankyou Thank you

like so.

Pedant.

[honez 79]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

I'm just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless 'em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that people's spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers' wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

Spelling and punctuation?

What about them?

Contribute or f'uck off.

It's one thing to spell apostrophe, another thing to use it. Read my helpful book and the day will come when you too will be able to string together a sentence.

You're an idiot.

 

(perfect syntax, semantics and accuracy)

I wasn't going to be so rude to him but since you've been moved to state the obvious I have to concur with you. Thankyou for clarifying it though. I'm sure it's been noted by others.

 

As you've brought up the subject, how about a couple of commas:

...and the day will come when you, too, will be able...

and a space:

Thankyou Thank you

like so.

Pedant.

Fragment.

[time 7,940]

This thread will either run and run or die on its arse.

I'm just flicking through Ebay ( as you do) and it appears to be the Mecca for the illiterate, lazy and f'uckwitt.

Some of the spellings defy gravity, let alone belief.

I shall start with this one: "oridgeanle"

Now I have to give credit where it is due, they have desperately tried to grasp the phonetics of the word in order to have some kind of idea of how it actually looks in print.

10 points and a copy of Razzle if you worked out that they, bless 'em, were trying to spell "original"

In closing, I do remember an article on the local news many years ago, suggesting that people's spellings were the main reasons why post got misrouted/lost ( the fact that some of our Posties are lazy cnuts didnt come into it) and they showed some examples.

10 points and a copy of Escort " Readers' wives" edition to the person who can translate this factual gem from said news article.

Ready? Here goes: Arijaber

Brilliant.

Spelling and punctuation?

What about them?

Contribute or f'uck off.

It's one thing to spell apostrophe, another thing to use it. Read my helpful book and the day will come when you too will be able to string together a sentence.

You're an idiot.

 

(perfect syntax, semantics and accuracy)

I wasn't going to be so rude to him but since you've been moved to state the obvious I have to concur with you. Thankyou for clarifying it though. I'm sure it's been noted by others.

 

As you've brought up the subject, how about a couple of commas:

...and the day will come when you, too, will be able...

and a space:

Thankyou Thank you

like so.

Pedant.

 

"The pedant is he who finds it impossible to read criticism of himself without immediately reaching for his pen and replying to the effect that the accusation is a gross insult to his person. He is, in effect, a man unable to laugh at himself."—Sigmund Freud, The Ego and the Id

[Josco 48]

Ah, this is the sort of thread what I would have wrote in the good old days....

 

An incunabulum of sorts...

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Ah, this is the sort of thread what I would have wrote in the good old days....

 

An incunabulum of sorts...

I used to have one of those Josco, the damn saddle kept falling off at the most inappropriate of moments.

I now have two arseholes..........

Actually Ive now got three, the third being a Ms Truss.

Thanks to Ms Truss ( or SC or...nah I wont speculate further, we know who it probably is ) this thread has not died just yet.

Oh the fame.

[maryportfuncity 9,990]

'Ang on,' I'll get me Slade albums out. Coz I'm sure there's some korkers on them.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

'Ang on,' I'll get me Slade albums out. Coz I'm sure there's some korkers on them.

Never mind the Slade albums, did you used to have THAT haircut? Did you wear those back crippling boots?

Come on Mary, do tell!

PS: My Mum and Dad took me to see their Film "Flame" when it came out back in, er, a long time ago.

Cool.

[time 7,940]

'Ang on,' I'll get me Slade albums out. Coz I'm sure there's some korkers on them.

Never mind the Slade albums, did you used to have THAT haircut? Did you wear those back crippling boots?

Come on Mary, do tell!

PS: My Mum and Dad took me to see their Film "Flame" when it came out back in, er, a long time ago.

Cool.

 

I never did see that film. I see from wiki that its been released on DVD but has it ever been on TV?

[Body Snatcher 44 107]

InAustraliawedon'tusuallyhavespellingmistakesbutsometimeswetalkwithoutusingspacesbetweenthewo

rds.

 

LikeG'dayhowyougoingalright?

 

Wespeaklikethisbecausetherearealotoffliesdownhereandifyouopenyourmouthfortoolong

thegetin.

[Madcow 6]

Not quite a spelling mistake but my daughter spotted that the sex shop in Worcester, aka 'PRIVATE SHOP', has lost so many letters from its sign that it now reads

' I ATE HO '

 

No doubt the pictures can be purchased inside.....

[honez 79]

Not quite a spelling mistake but my daughter spotted that the sex shop in Worcester, aka 'PRIVATE SHOP', has lost so many letters from its sign that it now reads

' I ATE HO '

 

No doubt the pictures can be purchased inside.....

Some wag at my local train station has remove/painted over certain letters on the following notice in the car park.

"Don't leave your

valuables in

your car."