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#761 Dr. Zorders

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Posted 18 March 2015 - 08:50 PM

I think the actual continued quoting of The Fast Show is what should have people getting their coats thrown at them

Dr. Zorders' 2015 supermegadeathlist, A.K.A. Fidel Castro's Three-Stroke Challenge (2/50)
(numbers 1.-20. = my DDP entry Dead and Deader II)
1. Rob Ford 2. joker.gifSam Simon 3. Art Paul 4. Edward Albee 5. Fred Jarvis 6. Geoffrey Howe 7. Denis Healey 8. Bob Falkenburg 9. Lex Luger 10. Edgar Ray Killen 11. Alan Simpson 12. Jean Nidetch 13. Demis Roussos 14. Frank Lucas 15. Clifton James 16. Dr. George C. Nichopoulos 17. Adolf Burger 18. Paul Volcker 19. Peter Sutcliffe 20. Fidel Castro 21. Robert Mugabe 22. Theodore Kaczynski 23. Rev. Billy Graham 24. Kirk Douglas 25. Olivia de Haviland 26. George Soros 27. Rupert Murdoch 28. Vincent Kennedy McMahon 29. Josef Fritzl 30. James Holmes 31. Muhammad Ali 32. Bob Dole 33. Mikhail Gorbachev 34. John B. Anderson 35. Frankie Boyle 36. Clive James 37. Arnold Palmer 38. King Juan Carlos of Spain 39. Gudrun Himmler 40. George R.R. Martin 41. Lyndon LaRouche 42. Stein Eriksen 43. Bernard Ecclestone 44. Roger Moore 45. Hugh Hefner 46. Roger Law 47. Jeremy Clarkson 48. Maurice Strong 49. Dick Passwater 50. Prince Philip

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Posted 18 March 2015 - 10:37 PM


Michael Schumacher's son survived a 100mph (ish) accident a couple of days ago. If he'd been seriously injured Mrs Schumacher could have had two veg with every meal.




Oh, my coat!

I was thinking about posting the news of his son beginning to race here. I mean, what is going on in that family? Can't they try something safer?




Schumey did, he tried skiing.

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Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.

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Posted 19 March 2015 - 11:39 PM

Ecclestone just killed the Nurburg ring....
My 2014 entries:

Team: Serious effort.
1) Fred Weintraub (Joker), 2) Eli Wallach, 3) Fernando Ricksen, 4) Valerie Harper, 5) Kirk Kerkorian, 6) Jim Bamber, 7) Clive James, 8) Billy Graham, 9) Marques Haynes, 10) Harry Dean Stanton, 11) Roger Bannister, 12) Richard Adams, 13) James Garner, 14) Burt Bacharach, 15) Jean Darling, 16) Alice Munro, 17) Mickey Rooney, 18) Carla Laemmle, 19) Ramón José Velásquez, 20) Bess Meyerson.

DDP Team: Serious effort Part 2.

1) Joost van der Westhuizen (Joker), 2) Michael Schumacher, 3) Vinnie Jones, 4) Michael Parkinson, 5) Brian May, 6) George H. W. Bush, 7) Barbara Bush, 8) Jimmy Carter, 9) Shane McGowan, 10) Muhammad Ali, 11) Aretha Franklin, 12) Joe Jackson (Michael's dad), 13) Jen Arnold (Little people), 14) Sharon Osborne, 15) Lynda Bellingham, 16) Wilko Johnson, 17) Sam Simon (Simpsons co-creator), 18) Sally Farmiloe, 19) Missy Elliott, 20) Larry D. Mann.

Reserve picks; Jerry Lewis, Glen Campbell, Peter Falk

Since no death was reported in this DDP list, I let it stand. Not entered in competition.
DDP team: Pass me the mike!
Joker Michael Waltrip, Michael Douglas, Michael Whitacker, Michael Caine, Michael Gambon, Michael J. Fox, Michael Keaton, Michael Schumacher, Michael Dikakis, Michael McDonald, Mick Jagger, (Michael) Duff McKagan, Michael Andretti, Michael Chiklis, Michael Madsen, Michael Jordan, Michael Bolton, Michael Bay, Michael Ballack, Mike Tyson. Reserve Pick(s): Michael Myers,Mike Oldfield, Mika brzezinski (only female here).

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Posted 19 March 2015 - 11:56 PM

What the hell let's see if I can get this thread back on track (no pun intended).
Driver Jamie Dick diagnosed w new onset diabetes.

I was diagnosed with diabetes a few weeks ago. I don't intend going anywhere any time soon !

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Posted 26 March 2015 - 10:03 AM

Kenneth Hansen will be making a pit stop to deal with a little testicular cancer.

2015 No Heartbeat Needed DP: Team - Cancel My Appointments
Ahmad Givens (DIED 2-21-2015)Stuart Scott (DIED 1-4-2015), Scott Putensky "Daisy Berkowitz", 'Little' Jimmy Dickens (DIED 1-3-2015), Bhumibal Adulyadej, Abdelaziz Bouteflika, Bart Starr, Bryan Weidmeier, Sam Simon, Clive James, Henry McCullough, John Dingell, Fidel Castro, Jules Bianchi, Gino Odjick, Jerry Tarkanian (DIED 2-11-2015) , Bryan Murray, 'Superstar' Billy Graham, Reverend Billy Graham, Lynne Stewart.

2015 Celebrity DP (Giraffe Boards): Team - Reaper's Keepers
Gordie Howe, Bryan Murray, Bart Starr, Jules Bianchi, Sam Simon, Fidel Castro, Bryan Weidmeier, Jeff Golub (DIED 1-1-2015), Gino Odjick, Jaswant Singh, Lynne Stewart, Rev Billy Graham, "Superstar" Billy Graham.


2015 Necronomicon Suh DP (Doug Stanhope site) - Sir Creep
Abdelaziz Bouteflika, King Abdullah (DIED 1-23-2015), Ahmad Givens (DIED 2-21-2015), Bart Starr, Bhumibal Adulyadej, Bob Benmosche, Bobbi Kristina Brown, Bryan Murray, Darren Chiacchia, Fidel Castro, Cardinal Francis George, Gino Odjick, Jaswant Singh, Jerry Maren, Jules Bianchi, Lynne Stewart, Magomed Abdusalamov, Martin Crowe, Rebecca D. Lockhart (DIED 1-17-2015), Sam Simon.


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Posted Today, 10:09 PM

Jann Mardenborough had a very nasty crash today at the 'Ring. Killed a sectator and injured 4 others.

Sayonara Sam...

Shadow List '15. King Abdullah, Caroline Aherne, Muhammad Ali, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Chuck Barris, Daisy Berkowitz, Jules Bianchi, Colin Bloomfield, George HW Bush, Ian Brady, Glen Campbell, Fidel Castro, Martin Crowe, Liz Dawn, Jenny Diski, Bob Dole, Kirk Douglas, Guy Edwards, Rob Ford, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Paul Gascoigne, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Billy Graham, Jimmy Greaves, Valerie Harper, Joao Havelange, Olivia de Haviland, Stephen Hawking, Jimmy Hill, Clive James, Yahya Jammeh, J P Jaussard, Christopher Lee, Stan Lee, Penny Marshall, Mary Tyler Moore, Mesrob II, Robert Mugabe, Leonard Nimoy, James Prior, Nancy Reagan, Sam Simon, Percy Sledge, Superstar Billy Graham, Joost van der Westhuizen, Gunther von Hagens, Lee Kuan Yew, Michael York, Jiang Zemin & Emile Derlin Zinsou. 4/50.

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