I have updated the list and put in nearly all the suggestions that everyone gave. (Couldn't find any info at all on Lenox's birthday.) I am going to leave the list like this since it is already massive! Of course, you are all free to go on making suggestions but this time I really am going back to being a lurker!
Here we go (drum roll, please...)
PRESENTING...
THE ONE AND ONLY DEFINITIVE EDITION OF...
THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN DEATHLIST!
PART A: THOSE WHO HAVE CONSUMED THEIR ALLOTTED THREE SCORE YEARS AND TEN:
John Campbell Ross 1899. Oldest living Australian male.
Alf Howard 1906. Antarctic hero. Member of Mawson Expedition.
Harold Holt 1908. MIA PM. (Presumed drowned, unless you believe in Chinese min-subs, Elvis sightings and the tooth fairy.)
Dame Elizabeth Murdoch 1909. Satan's Mum.
Margaret Holmes 1910. Anti-war activist. Australian hero. Absolute legend. (Approaching the century.)
Marcus Loane 1911. Ex-Anglican Archbishop of Sydney.
Nancy Wake 1912. Spy.
Graeme Bell 1914. Jazz musician.
Ron Hamence 1915. Cricketer.
Mary Ward 1916. Actress.
Gough Whitlam 1916. Sacked PM.
Flo Bjelke-Petersen 1920. Sir Joh's wife. Makes pumpkin scones.
Kel Nagle. 1920. Golfer.
Neil Harvey 1922. Cricketer.
Arthur Morris 1922. Cricketer.
Dudley Simpson 1922. BBC Composer.
Edward Clancy 1923. Roman Catholic Cardinal.
Lou Richards 1923. AFL footballer and media personality. A real old "character" and larrikin.
Bug Tingwell 1923. Actor.
Edward Cassidy 1924. Roman Catholic Cardinal. (Health issues.)
Margaret Fulton 1924. Celebrity chef.
Vivean Gray 1924. Actress (Mrs Mangel!)
Stuart Wagstaff 1925. Actor.
Sir Jack Brabham 1926. Formula 1 Champion and racing car designer.
Dame Joan Sutherland 1926. Opera singer.
Bruce Ruxton 1926. Hypocrite and right-wing ranting idiot.
Bart Cummings 1927. Horse trainer.
Peter Cundall 1927. Gardening show host and Commie.
Don Burrows 1928. Jazz musician.
Doug Anthony 1929. Former Deputy Prime Minister.
Lyall Bevan 1929? Opera singer. (Prostate cancer.)
Bob Hawke. 1929. Drunken PM. (Alcoholism.)
Hazel Hawke. 1929. Bob's wife. (Alzheimer's.)
Bob Jane 1929. Racing car driver, tyre salesman, closet gay and lunatic.
Patsy King 1929. Actress.
Peter Sculthorpe 1929. Composer.
Peter Thomson 1929. Golfer.
Richie Benaud 1930. Australia's Clive Dunn.
Geoffrey Blainey 1930. Conservative historian and figure of controversy.
Rolf Harris 1930. Renaissance man.
John Landy 1930. Legendary athlete.
Philip Newell 1930. Ex-Anglican Bishop of Tasmania.
Terry Norris 1930. Actor and ex-politician.
Gustav Nossal 1931. Biologist.
Ted Egan 1932. Folk singer/travel show host/Govt official.
Barry Jones 1932. Quiz champion and political figure.
Sonia McMahon 1932. Wife of former Prime Minister. Temptress of Richard Nixon. (Recent bad fall.)
Ugly Dave Gray 1933. Comedian.
Bill Hayden. 1933. Former Governor-General.
Allan Jeans 1933. Former AFL player and coach.
Don Lane 1933. US-born entertainer. (Alzheimer's.)
Bill Collins 1934. "Mr Movies" - film buff.
Barry Humphries 1934. Dame Edna.
Fred Nile 1934. Hypocrite and right-wing ranting idiot.
Ken Rosewall 1934. Tennis champion.
Barry Crocker 1935. Crooner.
Brian Harradine 1935. Politician; once held balance of power in the Senate. (Series of minor strokes.)
Peter Hollingworth 1935. Archbishop and former Governor-General.
Thomas Kenneally 1935. Author and annoying little garden gnome.
John Laws 1935. Radio loudmouth.
Richard Pratt 1935. AFL football club president. (Prostate cancer.)
Ron Barassi 1936. AFL footballer.
Julia Blake 1936. Theatre actress.
Lillian Frank 1936? Socialite, hairdresser and fundraiser.
John-Michael Howson 1936. Gossip columnist, writes musicals, wears white shoes and fulfils just about every gay stereotype.
Col Joye 1936. Rock star. (Brain damage from fall.)
Tim Bowden 1937. Broadcaster.
Peter Carnley 1937. Ex-Head Bishop of Anglican Church in Australia. Liberal Church reformer. Top bloke.
Ron Clarke 1937. Athlete. (Health problems.)
Dawn Fraser 1937. Olympic swimmer, sometimes lesbian and right old cow.
Jimmy Little 1937. Aboriginal country singer.
Colleen McCullough 1937. Author. (Ongoing health issues.)
Tony Barber 1938. Game show host and annoying little gnat.
Lorraine Crapp 1938. Swimmer. Is she going down the toilet?
Betty Cuthbert 1938. Athlete. (Multiple sclerosis.)
Marcus Einfeld 1938. Supreme Court Judge and convicted criminal.
Geoff Harvey 1938? Television band conductor.
Les Murray 1938. Nationalistic poet and ranter.
Bert Newton 1938. Entertainer. (Liked a drink in younger days.)
Mike Walsh 1938. Television talk show host.
Rod Laver 1938. Tennis player.
Ian Smith 1938. Actor (Harold Bishop.)
Phillip Adams 1939. Opinionated commentator and wannabe atheist.
Germaine Greer 1939. Militant feminist.
Paul Hogan 1939. Crocodile Dundee.
John Howard 1939. Disgraced PM and racist warmonger.
Clive James 1939. Conservative cultural commentator.
Jeannie Little 1939? Comedian/fashionista/Marlene Dietrich impersonator. Daaaarling!
Allan Moffatt 1939. Racing car driver.
Murray Rose 1939. Swimmer.
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PART B: LONG SHOTS:
Bill Hunter 1940. Actor and cantankerous old git.
Ian McNamara 1940? Radio broadcaster. (Ageing badly.)
Jack Thompson 1940. Actor and cantankerous old git.
Darrell Eastlake 1941? Sports commentator. (Obesity and previous heart attack.)
Alan Jones 1941. Radio loudmouth/rugby coach/closet gay. (Health problems.)
Ian Turpie 1941. Entertainer, game show host.
Wendy Whiteley 1941. Brett's Missus. (Bohemian lifestyle.)
Harry Cooper 1942. Television vet. (Prostate cancer.)
Margaret Court 1942. Tennis champion and religious fundamentalist.
John Burgess 1943. Game show host.
Judith Durham 1943. Sickly sweet folkie. (Bad car accident; hassled by stalker who sent her lots of doormats.)
Peter Harvey 1943? Journalist. (Is that possibly a whiskey nose???)
Dean Hutton 1943. Science guru.
Peter Jensen 1943. Ultra-conservative Anglican Bishop of Sydney. Prize idiot.
Derryn Hinch 1944. Radio loudmouth. (Liver cancer.)
Ivan Milat 1944. Serial killer (recently into self-mutilation, such as cutting off his finger with a plastic knife.)
Dick Smith 1944. Entrepreneur, aviation guru and big-noting philanthropist. Supercilious git.
Sam Newman 1945. AFL footballer, prize idiot. (Health issues.)
Patti Newton 1945. Bert's wife and entertainer in her own right. (Memory problems.)
Peter Russell-Clarke 1946? Celebrity chef (Obesity.)
Ian "Molly" Meldrum 1946. Music reviewer and television personality. (Drugs.)
Rowena Wallace 1947. Actress. (Health problems.)
Kim Beazley 1948. Ex-politician. (Obesity.)
Ric Patterson 1948? Radio announcer (Obesity.)
Lionel Rose 1948. Good boxer, lousy country singer. (Alcoholism/stroke.)
Stevie Wright 1948. Rock star. (Huge amount of brain damage from drug and alcohol abuse.)
Ray Misson 1949? Academic idiot who largely caused Australia's literacy problems. Anti-intellectual.
Rob Bredl 1950. Crocodile hunter.
Peter Renshaw 1950? Corrupt educational academic from UQ. (Ditheriness.)
Raelene Boyle 1951. Athlete. (Breast cancer.)
Renee Geyer 1951. Soul singer. (Past drug use.)
John Jarratt 1952. Actor. (Alcoholism.)
Richard Moore 1953? Inept Tasmanian radio comedian (Lifestyle.)
Mark "Chopper" Read 1954. Criminal, hitman. (Hepatitis C; possible contracts on his life?)
Paul Lennon 1955. Politician, Tasmanian Premier. (Alcoholism.)
Jimmy Barnes 1956. Rock singer. (Past substance abuse.)
Mel Gibson 1956. Drunkard. Anti-semite. Actor. (Alcoholism.)
Adriana Xenides 1956. Game show hostess. (Mental health issues.)
Sarah Douglass 1957. Fantasy writer.
Wayne Johnston 1957. AFL footballer. (Alleged drug use.)
Gary Sweet 1957. Talentless "actor." (Alleged drug use.)
Christina Amphlett 1959. Rocker who sings about touching herself. (Alcoholism and multiple sclerosis.)
Wally Lewis 1959. Rugby player. (Severe epilepsy.)
Paul "Fatty" Vautin 1959. Rugby player. (Brain damage from television stunt.)
David Boon 1960. Fat cricketer.
Gary Ablett 1961. AFL Footballer. (Drug use and all kinds of other problems.)
Merv Hughes 1961. Fat cricketer.
Mark Latham 1961. Politician. (Chronic pancreatis.)
Tottie Goldsmith 1962. Hostess of television sex show. (Alleged drug use.)
Jeff Fenech 1964. Boxer and thug. (Hard life.)
Elle MacPherson 1964. Supermodel. (Alleged drug use.)
Chris Chugg 1965? Bodybuilder and weightlifting coach. (Steroids.)
Mark Occhilupo 1966. Surfer. (Past drug problems.)
Andrew McDonald 1967? Tasmanian hockey coach. (Psychiatric problems.)
Keith Urban 1967. Mr Nicole Kidman. (Alcoholism.)
Jason Donovan 1968. Talentless actor. (Drug use.)
Kylie Minogue 1968. Singing budgie. (Cancer may return.)
Naomi Robson 1968. Trashy current affairs show hostess. (Alleged hard drug use.)
Paula Wriedt 1968. Politician and nymphomaniac. (Mental health issues.)
Shane Warne 1969. Cricketer, adulterer, gambler, drug cheat. (Life in the fast lane.)
Dean Capobianco 1970. Sprinter. (Steroid abuse.)
Fiona Coote 1970. Heart transplant recipient.
Tania Zaetta 1970. Skanky model and Bollywood wannabe. (Alleged drug use.)
Wayne Carey 1971. AFL Footballer and thug. (All kinds of huge problems.)
Mary Donaldson 1972. Crown Princess of Denmark. (Grace. Diana. Mary?)
Greg Page 1972. Yellow Wiggle. (Orthostatic intolerance.)
Kimberley Joseph 1973. Rubbish actress; rude cow; pal of the late Megan Connelly. (Where there's smoke...)
Kate Kendall 1973. Actress. (Alleged hard drug use.)
Susie Maroney 1974. Marathon swimmer. (Mental health issues, lots of personal problems in her life.)
Natalie Imbruglia 1975. Talentless "pop sensation." (Alleged hard drug use.)
Anthony Mundine 1975. Asshat.
Andrew Symonds 1975. Cricketer. (Alcoholism.)
Marcus Ambrose 1976. Racing car driver.
Mark Webber 1976. Formula 1 driver.
Ben Cousins 1978. AFL footballer. (Drug addict.)
Matt Shirvington 1978. Sprinter. (Alleged steroid abuse.)
Rose Byrne 1979. Actress, Heath Ledger's pal. (Hollywood lifestyle can be a trap for the young and unwary...)
Robbie Maddison 1981. Stuntman.
Delta Goodrem 1984. Talentless "pop sensation." (Cancer may return.)
Casey Stoner 1985. World Motorcycle Champion.
Lara Bingle. 1987. Bimbo.
Nick D'Arcy 1987. Drunken brawler and sometimes champion swimmer. (One bar-room fight too many?)
Nikki Webster 1987. Precocious brat.
Bindi Irwin 1998. Precocious brat.
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