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Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi "Bomber" about to pull the final pin!

Started by Saint Peter, Oct 21 2008 07:55 AM
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Posted 03 October 2011 - 05:32 PM

View PostTAFKAG, on Oct 3 2011, 03:12 PM, said:

Al's still doing his 'I'm innocent and I'm dying' routine. He'll be here all week, at least. But he needs better material.
Though this sounds hopeful...

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Posted 04 October 2011 - 07:16 AM

I've allready written his christmas card...

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 06:49 AM

If he doesn't die this year, will he be added to DL2012?
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Posted 20 December 2011 - 07:44 AM

View PostEesti, on 19 December 2011 - 06:49 AM, said:

If he doesn't die this year, will he be added to DL2012?
No. I don't think he should ever be on the list again.Waste of time

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 12:03 PM

His 'final interview' before he dies, in which he claims he wasn't involved.
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 12:29 PM

Saw that interview online. Ungrateful sod...for all the dedication and attention we've shown in bigging up his comings and goings he doesn't even give the Deathlist a passing mention.
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 01:41 PM

View Postmaryportfuncity, on 22 December 2011 - 12:29 PM, said:

Saw that interview online. Ungrateful sod...for all the dedication and attention we've shown in bigging up his comings and goings he doesn't even give the Deathlist a passing mention.

Quite. He's certainly no Ronnie Biggs.
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 01:59 PM

View Posttime, on 22 December 2011 - 01:41 PM, said:

View Postmaryportfuncity, on 22 December 2011 - 12:29 PM, said:

Saw that interview online. Ungrateful sod...for all the dedication and attention we've shown in bigging up his comings and goings he doesn't even give the Deathlist a passing mention.

Quite. He's certainly no Ronnie Biggs.

He'll probably die on December 31st just to spite us.

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 03:04 PM

View Postsympathyforthedevil, on 22 December 2011 - 01:59 PM, said:

View Posttime, on 22 December 2011 - 01:41 PM, said:

View Postmaryportfuncity, on 22 December 2011 - 12:29 PM, said:

Saw that interview online. Ungrateful sod...for all the dedication and attention we've shown in bigging up his comings and goings he doesn't even give the Deathlist a passing mention.

Quite. He's certainly no Ronnie Biggs.

He'll probably die on December 31st just to spite us.

Lets hope he suffers everyday until he dies
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 09:28 PM

I've had him as joker for the last two years, quite frankly if he's still around on Jan 1st he can go fuck himself
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Posted 22 December 2011 - 10:05 PM

He has been my joker for the last two years too. He will be on my 2012 DDP, but he won't be my joker.
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Posted 23 December 2011 - 11:45 AM

Yes, he's lost a lot of friends here by not dying.
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Posted 23 December 2011 - 11:53 AM

View PostYouth in Asia, on 22 December 2011 - 09:28 PM, said:

I've had him as joker for the last two years, quite frankly if he's still around on Jan 1st he can go fuck himself

To be fair to the man, whilst me might have made a lingering-meal of the actual death I'd say acts of solo sex are probably beyond his mental and physical capabilities at this point.
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:40 PM

He'll marry Zsa Zsa on a Balinese beach on 29th Feb, with Ronnie Biggs as best man, Clive Dunn giving away the bride and Fatboy Slim providing some massive, if somewhat dated, big beat choons. Their first child, Muammar al-Megrahi-Gabor, will be born on Christmas Day. It's obvious.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:26 AM

View Postharrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy, on 24 December 2011 - 09:40 PM, said:

He'll marry Zsa Zsa on a Balinese beach on 29th Feb, with Ronnie Biggs as best man, Clive Dunn giving away the bride and Fatboy Slim providing some massive, if somewhat dated, big beat choons. Their first child, Muammar al-Megrahi-Gabor, will be born on Christmas Day. It's obvious.

So I assume Zsa Zsa would have to get a quicky divorce from von ahole first
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Posted 18 January 2012 - 03:04 PM

Hurry up ffs! I've drawn you in the sweep. Croakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk :pop:

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 01:14 AM

Jim Swire has met Megrahi for a documentary to be shown on Scottish telebision on thursday january 19 at 7.30pm. Swire who is a doctor says Megrahi is clearly dying and 'does not have long to go'. Swire is convinced that Megrahi is an innocent man though. Take from that what you will...

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 04:03 AM

View PostGuest, on 19 January 2012 - 01:14 AM, said:

Jim Swire has met Megrahi for a documentary to be shown on Scottish telebision on thursday january 19 at 7.30pm. Swire who is a doctor says Megrahi is clearly dying and 'does not have long to go'. Swire is convinced that Megrahi is an innocent man though. Take from that what you will...

That he believes the man to be innocent and that he doesn't have long to live perhaps?

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 08:47 AM

View PostJR976evil, on 19 January 2012 - 04:03 AM, said:

View PostGuest, on 19 January 2012 - 01:14 AM, said:

Jim Swire has met Megrahi for a documentary to be shown on Scottish telebision on thursday january 19 at 7.30pm. Swire who is a doctor says Megrahi is clearly dying and 'does not have long to go'. Swire is convinced that Megrahi is an innocent man though. Take from that what you will...

That he believes the man to be innocent and that he doesn't have long to live perhaps?

Nah, it's more that he thinks the man doesn't have long to live and he's innocent.
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 07:04 PM

A deathbed Farewell to Al Megrahi.

The otherwise boring article contains this promising line:

"He is a very sick man. He only talks in short sentences with pauses to get his breath back. He is looking death in the face, and he knows it.”

Should only be a few more years now, I reckon.
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