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#321 Damon Killian

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 07:31 PM

"He is a very sick man. He only talks in short sentences with pauses to get his breath back. He is looking death in the face, and he knows it.”


They have been saying that for ages

Its all an act

He is probably fine - CUNT ! (excuse my language). I only hate two people at the moment, and they are both on there last legs Magrahi and Thatcher
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Posted 01 February 2012 - 09:45 PM

I wish he'd hurry the hell up.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 08:07 PM

Happy 60th birthday to the Lockerbie scapegoat bomber.

He'll probably snuff it tomorrow now that he is worth one less DDP point.
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Posted 02 April 2012 - 11:07 PM

Will be around for another couple of years yet I think he illness was greatly exaggerated.
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 06:12 PM

Hospitalized today.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 06:37 PM

Hospitalized today.

Let us pray for Mr Megrahi.Let us pray that in the days ahead he gives us HIT NO 3 FOR THIS YEAR WEY HEY!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 09:41 PM

Rapid deterioration in health

I'll believe it when he carks it, frankly.

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 04:10 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk...otland-17713520

BBC's take on it but what a waste of a few pints of blood?
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 05:59 PM

Could it be...?

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:01 PM

It would seem that Mr Megrahi is in a fight to beat Robin Gibb to be this years no 3 death.. http://www.guardian....e?newsfeed=true

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:27 PM

Its looking more and more likely that hit 3 & 4 are going to be Megrahi and Robin Gibb
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Posted 15 April 2012 - 04:41 PM

The long Lockerbie bomber saga is finally drawing to a close... http://www.dailyreco...86908-23825376/

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 06:40 PM

Its looking more and more likely that hit 3 & 4 are going to be Megrahi and Robin Gibb


Aye, but in what order...crowd pleasers to the very end, both of them.

Either way, it'll breath a modicum of respectability into my moribund dead pooling fortunes this year. Al Megrahi and Gibb are both on my DDP and HPDP teams. Al Megrahi is joker on the DDP and #1 on HPDP, Gibb is # 3 on HPDP, so I know which order I'd prefer.
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 04:48 PM

Update on Megrahis condition-he is now said to be 'near death' .. http://www.google.co...quR4FVLDIYTJhOQ

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:44 PM

Update on Megrahis condition-he is now said to be 'near death' .. http://www.google.co...quR4FVLDIYTJhOQ


Let's hope he is




Al-Megrahi’s downward slide was cold comfort to Bob Monetti, whose son, Rick, a Syracuse University student, was killed.


“The story touches my heart,” Monetti said, after being told of al-Megrahi’s condition.


“I don’t want to sound callous about it, but we’ve heard this so many times,” Monetti said. “He should have died three years ago.”



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Posted 16 April 2012 - 05:59 PM

He's feeling stronger and going home!

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 06:12 PM

O M G
Will this saga ever end?

Maybe he could marry Zsa Zsa Gabor!
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 06:13 PM

He's feeling stronger and going home!

http://af.reuters.co...E8FGDBU20120416


That was a quick recovery, one minute he was unconscious and drawing his last breath
Next he's going home.
Bit like Mugabe who was fighting for his life and next minute he was just "enjoying an Easter holiday with the family"
Then again with Al-Megrahi, the person the press quoted from refused to be named

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 06:38 PM

Wait though ....

"His health is going from bad to worse, but he felt ready to go and his family took him home," Abdel Hakim said.


By the way, is there actually anyone who hasn't got this dude on their DDP team?
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 06:56 PM

Wait though ....

"His health is going from bad to worse, but he felt ready to go and his family took him home," Abdel Hakim said.


By the way, is there actually anyone who hasn't got this dude on their DDP team?


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