I'll wager that this is some sad cow who shagged him voluntarily and has now spotted a massive money-making, headline-grabbing opportunity by crying rape. I'll eat my hat if he's found guilty.
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 10:10 PM
Lard Bazaar, on Sep 5 2009, 09:35 PM, said:
I'll wager that this is some sad cow who shagged him voluntarily and has now spotted a massive money-making, headline-grabbing opportunity by crying rape. I'll eat my hat if he's found guilty.
I'd go further and say that she's been put up to it...
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Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
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"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
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Posted 07 September 2009 - 11:30 PM
themaninblack, on Sep 5 2009, 11:10 PM, said:
Lard Bazaar, on Sep 5 2009, 09:35 PM, said:
I'll wager that this is some sad cow who shagged him voluntarily and has now spotted a massive money-making, headline-grabbing opportunity by crying rape. I'll eat my hat if he's found guilty.
I'd go further and say that she's been put up to it...
Why discuss vermin (let alone maggot-ridden ones)....
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Posted 08 September 2009 - 12:09 PM
Terminator, on Sep 8 2009, 12:30 AM, said:
themaninblack, on Sep 5 2009, 11:10 PM, said:
Lard Bazaar, on Sep 5 2009, 09:35 PM, said:
I'll wager that this is some sad cow who shagged him voluntarily and has now spotted a massive money-making, headline-grabbing opportunity by crying rape. I'll eat my hat if he's found guilty.
I'd go further and say that she's been put up to it...
Why discuss vermin (let alone maggot-ridden ones)....
Ring down the curtain, the farce is over
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Posted 09 September 2009 - 04:37 AM
Godot, on Sep 8 2009, 12:09 PM, said:
Terminator, on Sep 8 2009, 12:30 AM, said:
themaninblack, on Sep 5 2009, 11:10 PM, said:
Lard Bazaar, on Sep 5 2009, 09:35 PM, said:
I'll wager that this is some sad cow who shagged him voluntarily and has now spotted a massive money-making, headline-grabbing opportunity by crying rape. I'll eat my hat if he's found guilty.
I'd go further and say that she's been put up to it...
Why discuss vermin (let alone maggot-ridden ones)....
Saint Jade of East Angular perhaps.
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Posted 09 September 2009 - 08:49 AM
I just need to know, why people ask that we should not be discussing things! Discussion is available on any topic going and to say that any one topic should not be discussed is tantermount to underhand sensorship.
I say discuss away and be damned.
I say discuss away and be damned.
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Posted 09 September 2009 - 09:17 AM
Rotten Ali, on Sep 9 2009, 09:49 AM, said:
I just need to know, why people ask that we should not be discussing things! Discussion is available on any topic going and to say that any one topic should not be discussed is tantermount to underhand sensorship.
I say discuss away and be damned.
I say discuss away and be damned.
But even the media know that there is a limit to any newsworthiness of dead people.
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Posted 09 September 2009 - 01:55 PM
Godot, on Sep 9 2009, 10:17 AM, said:
But even the media know that there is a limit to any newsworthiness of dead people.
On the subject of Jade Goody, I couldn't care either way if people want to discuss her in this thread. It would seem that, if any thread were an appropriate forum for the discussion of her, her family etc., it should be this thread. If they start discussing her in thread 42, however, I'm going to have words with them. In Portuganese.
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Posted 26 September 2009 - 11:37 PM
News of the World today features an interview with Jack Tweed. Headline says: 'I want to die.'
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 01:22 AM
maryportfuncity, on Sep 27 2009, 12:37 AM, said:
News of the World today features an interview with Jack Tweed. Headline says: 'I want to die.'
Online version says "I want to kill myself". Well who are we to stand in the way of ambition! (Now what are those guidelines on assisted suicide?)
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 01:20 PM
This thread began as "interesting", dropped off for a bit, meandered between "who gives a sh*t" and "quite interesting" only to suddenly be thrust into the "very interesting" category and now ,low and behold, its gone into the "sh*te" section of the Library.
Is that any way to treat the Peoples Princess?
Is that any way to treat the Peoples Princess?
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 03:12 PM
Lord Fellatio Nelson, on Sep 27 2009, 02:20 PM, said:
This thread began as "interesting", dropped off for a bit, meandered between "who gives a sh*t" and "quite interesting" only to suddenly be thrust into the "very interesting" category and now ,low and behold, its gone into the "sh*te" section of the Library.
Is that any way to treat the Peoples Princess?
Is that any way to treat the Peoples Princess?
She's only got herself to blame. If she hadn't died then there'd still be a point to the thread. But she had to go and peg it, the attention-seeking ignoramus. Cut off her nose to spite her face.
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 09:39 PM
Lard Bazaar, on Sep 27 2009, 05:12 PM, said:
She's only got herself to blame. If she hadn't died then there'd still be a point to the thread. But she had to go and peg it, the attention-seeking ignoramus. Cut off her nose to spite her face.
No, I think she cut out her womb to spite her personal sperm bank depositers.
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 04:21 PM
Boleyn, on Aug 3 2009, 07:19 PM, said:
Tears of A Clown, on Jul 15 2009, 12:57 PM, said:
Are we still being haunted by this non celebrity from beyond the grave.?
Yes.
"During the seance, Jackiey reportedly felt Jade's presence - and was moved to tears by it. 'I could smell Jade like she was standing there next to me - the feeling was incredible,' she said.
And the smell must have been appalling...
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 11:25 PM
Just a thought, like:
If that stuff about curry curing cancer is true.....D'ya think Shilpa Shetty is laughing her head off now?
If that stuff about curry curing cancer is true.....D'ya think Shilpa Shetty is laughing her head off now?
Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.
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Posted 30 October 2009 - 12:48 AM
jmh8300, on Sep 28 2009, 04:21 PM, said:
And the smell must have been appalling...
...like a worm-riddled. mouldy old kebab???
Yes, I know I said I'd never post in the Goody area...I just wish this could close and a new one set up to deal with the Goody detritus/scum that still pervades this world, eg her mum and the numerous kebab-munchers that "mass of fat" shagged.
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 10:18 PM
Some twats have dug up the rotten old twat as still having some influence.
http://www.huffingto...l?ncid=webmail5
I thought I heard the last of her....
http://www.huffingto...l?ncid=webmail5
I thought I heard the last of her....
All frogs croak...............eventually!!
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 10:31 PM
Saint Peter, on 08 June 2012 - 10:18 PM, said:
Some twats have dug up the rotten old twat as still having some influence.
http://www.huffingto...l?ncid=webmail5
I thought I heard the last of her....
http://www.huffingto...l?ncid=webmail5
I thought I heard the last of her....
So did we until you posted.
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But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
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Posted 09 June 2012 - 08:47 AM
Paul Bearer, on 08 June 2012 - 10:31 PM, said:
Saint Peter, on 08 June 2012 - 10:18 PM, said:
Some twats have dug up the rotten old twat as still having some influence.
http://www.huffingto...l?ncid=webmail5
I thought I heard the last of her....
http://www.huffingto...l?ncid=webmail5
I thought I heard the last of her....
So did we until you posted.
Good point, well made....
All frogs croak...............eventually!!
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