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#21 Lord Fellatio Nelson

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 07:57 PM

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Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up.
You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat.
You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin.
Actually...............

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#22 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:33 PM

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Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up.
You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat.
You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin.
Actually...............


A Jackbooted Vagina? Genius!

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:50 PM


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Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up.
You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat.
You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin.
Actually...............


A Jackbooted Vagina? Genius!

Isn't 'jackbooted vagina' just an anatomically correct way of describing Nick Griffin'?

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:37 PM



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Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up.
You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat.
You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin.
Actually...............


A Jackbooted Vagina? Genius!

Isn't 'jackbooted vagina' just an anatomically correct way of describing Nick Griffin'?

It sure is, hence I ended the post with "Actually...." :D

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 07:41 PM

I wonder why nobody has mentioned Maggie Thatcher yet. In her prime (late 30´s), she was reportedly very sexy and lost her virginity very soon

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 09:41 PM




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Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up.
You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat.
You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin.
Actually...............


A Jackbooted Vagina? Genius!

Isn't 'jackbooted vagina' just an anatomically correct way of describing Nick Griffin'?

It sure is, hence I ended the post with "Actually...." :D


So you did. :reading-glasses: Sorry bout that...

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 12:48 PM

Aye, no problems fella.
My eyesight is going to shit too.
See? Our mums were right, it DOES make you go blind!!! :lol:

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 05:40 PM

That nice lady who stood for Mayor of London is quite attractive, as is Priti Patel. Terrible, terrible woman though. Patel I mean. Out of the same mould as Thatcher, if that's at all possible.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 07:41 PM

That nice lady who stood for Mayor of London is quite attractive, as is Priti Patel. Terrible, terrible woman though. Patel I mean. Out of the same mould as Thatcher, if that's at all possible.

Out of a sense of curiosity and a need to know whether "Yes I would" or "No, I fuggin would'nt with your one" I sought to find out who exactly that nice lady was.
First, I found this
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"Dear God!!!" I thought :blink:
Then I searched again and......... bingo!!!
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Siobhan Benita.
Quality totty or summat.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 08:38 PM

Sorry but she looks like a total fucking mad woman. You can see it in her eyes. She'd end up boiling your bunny. And then stabbing you in the face with a bread knife. All because you bought a cabbage instead of a cauliflower.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 10:17 PM

Sorry but she looks like a total fucking mad woman. You can see it in her eyes. She'd end up boiling your bunny. And then stabbing you in the face with a bread knife. All because you bought a cabbage instead of a cauliflower.

Thats SO harsh!!
Probably true tho!! :lol:

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 11:32 PM

mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad .

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Yuri fujikawa has been called the worlds most beautiful politician

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#33 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 07:06 AM

'mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad'

Yeh, if you want to go out with a carp.
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 08:33 AM

'mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad'

Yeh, if you want to go out with a carp.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Thats made me laugh me tits off!!!! :lol:
An excellent start to annuver shit day.
Thank you Lardy!!!! :)

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:08 PM

How about Cristina Fernandez - the Queen of Botox??

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 10:39 PM

'mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad'

Yeh, if you want to go out with a carp.


Well i would definitely date yuri fujikawa over her anyday , though maybe that wasn't the best pic to put up of mussolini's granddaughter. To be honest i actually think that was the best pic . lol

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 08:40 PM

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 01:25 PM

I can't say as how I have found any politicians to be sexy since Harry Truman.

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:06 PM

The new Prime Minister of Norway
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I bet she doesn't have any trouble getting Parliament to rise up

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:24 PM

The new Prime Minister of Norway
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I bet she doesn't have any trouble getting Parliament to rise up

Maybe I'm being a bit shallow, but I wouldn't touch her with yours.
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