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#21 Lord Fellatio Nelson

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 07:57 PM

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Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up.
You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat.
You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin.
Actually...............

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:33 PM

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Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up.
You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat.
You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin.
Actually...............


A Jackbooted Vagina? Genius!

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:50 PM


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Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up.
You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat.
You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin.
Actually...............


A Jackbooted Vagina? Genius!

Isn't 'jackbooted vagina' just an anatomically correct way of describing Nick Griffin'?

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#24 Lord Fellatio Nelson

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:37 PM



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Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up.
You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat.
You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin.
Actually...............


A Jackbooted Vagina? Genius!

Isn't 'jackbooted vagina' just an anatomically correct way of describing Nick Griffin'?

It sure is, hence I ended the post with "Actually...." :D

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 07:41 PM

I wonder why nobody has mentioned Maggie Thatcher yet. In her prime (late 30´s), she was reportedly very sexy and lost her virginity very soon

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 09:41 PM




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Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up.
You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat.
You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin.
Actually...............


A Jackbooted Vagina? Genius!

Isn't 'jackbooted vagina' just an anatomically correct way of describing Nick Griffin'?

It sure is, hence I ended the post with "Actually...." :D


So you did. :reading-glasses: Sorry bout that...

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#27 Lord Fellatio Nelson

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 12:48 PM

Aye, no problems fella.
My eyesight is going to shit too.
See? Our mums were right, it DOES make you go blind!!! :lol:

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 05:40 PM

That nice lady who stood for Mayor of London is quite attractive, as is Priti Patel. Terrible, terrible woman though. Patel I mean. Out of the same mould as Thatcher, if that's at all possible.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 07:41 PM

That nice lady who stood for Mayor of London is quite attractive, as is Priti Patel. Terrible, terrible woman though. Patel I mean. Out of the same mould as Thatcher, if that's at all possible.

Out of a sense of curiosity and a need to know whether "Yes I would" or "No, I fuggin would'nt with your one" I sought to find out who exactly that nice lady was.
First, I found this
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"Dear God!!!" I thought :blink:
Then I searched again and......... bingo!!!
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Siobhan Benita.
Quality totty or summat.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 08:38 PM

Sorry but she looks like a total fucking mad woman. You can see it in her eyes. She'd end up boiling your bunny. And then stabbing you in the face with a bread knife. All because you bought a cabbage instead of a cauliflower.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 10:17 PM

Sorry but she looks like a total fucking mad woman. You can see it in her eyes. She'd end up boiling your bunny. And then stabbing you in the face with a bread knife. All because you bought a cabbage instead of a cauliflower.

Thats SO harsh!!
Probably true tho!! :lol:

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 11:32 PM

mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad .

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Yuri fujikawa has been called the worlds most beautiful politician

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 07:06 AM

'mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad'

Yeh, if you want to go out with a carp.
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 08:33 AM

'mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad'

Yeh, if you want to go out with a carp.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Thats made me laugh me tits off!!!! :lol:
An excellent start to annuver shit day.
Thank you Lardy!!!! :)

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 12:08 PM

How about Cristina Fernandez - the Queen of Botox??

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 10:39 PM

'mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad'

Yeh, if you want to go out with a carp.


Well i would definitely date yuri fujikawa over her anyday , though maybe that wasn't the best pic to put up of mussolini's granddaughter. To be honest i actually think that was the best pic . lol

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 08:40 PM

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Joker Joey Feek 2.Kris Travis 3.Rudy Boesch 4.Lina Wertmuller 5.Jackie Stallone 6.Valerie Harper 7.Cloris Leachman 8.Jerry MacDonald 9.Pat Patterson  10.Boutros Boutros Ghali 11.Geoffrey Palmer 12.Mary Berry 13.George H. Ross 14.Caroline Aherne 15.Heloisa Pinheiro 16.Vera Lynn 17.Esther Jenner 18.Mitzi Shore 19.Big Ang
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Posted 12 June 2012 - 01:25 PM

I can't say as how I have found any politicians to be sexy since Harry Truman.

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:06 PM

The new Prime Minister of Norway
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I bet she doesn't have any trouble getting Parliament to rise up

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:24 PM

The new Prime Minister of Norway
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I bet she doesn't have any trouble getting Parliament to rise up

Maybe I'm being a bit shallow, but I wouldn't touch her with yours.
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