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#136 Slave to the Grave

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Posted 10 September 2005 - 09:43 PM

Just a general observation BS, not aimed at you my little cockle. It means simply that the people who think they are the greatest generally are not.

It's a bit of a colloquialism and therefore Babelfish etc tend to be a bit far off the mark.

It's probably true that all our avatars are little sh*ts as well!! Apparently Kenneth Williams was a complete merde!!
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 12:17 AM

Banshees Scream, on Sep 10 2005, 09:35 PM, said:

I just went to one of the simple translators and it seems our
french slave takes me as a low intellegent person? Perhaps i
read it wrong?
I've always thought you were a high functioning dyslexic. Clear and concise arguments once deciphered. Keep up the good werk.
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Posted 12 September 2005 - 01:18 AM

The Yeti, on Aug 28 2005, 12:26 PM, said:


Thanks Yeti, will try that.

P.s. like the coloured 'woody'

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Posted 12 September 2005 - 08:56 AM

Lady Grendel, on Sep 12 2005, 02:18 AM, said:

P.s. like the coloured 'woody'
Surely the swear filter should have blocked that! :lol:
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Posted 13 September 2005 - 10:07 AM

Captain Oates, on Sep 10 2005, 02:56 PM, said:

HOS has a fine avatar which is barely visible on my monitor. Here is a larger and brighter version to show it off a bit.

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Much obliged skipper :rip: ... this forum's only failing is the pixel restriction.

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 02:53 PM

Harvester Of Souls, on Sep 13 2005, 11:07 AM, said:

... this forum's only failing is the pixel restriction.
and the search engine not working
There were three of us in the morgue so it was rather crowded

#142 Bald rick

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 03:30 PM

janeo, on Sep 14 2005, 02:53 PM, said:

Harvester Of Souls, on Sep 13 2005, 11:07 AM, said:

... this forum's only failing is the pixel restriction.
and the search engine not working
... and the moderators...

;)
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 03:33 PM

... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age, 24, 25, when your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag and then without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard.

#144 Lady Die

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 03:33 PM

Bald rick, on Sep 14 2005, 04:30 PM, said:

janeo, on Sep 14 2005, 02:53 PM, said:

Harvester Of Souls, on Sep 13 2005, 11:07 AM, said:

... this forum's only failing is the pixel restriction.
and the search engine not working
... and the moderators...

;)
I wasn't going to mention the moderators for fear of being expelled
There were three of us in the morgue so it was rather crowded

#145 Death Watch Beatle

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 07:00 PM

Bald rick, on Sep 14 2005, 03:33 PM, said:

... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
So that's 3 things then!

DWB ;)

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 09:29 PM

Lady Grendel, on Sep 12 2005, 02:18 AM, said:

Thanks  Yeti, will try that.

P.s. like the coloured 'woody'
Would you like this Woody to put colour in your Snorkmaiden ?
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Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 11:38 PM

The Yeti, on Sep 14 2005, 09:29 PM, said:

Would you like this Woody to put colour in your Snorkmaiden ?

Yes please, that is very kind of you.

#148 The Yeti

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Posted 15 September 2005 - 10:41 AM

Please PM or email me your email address (just under my signatures).

I'll have to email the piccy to you for you to load as an avatar.
Not even mods have the power to change avatars !
(Though we can delete them :lol:)
life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.

Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 02:04 PM

Windsor seems to be struggling for an avatar, so here is one he can use if he wants.

http://www.greatbrit...rownwindsor.jpg

Here to help.

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 02:19 PM

Well it beats a red cross...I shall adopt it for a while. B)
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 02:22 PM

windsor, on Sep 23 2005, 03:19 PM, said:

Well it beats a red cross...I shall adopt it for a while. B)
It looks delicious (not)
There were three of us in the morgue so it was rather crowded

#152 Captain Oates

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 05:42 PM

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 06:58 PM

I have noticed Teddy's changed avatar. It now has a hat.

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 07:01 PM

Now anyway i'm off back to collecting my files on death before matron comes and i get to go outside with the rest of the patients. We have a new person in today who is just tasting life in any normal prison for the criminally insane

See you later .

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 10:39 PM

I have just found Teddy's Avatar on the site of a very good rock covers band in Glasgow (you have to click on guestbook to see it). Seems he is known as 'Big Boab the Bear'




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