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#1 VSBfromH

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 11:20 AM

I think it may be time we gave him his own thread:

Andre 'too ill to notice wife'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/wenn/20070501/ten...fe-c60bd6d.html

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 11:37 AM

"He's really poorly. He's usually sleeping, or drifting in and out."



Hmmm; his records have the same impact on some listeners.
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Posted 01 May 2007 - 11:57 AM

View Postmaryportfuncity, on May 1 2007, 12:37 PM, said:

"He's really poorly. He's usually sleeping, or drifting in and out."



Hmmm; his records have the same impact on some listeners.

Go check out the reviews to his Duet album with Jordan on Amazon, absolute classics, whilst there hop over to Amazon USA and search for the Best of David Hasselhoff (Import), those reviews make me cry with laughter.
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Posted 01 May 2007 - 12:07 PM

View PostVSBfromH, on May 1 2007, 12:20 PM, said:

I think it may be time we gave him his own thread:

Andre 'too ill to notice wife'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/wenn/20070501/ten...fe-c60bd6d.html

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He must be really ill if he doesn't notice her boobs & pregnancy bump.
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Posted 01 May 2007 - 01:20 PM

View PostOlveres, on May 1 2007, 12:57 PM, said:

Go check out the reviews to his Duet album with Jordan on Amazon, absolute classics, whilst there hop over to Amazon USA and search for the Best of David Hasselhoff (Import), those reviews make me cry with laughter.

Getting slightly off topic now, but this morning our local radio station played the wonderful version (from 2004) of Pulp's "Common People" by William Shatner and Joe Jackson! Has to be heard to be believed - it's actually damn good!

Also, I remember getting chatting with a very prolific session musician at a party once. He had worked on stuff for Paul McCartney and confirmed the story about "sound engineers isolating Linda McCartney's microphone at a Wings concert, and recording the result" (quote from her Wiki entry) and said that the same used to happen in the recording studio also.
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 04:34 PM

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Posted 03 May 2007 - 09:11 PM

View PostVSBfromH, on May 1 2007, 02:20 PM, said:

View PostOlveres, on May 1 2007, 12:57 PM, said:

Go check out the reviews to his Duet album with Jordan on Amazon, absolute classics, whilst there hop over to Amazon USA and search for the Best of David Hasselhoff (Import), those reviews make me cry with laughter.

Getting slightly off topic now, but this morning our local radio station played the wonderful version (from 2004) of Pulp's "Common People" by William Shatner and Joe Jackson! Has to be heard to be believed - it's actually damn good!

Also, I remember getting chatting with a very prolific session musician at a party once. He had worked on stuff for Paul McCartney and confirmed the story about "sound engineers isolating Linda McCartney's microphone at a Wings concert, and recording the result" (quote from her Wiki entry) and said that the same used to happen in the recording studio also.

Enjoy Shat at your leisure here.

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Posted 03 May 2007 - 09:25 PM

View PostDeath Watch Beatle, on May 3 2007, 10:11 PM, said:

Enjoy Shat at your leisure here.

DWB :)

Why, thank you DWB, I just did! Link saved away for future replays.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 10:49 PM

Apologies for scraping the barrel, but Peter Andre's brother Andrew is seriously ill with stomach cancer.
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 03:20 PM

View PostDevonDeathTrip, on 24 February 2012 - 10:49 PM, said:

Apologies for scraping the barrel, but Peter Andre's brother Andrew is seriously ill with stomach cancer.

Somehow this has magically transformed into kidney cancer in the space of a week/the Daily Mail getting hold of the story.
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:00 PM

A word of caution with Peter Andre's "ill" relatives - similiar online magazines to the one in DDT's link said that Peter Andre was flying home in December 2009 to be with his terminally ill dad, Savvas. Hence, I thought a decent 2010 pick for the DDP. Not only is Savvas not terminally ill, he only bloody appears on Family F*****g Fortunes in late 2011, flying over from Australia, and looking in the best of health.

Still, that hasn't stopped me adding Andrew to my DDP long list.
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Posted 06 March 2012 - 09:51 AM

Peter Andre's cancer-riddled brother is - according to news reports today - in a worse state than was first thought. Definite tabloid coverage if and when he goes.
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Posted 06 March 2012 - 10:46 PM

View Postmaryportfuncity, on 06 March 2012 - 09:51 AM, said:

Peter Andre's cancer-riddled brother is - according to news reports today - in a worse state than was first thought. Definite tabloid coverage if and when he goes.

I think this whole episode has shown that Peter Andre is just as disgusting as Katie Price when it comes to publicity. I saw him on the font cover of a magazine wearing wet clothes...showing anguish for his dying brother.

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Posted 06 March 2012 - 11:18 PM

I saw the cover of the mag with Peter Andre on and the way the headline was written seemed to suggest that it was Peter himself who was afflicted with the cancer but I refused to be drawn and didn't pick up the mag 'just too have a look!' - That way madness lies.

So thanks DL for clearing this up!! :)

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Posted 06 March 2012 - 11:41 PM

View PostBibliogryphon, on 06 March 2012 - 11:18 PM, said:

I saw the cover of the mag with Peter Andre on and the way the headline was written seemed to suggest that it was Peter himself who was afflicted with the cancer but I refused to be drawn and didn't pick up the mag 'just too have a look!' - That way madness lies.

So thanks DL for clearing this up!! :)

andre , katie price and jade goody are and were the worst . Bunch of media whores.
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 12:30 PM

All hail the lantern-jawed Lothario, or summat. Apparently already in the act of extending his house to move his cancer-striken brother and frail parents to the UK, under the watchful eye of British paps and journos, and right into assured form-studying for dead poolers and point-scoring as and when.
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:07 PM

A nine-month holdout until he's eligible for points on the board is a big ask, though. Hopefully those "Insania" royalties can hire the best medical professionals money can buy.
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 11:31 AM

The Mail's treating this dude like he's Patrick Swayze or something when it comes to regular updates. Andrew's been rushed to hospital with a clot on his lung. And that's not the only clot that etc etc etc.
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 08:13 PM

According to this Andrew Andrea is slowly on the mend, but it's not looking good for Pete's Uncle Takis Andrea - http://www.sofeminin...es-n203271.html

Keep on like this and you'll be able to do a Peter Andre theme team on the DDP.
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Posted 26 August 2012 - 03:57 AM

View PostOctopus of Odstock, on 25 August 2012 - 08:13 PM, said:

According to this Andrew Andrea is slowly on the mend, but it's not looking good for Pete's Uncle Takis Andrea - http://www.sofeminin...es-n203271.html

Keep on like this and you'll be able to do a Peter Andre theme team on the DDP.

Reading this, it seems a little more like blind optimism than actual concrete recovery. Perhaps this little foray to Cyprus is a sort of dying retreat. He's still going on my list for next year.
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