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23. Kirk Douglas Actor



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#1 Death Star

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Posted 19 June 2004 - 05:27 PM

This thread is the place to discuss Kirk Douglas.

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Posted 20 June 2004 - 09:55 PM

Kirk Douglas and his mrs have apparently renewed their wedding vows...
NY Times

Although 87 years old, no indications whatsoever that he might be getting ready to depart. :)

Note to committee: lets drop him for 2005.

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 10:00 AM

Surely it's only a matter of time before Catherine Zeta Jones sets her sights on him as well?
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on

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Posted 04 July 2004 - 11:56 PM

LOL! I'm guessing he'll live into the 90s.

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Posted 06 July 2004 - 10:57 PM

...son Eric found dead...

oooh! I thought we had one there...

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/nyc-d...nment-headlines :pop:

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Posted 07 July 2004 - 06:48 AM

Bit spooky how these celebrity families all look like clones. Could be Michael except for the hairdo.
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Posted 07 July 2004 - 12:52 PM

Albeit Eric

http://news.bbc.co.u...ilm/3872439.stm

Perhaps there might be a steady stream beginning with a distrought (and ancient) Kirk.......



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Posted 07 July 2004 - 03:37 PM

Yes, old Kirk is knocking on a bit now...one to watch..
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Posted 09 July 2004 - 03:29 PM

I'm Douglas!...No! I'm Douglas....No, I am Douglas


"He comforted his frail father with an embrace after they laid to rest the troubled actor and comedian."


Weeks, not months. :ph34r:
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Excuse me while I disappear

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Posted 09 August 2004 - 05:42 PM

Well if the pneumatic Ms Zeta Jones goes bouncing up and down on the ole viagra swollen member I should imagine it will be sooner than later! Coming and going simultaneously, not new or novel but one of the better ways off the planet.

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Posted 25 August 2004 - 06:15 PM

:D He's going on a slab sooner than later. The man looks like a schriveled prune.

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Posted 06 October 2004 - 12:10 PM

The four *donkeys* of the Apocalyps?? What are they: "Sleep", "Common Cold", "Lust for Chocolade" and "A Row with the Mrs."?

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Posted 18 October 2004 - 03:03 PM

Kirk was on the news yesterday. Just had a street named after him in Palm Springs. He looked like Skeletor with pancake makeup, but the old guy is happily clinging on.

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Posted 01 February 2005 - 05:49 PM

Just recently saw Kirk Douglas on some awards ceremony on tv....surely he is dead, and someone hasn't told him. I'd definitely have put him on this years list...especially as he's already had one stroke.

...also does it count if a person is braindead? If so, then I would like to claim the points already for Anthea Turner.

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Posted 11 August 2005 - 03:17 AM

Kirk appeared with his son Michael on Larry King tonight. He really looked bad and still has a bad speech impediment from his stroke. But at 88, still seems very alert and has just completed a father/son HBO documentarywith Michael.

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Posted 11 August 2005 - 12:03 PM

Yes it look slike he'll be with ius for a few years yet.I wonder what Charlton Hestons condition is though...

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Posted 11 August 2005 - 07:30 PM

I could be wrong, but I believe that Charlton Heston will die before Kirk Douglas does.

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Posted 11 August 2005 - 08:03 PM

GracieJc8, on Aug 11 2005, 07:30 PM, said:

I could be wrong, but I believe that Charlton Heston will die before Kirk Douglas does.
Maybe's aye......... Maybe's naw *


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Posted 19 August 2005 - 11:39 AM

I wonder will Heston be gunned down by one of his nut-hugging american rifle association psycho chums....I could almost taste the irony!!!!

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Posted 21 August 2005 - 06:39 PM

Grim Reaper, on Jun 20 2004, 09:55 PM, said:

Kirk Douglas and his mrs have apparently renewed their wedding vows...
NY Times

Although 87 years old, no indications whatsoever that he might be getting ready to depart. ;)

Note to committee: lets drop him for 2005.
hello there kirk i have written you letter as follows




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