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#1 Real Madron

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Posted 09 March 2007 - 11:21 AM

Van Halen joins the ranks in Rehab
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Posted 09 March 2007 - 11:31 AM

View PostReal Madron, on Mar 9 2007, 11:21 AM, said:

Van Halen joins the ranks in Rehab

I thought the whole idea of being a Rock God was to take every drug known to man since 1544, sleep with as many women as possible and drink like Oliver Reed and Lee Marvin rolled into one? It's sad when you see once legendary hellraisers gazing through the Help The Aged shop window at a pair of slippers and a pipe. Next he'll be advertising SAGA holidays on TV!!!!!
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Posted 09 March 2007 - 11:41 AM

I think we should open a centre for the treatment for addiction to Rehab
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Posted 09 March 2007 - 11:55 AM

View PostMortician, on Mar 9 2007, 11:41 AM, said:

I think we should open a centre for the treatment for addiction to Rehab

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Posted 09 March 2007 - 05:40 PM

View PostReal Madron, on Mar 9 2007, 11:21 AM, said:

Van Halen joins the ranks in Rehab

He named his son Wolfgang? No wonder Valerie Bertinelli divorced him.

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Might be worth keeping an eye on EVH for DL 2008. If nothing else, surely he and David Lee Roth will be at each other's throats after a few months on the road.

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Posted 10 March 2007 - 12:32 PM

Courtney Love being sued by Rehab Clinic
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Posted 10 March 2007 - 06:49 PM

Eddie Van Halen is loaded. He treated his cancer illegally. It was caused by radiation in his studio, always kept a steel guitar pick in his mouth or some sh*t. How he treated it illegally i'm not sure, he claims to have created a laboratory to find out.

And on topic talking about rehab, I think it is a publicity stunt. Today it is common in holywood, if drinking leaves the weekends and follows up on monday and tuesday they check in. But it puts you in magazines.

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Posted 22 March 2007 - 10:00 AM

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Posted 22 March 2007 - 11:12 AM

View PostReal Madron, on Mar 22 2007, 10:00 AM, said:



Says nowt about whether she had her underwear on. It's a key sign of how well the 'recovery' is going with these types.
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Posted 21 July 2007 - 11:49 AM

Sun hot, grass green, Brigitte Nielsen in rehab.

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 06:27 PM

Never sure where Amy Winehouse is concerned. She's obviously irresponsible to almost suicidal levels but - despite everything - you get the feeling she won't be allowed to totally self-destruct.

What does anyone else reckon?
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Posted 21 July 2007 - 08:51 PM

View Postmaryportfuncity, on Jul 21 2007, 07:27 PM, said:

Never sure where Amy Winehouse is concerned. She's obviously irresponsible to almost suicidal levels but - despite everything - you get the feeling she won't be allowed to totally self-destruct.

What does anyone else reckon?

She is only 23 and we (or at least I) don't know exactly what drugs etc she's into, so I doubt, unless she is suicidal, that she'll die in the near future. If she's as bad as the tabloids claim the alchol alone might start having some serious effects around, say, 30. If she had turned up for the Oxygen Festival a couple of weeks ago I could have given a live report, but sadly she did not. Not that I would have watched her bland jazz preformances even if she was sober, but she messed up the stage times and caused me to miss quite a few decent bands.

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 04:44 AM

View Postharrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy, on Jul 21 2007, 11:49 AM, said:

Sun hot, grass green, Brigitte Nielsen in rehab.

;) it's paradise on earth. I'm applauding you right now (Clap Clap)

I'll save that line for a good time in the future.

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Posted 08 August 2007 - 10:40 PM

View PostIze, on Jul 21 2007, 09:51 PM, said:

View Postmaryportfuncity, on Jul 21 2007, 07:27 PM, said:

Never sure where Amy Winehouse is concerned. She's obviously irresponsible to almost suicidal levels but - despite everything - you get the feeling she won't be allowed to totally self-destruct.

What does anyone else reckon?

She is only 23 and we (or at least I) don't know exactly what drugs etc she's into, so I doubt, unless she is suicidal, that she'll die in the near future. If she's as bad as the tabloids claim the alchol alone might start having some serious effects around, say, 30. If she had turned up for the Oxygen Festival a couple of weeks ago I could have given a live report, but sadly she did not. Not that I would have watched her bland jazz preformances even if she was sober, but she messed up the stage times and caused me to miss quite a few decent bands.

More 'tired and emotional' problems for the aptly-named diva. Maybe it's time she had a thread of her own.

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 12:08 PM

Amy Winehouse the inevitable arrival in A&E. I still say she won't die cos she's too good a money earner. If her management have to kidnap her and arrange - ahem - a damn good talking to for the lowlife she married, it will happen.
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 01:13 PM

Lindsay Lohan's in the process of completing a rehab-trick, with her third stint on the year.

Sundance, for the Lilo

Maybe she really will be the Goodbye Girl in '08

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Posted 11 August 2007 - 11:26 AM

View Postmaryportfuncity, on Aug 9 2007, 01:08 PM, said:

Amy Winehouse the inevitable arrival in A&E. I still say she won't die cos she's too good a money earner. If her management have to kidnap her and arrange - ahem - a damn good talking to for the lowlife she married, it will happen.
Yeah... that was interesting reading that tabloid report the other day.
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Posted 11 August 2007 - 11:01 PM

View PostHSR3, on Aug 11 2007, 11:26 AM, said:

View Postmaryportfuncity, on Aug 9 2007, 01:08 PM, said:

Amy Winehouse the inevitable arrival in A&E. I still say she won't die cos she's too good a money earner. If her management have to kidnap her and arrange - ahem - a damn good talking to for the lowlife she married, it will happen.
Yeah... that was interesting reading that tabloid report the other day.

From the Sun:

Since her collapse the troubled star has told mum Janis she is convinced she is destined for an early grave.
Last night a family friend said: ďAmy has told her mum she is often suicidal and she knows she will die young."

It would be useful if she could tie it down to a calendar year - 2008 for instance? Perhaps she could be on her own 2008 death list.
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Posted 12 August 2007 - 12:41 PM

View PostYouth in Asia, on Aug 12 2007, 12:01 AM, said:

View PostHSR3, on Aug 11 2007, 11:26 AM, said:

View Postmaryportfuncity, on Aug 9 2007, 01:08 PM, said:

Amy Winehouse the inevitable arrival in A&E. I still say she won't die cos she's too good a money earner. If her management have to kidnap her and arrange - ahem - a damn good talking to for the lowlife she married, it will happen.
Yeah... that was interesting reading that tabloid report the other day.

From the Sun:

Since her collapse the troubled star has told mum Janis she is convinced she is destined for an early grave.
Last night a family friend said: ďAmy has told her mum she is often suicidal and she knows she will die young."

It would be useful if she could tie it down to a calendar year - 2008 for instance? Perhaps she could be on her own 2008 death list.

It's all really spectacular etc etc, but she has a tour booked at the end of the year. There's a fairly large amount of money riding on these dates and the quotes in the paper are coming from someone well out of touch with reality. She'd be more likely to die if she was less famous and less stalked by the media. I reckon she'll see out this year.
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 05:10 PM

View PostCowboy Ronnie, on Aug 9 2007, 02:13 PM, said:

Lindsay Lohan's in the process of completing a rehab-trick, with her third stint on the year.

Sundance, for the Lilo

Maybe she really will be the Goodbye Girl in '08

Most people only make the news for checking in to rehab, but not good old Lilo.

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