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#1 little sister

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Posted 29 October 2003 - 09:49 AM

Not a well man (allegedly) - might be worth a long shot.

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Posted 29 October 2003 - 10:50 AM

Reported in the Daily Mail today (sports section). He has had heart problems, and been admitted to hospital.

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Posted 29 October 2003 - 10:15 PM

There seems to be some doubts over Mugabe's possible illness. His press officers seem to be strongly denying it however they apparently said his vice president was "well and on his way to recovery" shortly before his death last month.

Good to hear that the Daily Mail has devoted space in its sports section to the story - perhaps Mugabe is going to be dropped from the squad for the next Zimbabwe test match :P

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Posted 30 October 2003 - 02:52 PM

:P A prime candidate for assassination if ever there was one. There's the outside chance of a nasty accident being arranged for him if he continues to be naughty. He's doing well for the age he is mind.

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Posted 31 October 2003 - 03:21 PM

Let's not get carried away here - he's only 79

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Posted 01 January 2004 - 11:38 PM

Robert Mugabe was born on 21st Feb 1924. So, he'll turn 80 in 2004.

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Posted 06 January 2004 - 12:39 PM

Thanx Barry - Ive correct the site now.

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Posted 27 January 2004 - 10:04 AM

I read that Mugabe has been flown to South Africa for another major operation. Does this mean that for once he might buy the farm rather than nick it off the owner? Could we be on target for the first success of the year?

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Posted 04 July 2004 - 11:58 PM

Soon for Mugabe I hope.

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Posted 05 July 2004 - 12:42 AM

It would make that cricket tour a lot easier to do ... :pop:
life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.

Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

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Posted 07 July 2004 - 06:50 AM

Haven't seen him ranting on TV much recently so it could be nearly time for him to seize some white clouds from the big man upstairs.
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Posted 01 August 2004 - 10:41 PM

Wish he'd hurry up and kick the bucket. Despite his age he still goes on When the bomb drops, the only things left will be cockroaches & Mugabe.

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Posted 09 August 2004 - 10:17 AM

"Wish he'd hurry up and kick the bucket. Despite his age he still goes on When the bomb drops, the only things left will be cockroaches & Mugabe"

Not forgetting Ariel Sharon!

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Posted 09 August 2004 - 02:12 PM

Sorry Donkeys, you've already had a go at the Israelis - surely you can't be running out of people to hate?
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on

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Posted 09 August 2004 - 04:56 PM

I hate everybody equally, however just ocassionally one merits special reference, like Pol Pot for example, but I bet he could never be a countryman of yours dear heart and one surmises that if it had been him I had mentioned you would not have got up on your hind trotters to defend him!

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 09:12 AM

I don't recall defending anyone - I was just concerned for your welfare, all this hating must give you terrible ulcers......
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on

#17 Four Donkeys of the Apocolypse

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 12:14 PM

.....I'm past ulceration and setting into a nice long rot.

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 09:28 PM

He is just another IDI AMIN and we all know what happened to to his power in the end and his health come to think of it.

#19 Four Donkeys of the Apocolypse

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Posted 13 August 2004 - 12:05 PM

A pox upon him......with ant luck.....just like Uncle IDI!

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Posted 13 August 2004 - 01:25 PM

What is ant luck exactly? Not getting eaten by an anteater? Avoiding the boiling kettle?
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on




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