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#1 Death Star

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Posted 19 June 2004 - 05:27 PM

This thread is the place to discuss Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

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Posted 31 October 2004 - 09:02 AM

How do I buy a Transecendental Meditation franchse now?

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Posted 06 January 2005 - 10:34 AM

Definitely frail these days: Shuffling around bare-footed has given him painful blisters; his unorthodox eating habits produce bad breath. You could say he's a
Super-calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis... :shoot2:

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Posted 06 January 2005 - 10:37 AM

I THANK YOU!

NEXT!!
Pardon me but I got to run
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here

Excuse me while I disappear

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Posted 14 January 2005 - 10:49 PM

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi???

I thought he's already dead!?!?!? B)

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Posted 28 January 2005 - 11:19 AM

He won't die, just transcend.

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Posted 10 February 2005 - 04:37 PM

Mary Lou, on Jan 14 2005, 10:49 PM, said:

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi???

I thought he's already dead!?!?!? :(
Talking of which.....what happened to his old sidekick BooBoo?
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Posted 10 February 2005 - 06:42 PM

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Talking of which.....what happened to his old sidekick BooBoo?

Choked to death on a stolen Pick er nick basket
This is true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 07:38 PM

U SOBS

U ALWAYS TAKE UR FATHER POPE ON UR SIDE AND SIDEKICK OUR LEADERS, WHAT U THINK OF URSELVES ? U MOTHERS, U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO ACHIEVE THAT POSTION ??? FU U SWALLOWERS.

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Posted 23 February 2005 - 08:16 PM

can you explain your mad ramblings?

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Posted 24 February 2005 - 09:26 AM

Roberto, on Feb 23 2005, 07:38 PM, said:

U MOTHERS, U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO ACHIEVE THAT POSTION ???
Is that a yoga reference?
Pardon me but I got to run
The fact's uncommonly clear
I got to find who's now the number one
And why my angel eyes ain't here

Excuse me while I disappear

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Posted 24 February 2005 - 02:17 PM

Not that hard really, all you do is put both your legs behind your back, I know girls who call that kinky sex but yoga works too. :grave:

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Posted 24 February 2005 - 02:35 PM

IYG, on Feb 24 2005, 02:17 PM, said:

Not that hard really, all you do is put both your legs behind your back, I know girls who call that kinky sex but yoga works too. :grave:
Sorry IYG, is that a typo? I thought it might say Yoda
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Posted 24 February 2005 - 02:48 PM

josco, on Feb 24 2005, 02:35 PM, said:

IYG, on Feb 24 2005, 02:17 PM, said:

Not that hard really, all you do is put both your legs behind your back, I know girls who call that kinky sex but yoga works too. :D
Sorry IYG, is that a typo? I thought it might say Yoda
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Posted 25 February 2005 - 08:11 AM

Roberto, on Feb 23 2005, 07:38 PM, said:

U SOBS

U ALWAYS TAKE UR FATHER POPE ON UR SIDE AND SIDEKICK OUR LEADERS, WHAT U THINK OF URSELVES ? U MOTHERS, U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO ACHIEVE THAT POSTION ??? FU U SWALLOWERS.
It's OK, I speak moron. It translates approximately as

Dear Sir,

I am concerned about your recent discussions regarding Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and in particular those comments which pertain to him imminent demise. Reviewing other areas of this forum I have formed the view that you appear to demonstrate a marked bias towards the catholic faith and its leaders and this may be tainting your reporting of the health of our esteemed leader.

I believe that you are unaware of the sacrifices our leader has made to achieve his status within our church and would appreciate it if you could acquaint yourself with his teachings and life before commenting further.

With fondest regards
Roberto

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Posted 25 February 2005 - 07:07 PM

Couldn't have put it better myself Jimh.
This is true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 12:39 PM

I wonder....what are the chances of the Maharishi outliving all four Beatles?
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 12:02 AM

Maybe he'll go when Ringoes.
They burned the mother down.

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:05 AM

Gunjaman5000, on Mar 30 2005, 12:02 AM, said:

Maybe he'll go when Ringoes.
Are Ringoes a new brand of crisps?

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 12:15 PM

One Man Jury, on Mar 30 2005, 01:05 PM, said:

Gunjaman5000, on Mar 30 2005, 12:02 AM, said:

Maybe he'll go when Ringoes.
Are Ringoes a new brand of crisps?
Golden Wonder Ringos.
Been around for years.
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