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#1 Crispy

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Posted 07 January 2004 - 10:56 AM

Could he be the first death this year, after news today that he has suffered a major heart attack?

Report in today's London Evening Standard states from his friend that he is desperately ill. Prison sources state that Biggs is "stable"

Will he, won't he?

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Posted 07 January 2004 - 11:04 AM

Good spot Crispy!

A spokesman apparently says:

"The initial diagnosis is a suspected heart attack with very heavy pneumonia" - Sounds like it could be a winning combination :)

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Posted 07 January 2004 - 11:39 AM

The pneumonia sounds like a trumpet call to gods waiting room.

"Angel number 3 please..."

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Posted 08 January 2004 - 02:56 PM

Sounds like we are on "the right track"...

Not long now.

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Posted 09 January 2004 - 12:21 PM

Was that supposed to be an amusing play on words? It wasn't.

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Posted 09 January 2004 - 02:48 PM

Hell, god knows I tried.

Back to the drawing board :)

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Posted 09 January 2004 - 03:26 PM

Stayin Alive (or are you just Stayin to your friends?) I think you need a bit more train-ing to improve your Ronnie Biggs jokes. Im sure his departure is not now long away.

Good news is that Ronnie has used the return portion of his hospital ticket and yesterday was readmitted this time with "dehydration and vomiting". That description reminds me of an evening with Mr Stats and others many years ago!

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Posted 20 April 2004 - 07:25 PM

Things are looking good (or bad if you are Ronnie).

Latest update on his wellbeing.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/tm_ob...-name_page.html

Every chance he could be number 4 of the year.

DWB :D

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 11:36 PM

Bet you though I was on about Ronnie ! But no ...

For those who fondly remember Babylon 5, a coming of shadows for one cast member ...

http://www.b5tv.com/...maker/news/288/
life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.

Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

#10 The Yeti

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 11:42 PM

And whilst we're on about B5 actors ...

http://www.abc.net.a...ms/s1062647.htm

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0934902/
life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.

Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 04:25 AM

dont worry michael. i got your back. they cant touch us

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 04:40 AM

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MJ deserves to die. Anybody that wears white gloves and spins around while grabbing his crotch is truly insane, and would not be missed by the outside world. It'd be no surprise to anybody to find his pale white body dead on the floor one day. stupid chingalingerling....

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 04:44 AM

you are right.. u rock peeps of the world. anybody deseves to dieeeeeeee. especially shut up. i will find you and hunt you down like a pig. you heman womanhater. you are going down b****

#14 The Four Horsemen

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 09:19 AM

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you are right.. u rock peeps of the world. anybody deseves to dieeeeeeee. especially shut up. i will find you and hunt you down like a pig. you heman womanhater. you are going down b****

What? A serious coherence deficiency in that outburst. I particularly like the "especially shut up" part. I've also never seen a pig hunt anything (apart from truffles) so unless the previous respondent has a prediliction for overpriced mushrooms I can't see adopting the hunting technique of our porcine friends will be overly helpful.
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on

#15 The Yeti

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 10:08 AM

Sigh.
Another completely random arsehole.
And again they can't be bothered to find the right thread. I presume they're* whittering on about Michael Jackson.

*I say 'they're', but I suspect its just one arsehole posting under different names and answering his own insults. Just about sums him up.
life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.

Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

#16 The Four Horsemen

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 10:34 AM

I hope I'm excluded from that comment, Mr Yeti sir :unsure:
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on

#17 The Yeti

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 07:15 PM

Yes, of course :o

On the proviso that it is not you doing all the other posts too :unsure: :P
life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.

Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

#18 honez

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 02:58 AM

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On the proviso that it is not you doing all the other posts too

You mean The Four Horsemen really aren't four people posting as one? :unsure:

Damn. I pictured 'them' as some sort of equine-human siamese-quad hybrid. I was impressed with 'their' lack of typos, given that they'd have to type with 16 hooves an' all.
Five zombies. Four bullets. Two zombies.

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 09:24 AM

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I pictured 'them' as some sort of equine-human siamese-quad hybrid.

It never did Janet Street Porter any harm :unsure:
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on

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Posted 09 June 2004 - 10:08 AM

:lol: How is this man hanging on. Still trying to cheat justice ! Blackdeath




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