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[Tomb raider]

Cowboy Ronnie, on Jan 2 2007, 05:52 PM, said:

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I'm not sure what people are looking for here. We could put Paris Hilton, Jade Goody and Britney Spears on the list (...) and we'd have picked the three most beautiful women in the whole world.

Godot, on Jan 3 2007, 05:42 PM, said:

No Mollie Sugden he.

Were you suggesting that not the Hilton-tramp but Mollie Sugden is amongst the three best-looking women in the world? Not a very popular pick, I'd say.

[Godot]

Tomb raider, on Jan 12 2007, 03:30 PM, said:

Cowboy Ronnie, on Jan 2 2007, 05:52 PM, said:

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I'm not sure what people are looking for here. We could put Paris Hilton, Jade Goody and Britney Spears on the list (...) and we'd have picked the three most beautiful women in the whole world.

Godot, on Jan 3 2007, 05:42 PM, said:

No Mollie Sugden he.

Were you suggesting that not the Hilton-tramp but Mollie Sugden is amongst the three best-looking women in the world? Not a very popular pick, I'd say.

No, I was making the point that he was nowhere near as famous as Mollie Sugden. I mean he doesn't even have a Bacon rating. So he's a senator, so what? And an increasingly healthy senator it seems. He should be on the "doing OK list." I hope someone sooner or later on the DL committee is going to own up to the Tim Johnson pick. Was it Cowboy Ronnie?

Incidentally I wouldn't swap Mollie for any of the aforementioned tarts. Mollie Sugden has class, and she looks after her pussy.

[Tomb raider]

Godot, on Jan 12 2007, 04:46 PM, said:

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Incidentally I wouldn't swap Mollie for any of the aforementioned tarts. Mollie Sugden has class, and she looks after her pussy.

She has to, I won't do it for her.

[Anubis the Jackal]

'Wouldn't' or 'won't' Mr Raider? There's a whole world of difference there.

[Banshees Scream]

So Tim Johnson has survived surgery and Deathlists hopeful approach to slip a quick one has failed. Well it's not the worst drag i've ever F*****g seen. But I don't think Roddy Roddy Piper is going anywhere. And Fidel Castro isn't dead yet. If he dies anytime soon.

[Phantom]

According to the CNN crawler, Tim Johnson is making a "significant recovery"

[Banshees Scream]

Phantom, on Feb 2 2007, 03:24 AM, said:

According to the CNN crawler, Tim Johnson is making a "significant recovery"

It figures. But something will make up for it.

[Windsor]

Banshees Scream, on Feb 2 2007, 03:32 AM, said:

Phantom, on Feb 2 2007, 03:24 AM, said:

According to the CNN crawler, Tim Johnson is making a "significant recovery"

It figures. But something will make up for it.

Perhaps he will be hit by a truck as he leaves hospital.

[Phantom]

Windsor, on Feb 2 2007, 03:36 PM, said:

Banshees Scream, on Feb 2 2007, 03:32 AM, said:

Phantom, on Feb 2 2007, 03:24 AM, said:

According to the CNN crawler, Tim Johnson is making a "significant recovery"

It figures. But something will make up for it.

Perhaps he will be hit by a truck as he leaves hospital.

I'm surprised Johnson actually made it on the list, we would have had a much better chance by putting Art Buchwald on there

[Banshees Scream]

Everyone was suprised. I guess the possibility of him getting struck by lightning is about one out of ten thousand, but maybe if a few of Deathlists atheists convert to prayer we might be struck with everlasting luck.

[Anubis the Jackal]

Ok, I'll have a bit of that action. If I pray daily to the god of your choosing for a specified length of time and Senator Johnson is struck by lighting I'll be willing to accept the concept of an omnipotent and omniscient god. If however he dodges the thunderbolts, you must agree to walk the streets wearing a sandwich board proclaiming the non-existence of god for a week.



Deal?

Banshees Scream, on Feb 2 2007, 05:18 PM, said:

Everyone was suprised. I guess the possibility of him getting struck by lightning is about one out of ten thousand, but maybe if a few of Deathlists atheists convert to prayer we might be struck with everlasting luck.

[Banshees Scream]

Back down Anubis, I never revealed my personal beliefs, i'm just saying test the concepts. Pray to somebody, why not. I'm not sure if anybody has ever heard of this, it is most famous by a Rolling Stones song, 'You don't always get what you want, you get what you need'

So Tim Johnson is in great health, he goes to Disney world and lives happily ever after. But a jewish clan finds out where Kurt Waldheim lives, they see him go for the morning paper and they do a drive by. When the car drives away half of his head is missing. It's horrible but I could guarentee it's the last Deathlist appearence he will ever make. So have faith in your mind, have love in your heart, and the best of life will be yours.

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Ok, I'll have a bit of that action. If I pray daily to the god of your choosing for a specified length of time and Senator Johnson is struck by lighting I'll be willing to accept the concept of an omnipotent and omniscient god. If however he dodges the thunderbolts, you must agree to walk the streets wearing a sandwich board proclaiming the non-existence of god for a week.

Deal?

[Cowboy Ronnie]

Banshees Scream, on Feb 6 2007, 05:46 PM, said:

I'm not sure if anybody has ever heard of this, it is most famous by a Rolling Stones song, 'You don't always get what you want, you get what you need'
Deal?

Actually, BS, it's "you can't always get what you want."

[Banshees Scream]

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Actually, BS, it's "you can't always get what you want."

Same sh*t. But it is a good song. I've come to understand you know a thing or two about Rock N Roll.

[dave]

He's started doing some work ,reading papers and stuff.Look slike the republicans aint gona get their grubby hands on the senate after all! Not a good year for deathlist so far though!

[Banshees Scream]

dave, on Feb 10 2007, 09:35 AM, said:

He's started doing some work ,reading papers and stuff.Look slike the republicans aint gona get their grubby hands on the senate after all! Not a good year for deathlist so far though!

Johnson was a 'January or nothing' so get used to looking at his living name all year long. Deathlist has had a slow start but I expect it to start kicking in soon.

[dave]

he's out of hospital and running for re-election this year and I for one an happy to hear that news!

[weatherman90]

I on the other hand am not so happy - but he won't be up for re-election until 2008. Hopefully a good republican can get rid of him if he isn't dead already. Although I have to admit after his stay in the hospital he doesn't look too bad - he could have stood to lose a good 50 lbs anyway.

[CarolAnn]

weatherman90, on May 1 2007, 11:02 PM, said:

I on the other hand am not so happy - but he won't be up for re-election until 2008. Hopefully a good republican can get rid of him if he isn't dead already. Although I have to admit after his stay in the hospital he doesn't look too bad - he could have stood to lose a good 50 lbs anyway.

You're a little young to be a right wing conservative.

[weatherman90]

That's what they told me three years ago . I still can't believe it has been nearly 3 years since I joined. It still seems like yesterday when Ronnie died - I'm pretty sure that's how I stumbled upon the DL.