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#21 themaninblack

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 11:10 PM

So this is rather like the obit tapes for TV news: prepared death notice/obituary.

Hmmm.....I'll get back... :rolleyes:
"I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille."

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Posted 05 November 2006 - 11:47 PM

Charlton Heston - In A Cold Dead Land

Things fall apart. It's scientific


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Posted 06 November 2006 - 01:22 AM

I haven't read all the previous suggestions, but the two that I suggested earlier were

Charlton Heston: I guess we can take the gun now...

Charles Lane: "Lane" to rest

Perhaps more later when I review this thread.
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Posted 06 November 2006 - 08:21 PM

I know there are enough kinky folk here to get these.
If Dom Mintoff is murdered then we could have "Dom topped" or if he decide to replace him in next year's list "Dom subbed".

The only other I can come up with is "Thatch dispatched"

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 10:26 PM

So this is rather like the obit tapes for TV news: prepared death notice/obituary.

Hmmm.....I'll get back... :P


Right here goes...

Alfredo di Stefano - He's REALly dead!
Albert Hoffmann - Bertie takes the final trip..
Patrick Moore - The Die at Night
Ladybird Johnson - LBJ DOA
Milton Friedman - Alive? That's being economical with the truth!
Michael Foot - Love's Labour's Lost Life
Eli Wallach - The Good, The Bad and the Deceased
Kirk Douglas - Ace in the Hole
Vera Lynn - We'll Meet Again
Kurt Waldhiem - A Nazi way to go
Billy Graham - Lived by the book, died by the book
Ingmar Bergman - Checkmate!
Margaret Thatcher - This Lady's not for turning in her grave

and my personal favourite...

Muhammad Ali - The Rave in the Grave (or, to be really cruel: The Slave in the Grave!)

more to come... :P
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Posted 06 November 2006 - 10:39 PM

Charles Lane = Man dies

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 11:31 PM

Charles Lane = Man dies


'Cough' 'No talent for writing Deathlist Headlines'

#28 Windsor

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 11:33 PM


Charles Lane = Man dies


'Cough' 'No talent for writing Deathlist Headlines'


Actually that was my attempt at being witty...

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#29 Banshees Scream

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Posted 06 November 2006 - 11:35 PM

Actually that was my attempt at being witty...


Ahhh use your own mind. Windsor can write better then this wit person.

#30 Alphonsin

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 05:39 PM

Any of the below that might be half-decent have appeared before, I fear.
Still, what the heck:

Milton Friedman -- Demand exceeds supply
Patrick Moore -- Moore is less
Ernest Gallo -- Bottled it
Alfredo di Stefano -- Whistle blown on Stefano
Michael Foot -- One foot in the grave
Albert Hofmann -- Settled Up The Tab
Muhammad Ali --Thriller In The Chiller
Charles Lane --Itís a wonderful death!
General Pinochet Joins the death squad
JD Salinger -- The scratcher in the sky
Margaret Thatcher -- Snatched!
Elizabeth Taylor -- Divorced from life
George Melly -- Melly smelly
Joseph Barbera -- Unanimated!
Billy Graham Meets his maker
Clive Dunn -- Doomed
Suharto -- Asian flew
Ronnie Biggs -- Robbed of life
Claude Levi-Strauss -- Unstructured!
Brooke Astor -- Astor ad astra
Gerald Ford -- Ford stalls
Harold Pinter Written out
Ingmar Bergman -- Boring f****r dies
Lady Bird Johnson Flies away home

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 03:34 PM

Absolute class Alphonsin, a couple more we might consider:


Gerald Ford: Can he die and chew gum at the same time?

Jane Tomlinson; Two wheels good, hearse wheels better.
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 06:25 PM

:P Abdelaziz Bouteflika's out.
Think, in this batter'd Caravanserai
Whose Doorways are alternate Night and Day,
How Sultan after Sultan with his Pomp
Abode his Hour or two and went his way.

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 08:37 PM

Ernest Gallo - Gallo Corks it!

Claude Levi-Strauss - Claude structures death

Jane Wyman - (Look through her movies?)

#34 themaninblack

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Posted 03 December 2006 - 02:56 PM

Late contender for Pinochet in case he goes...

Coup d'eadtat!
"I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille."

Gene Wilder as "the Waco Kid", Blazing Saddles (1974)

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 08:31 PM

Thought I'd drag this one up again, anyone got any more headlines for the new candidates?

Rowdy Roddie Piper beaten by the undertaker
This is true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 08:42 PM

One we might have used a few days ago, but may be able to use this year: Ford Transit,

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 09:34 PM

Al Molinaro.................... Not so Happy Daze!

Gore Vidal ....................Less Gore
This is true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 10:14 PM

Oral Roberts - ORAL-B GONE: ROBERTS DEAD

Ernest Borgnine - MARTY LEAVES THE PARTY

Mark Felt - DEEP THROAT CROAKS

Ariel Sharon - DON'T ADJUST TV, ARIEL DEAD
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Posted Today, 08:32 AM

Valerie Harper - ON THE RHODA HEAVEN

Zsa Zsa Gabor - ZSA ZSA ZSA ZSA, ZSA ZSA ZSA ZSA, HEY HEY, GOODBYE

Martin Crowe - MARTIN CROWEKED

Herman Wouk - WENT TO SLEEP, NEVER A-WOUK

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