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#1441 Banshees Scream

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Posted 07 October 2006 - 06:49 PM

You can't talk Baseball on these forums. It's like talking to the wall. The UK really needs to become apart of American sports. Canada has done it, Japan probably will, there sport is just so boring. It's all football. And something called cricket. I don't even know what that is. That might be the game of the week at the nursing homes.


"Yankees and Mets, Yankees and Mets" That's all I've been hearing for weeks. To hell with New York! Go Dodgers! Go Tigers!


Well the Los Angeles Dodgers are only one game away from being eliminated. Talking NL the Mets are going to the championship series. But can anyone believe the Yankees! Joe Torre doesn't deserve this. George must have some headache. Personally I would like to see a Subway Series this year, but if A - Rod don't start doing what his quarter billion dollar f****n contract is, and if Randy can't beat a young team like this, it won't happen.

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#1442 M.Lawrenson

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Posted 07 October 2006 - 07:33 PM

Cricket is baseball for old men.


Right. Old men you say. Would any baseball player go out to play looking like this?

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Posted 07 October 2006 - 07:38 PM

Funny that, I was born a couple of weeks before, on the day of the Porridge episode where Nasty Norris dug up the Leeds United pitch!

Any other birth-days on minor TV milestones?


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Posted 07 October 2006 - 08:13 PM

Cricket is baseball for old men.


Right. Old men you say. Would any baseball player go out to play looking like this?

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No respectable man would go out ANYWHERE looking like that.
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Posted 10 October 2006 - 09:40 AM


Cricket is baseball for old men.


Right. Old men you say. Would any baseball player go out to play looking like this?

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No respectable man would go out ANYWHERE looking like that.

Jack Straw should ask him to remove it.
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#1446 Octopus of Odstock

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 09:06 PM

Joseph Lynch GC BEM, a very brave man who is one of the relatively few to have won a George Cross for bravery has died. Obit

Won't get as many column headlines as Paul Hunter, but a fine man nonetheless.

:o

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 09:23 PM

Joseph Lynch GC BEM, a very brave man who is one of the relatively few to have won a George Cross for bravery has died. Obit

Won't get as many column headlines as Paul Hunter, but a fine man nonetheless.

:o


Probably won't get so many ranters to this site either come to think of it... ;)
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Posted 10 October 2006 - 09:42 PM


Joseph Lynch GC BEM, a very brave man who is one of the relatively few to have won a George Cross for bravery has died. Obit

Won't get as many column headlines as Paul Hunter, but a fine man nonetheless.

:o


Probably won't get so many ranters to this site either come to think of it... ;)



You sick f****r man in black, Joseph Lynch was a legend. How dare you say he doesn't deserve ranters about his death.
I met him and I can tell you you sick twisto wankface that he will be missed by the whole British population.
He stopped lots of people dying. I am disgusted that other ranters are not already on here crying & snashing teeth as they are for this Paul Hunter who ever he may be. Sick. They are, you are. Everyone is. May your eyeballs disintegrate into your bowels slowly & horribly.
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Posted 10 October 2006 - 09:47 PM

Oh bollocks..... :o
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#1450 Magere Hein

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 12:33 AM

Joseph Lynch GC BEM, a very brave man who is one of the relatively few to have won a George Cross for bravery has died. Obit

Won't get as many column headlines as Paul Hunter, but a fine man nonetheless.

:o

I won't hesitate to trade ten sportsmen, however apt at their game, for one such hero. May the memory of Joseph Lynch GC BEM never die.

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 10:38 AM

Joseph Lynch ...[snip] ... he will be missed by the whole British population.
... May your eyeballs disintegrate into your bowels slowly & horribly.


I really don't think I'll miss him because I don't actually know who he is. I am one of the British population, so I think your statement is incorrect.

I do like your imagination though. What an interesting image that sentence last provokes! :o

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 10:50 AM

You sick f****r man in black, Joseph Lynch was a legend. How dare you say he doesn't deserve ranters about his death.
I met him and I can tell you you sick twisto wankface that he will be missed by the whole British population.
He stopped lots of people dying. I am disgusted that other ranters are not already on here crying & snashing teeth as they are for this Paul Hunter who ever he may be. Sick. They are, you are. Everyone is. May your eyeballs disintegrate into your bowels slowly & horribly.
Ta.

This has gotta be worth some points, surely!

Quality ranting, JLR, absolute quality. Shame that attention was swayed elsewhere as a result of the multiplicitous and lesser-quality PH ranters.

I'm sure Mr Lynch would be proud to have you amongst his small but effective contingent of ranters.

Nice work, sailor!
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#1453 VSBfromH

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 04:50 PM

You sick f****r man in black, Joseph Lynch was a legend. How dare you say he doesn't deserve ranters about his death.
I met him and I can tell you you sick twisto wankface that he will be missed by the whole British population.
He stopped lots of people dying. I am disgusted that other ranters are not already on here crying & snashing teeth as they are for this Paul Hunter who ever he may be. Sick. They are, you are. Everyone is. May your eyeballs disintegrate into your bowels slowly & horribly.
Ta.

This has gotta be worth some points, surely!

Quality ranting, JLR, absolute quality. Shame that attention was swayed elsewhere as a result of the multiplicitous and lesser-quality PH ranters.

I'm sure Mr Lynch would be proud to have you amongst his small but effective contingent of ranters.

Nice work, sailor!


Methinks JLR's post was tongue in cheek!
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#1454 themaninblack

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 09:14 PM

New York Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle is reported to have been killed when
a small plane struck a skyscraper in New York today.....
"I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille."

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#1455 Tempus Fugit

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 09:17 PM

New York Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle is reported to have been killed when
a small plane struck a skyscraper in New York today.....

In every lifetime a Lidle Reign must fall.

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#1456 Magere Hein

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 10:52 PM

New York Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle is reported to have been killed when
a small plane struck a skyscraper in New York today.....

A full hit, rather than a near miss, I'd say.

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 07:34 AM

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 08:45 AM

Aye, addictive innnit. My heroin stash sits there untouched and unsold to the twelve year olds sat sweating and shaking on the doorstep as I check on the latest celebrity mortality issues.
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Posted 12 October 2006 - 10:47 PM

October 2006
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Richard Hunter, 60, Ngarrindjeri elder and South Australian citizen of the year. [1]

but never heard of him, headline from wiki - guess that's the third "Hunter" loads of people have been predicting!
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Posted 13 October 2006 - 12:08 AM


You sick f****r man in black, Joseph Lynch was a legend. How dare you say he doesn't deserve ranters about his death.
I met him and I can tell you you sick twisto wankface that he will be missed by the whole British population.
He stopped lots of people dying. I am disgusted that other ranters are not already on here crying & snashing teeth as they are for this Paul Hunter who ever he may be. Sick. They are, you are. Everyone is. May your eyeballs disintegrate into your bowels slowly & horribly.
Ta.

This has gotta be worth some points, surely!

Quality ranting, JLR, absolute quality. Shame that attention was swayed elsewhere as a result of the multiplicitous and lesser-quality PH ranters.

I'm sure Mr Lynch would be proud to have you amongst his small but effective contingent of ranters.

Nice work, sailor!

Methinks JLR's post was tongue in cheek!

Really?

[despondent]Oh..[/despondent]

I kind of wish you hadn't told me that! :wheelchair:
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