Is it possible to un-invent something? If so could someone please un-invent coconut shrimp?
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 04:29 AM
People who insist on tailgaiting other drivers at 60mph.
Although I have to confess developing a smug look on my face when a mile down the road I see them in a ditch after they've been speeding along in snowy and icy conditions like today
Although I have to confess developing a smug look on my face when a mile down the road I see them in a ditch after they've been speeding along in snowy and icy conditions like today
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 02:05 PM
Groups of people who insist on walking 2 or 3 across towards you, on a pavement wide enough for 2 or 3....GRRRRRR
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 04:47 PM
welshman, on 21 January 2012 - 02:05 PM, said:
Groups of people who insist on walking 2 or 3 across towards you, on a pavement wide enough for 2 or 3....GRRRRRR
Half Man Half Biscuit did a song about that. I'll have to dig it out to remember what song it is.
edited to say the track is L'enfer C'est Les Autres.
It's off their album 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 04:14 AM
welshman, on 25 January 2012 - 09:32 PM, said:
Personalised car number plates
There's one car I see a few times a week with the license plate "2CUTE4U"
I pulled up alongside them at the lights one day, looked across and then thought "seriously?"
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 05:57 PM
Phantom, on 26 January 2012 - 04:14 AM, said:
welshman, on 25 January 2012 - 09:32 PM, said:
Personalised car number plates
There's one car I see a few times a week with the license plate "2CUTE4U"
I pulled up alongside them at the lights one day, looked across and then thought "seriously?"
Always the way. There is a lady in my town who drives some sporty thing, and the plate is something like 444HOT - she looks like Olive from On The Buses. There is also a middle aged man with one that incorporates the word BEAST - he just looks like a TW4T.
Having said all that, I did used to own a personal number plate linked to a business, but it was initials, not made up into a dumb word like L4RD.
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 06:13 PM
Lard Bazaar, on 26 January 2012 - 05:57 PM, said:
Phantom, on 26 January 2012 - 04:14 AM, said:
welshman, on 25 January 2012 - 09:32 PM, said:
Personalised car number plates
There's one car I see a few times a week with the license plate "2CUTE4U"
I pulled up alongside them at the lights one day, looked across and then thought "seriously?"
Always the way. There is a lady in my town who drives some sporty thing, and the plate is something like 444HOT - she looks like Olive from On The Buses.
Maybe 444 is her actual age and if it is, she could be considered hot. Or in the year 444 she might pass for that.
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Posted 01 February 2012 - 09:59 PM
The new BBC Sports frontpage. Its as bad as a 1980s Coventry City away kit.
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Posted 01 February 2012 - 10:02 PM
time, on 01 February 2012 - 09:59 PM, said:
The new BBC Sports frontpage. Its as bad as a 1980s Coventry City away kit.
Was away to post the exact same thing. Except for the Coventry reference. Its horrible. Bring back the old website
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Posted 01 February 2012 - 10:54 PM
An invention can only be uninvented if it was invented and then kept secret from the world. Personalized license plates? Right I agree Phantom, you didn't know your Dentist thought that way (someone like that). And changes to websites, of course. What did the old one look like? ..
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Posted 01 February 2012 - 11:20 PM
Banshees Scream, on 01 February 2012 - 10:54 PM, said:
An invention can only be uninvented if it was invented and then kept secret from the world.
Like water engines for cars? (Autos)
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 11:12 AM
Paul Bearer, on 01 February 2012 - 11:20 PM, said:
Banshees Scream, on 01 February 2012 - 10:54 PM, said:
An invention can only be uninvented if it was invented and then kept secret from the world.
Like water engines for cars? (Autos)
Old hat.
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 02:31 PM
Spoilt little brats. They actually make me want to vomit. Yes, so you got hundreds of pounds from your other relatives, so my measly twenty quid might look shit, but it's universally known that I'm skint, and a thank you would be nice. I don't want fireworks and medals, just a simple 'thank you'. But no, nothing. You can have a fucking shower gel gift pack next time and like it, you spoilt little bitch.
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 04:59 PM
Lard Bazaar, on 05 February 2012 - 02:31 PM, said:
Spoilt little brats. They actually make me want to vomit. Yes, so you got hundreds of pounds from your other relatives, so my measly twenty quid might look shit, but it's universally known that I'm skint, and a thank you would be nice. I don't want fireworks and medals, just a simple 'thank you'. But no, nothing. You can have a fucking shower gel gift pack next time and like it, you spoilt little bitch.
Buy her tub of clearasil next year. Assuming she's a teen, it'd be the best revenge present ever...
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 08:04 PM
Windsor, on 05 February 2012 - 04:59 PM, said:
Lard Bazaar, on 05 February 2012 - 02:31 PM, said:
Spoilt little brats. They actually make me want to vomit. Yes, so you got hundreds of pounds from your other relatives, so my measly twenty quid might look shit, but it's universally known that I'm skint, and a thank you would be nice. I don't want fireworks and medals, just a simple 'thank you'. But no, nothing. You can have a fucking shower gel gift pack next time and like it, you spoilt little bitch.
Buy her tub of clearasil next year. Assuming she's a teen, it'd be the best revenge present ever...
She is a teen, you're right. But if the rest of her female family are anything to go by, I'll be buying her a 'Happy Mother's Day' card next year......
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 01:03 PM
It's nice to see a proportionate response in the media regarding Capello's resignation...is it really that big a deal?
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 03:22 PM
Windsor, on 09 February 2012 - 01:03 PM, said:
It's nice to see a proportionate response in the media regarding Capello's resignation...is it really that big a deal?
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Posted 13 February 2012 - 05:49 PM
People who continually post depressing things on facebook.
There is one person on my friend's list (former colleague) who never stops posting about how dreadful cancer is, who likes to highlight 'support' pages for dying kids, who frequently shares pictures of abused animals for awareness purposes, and who five minutes ago shared a picture of an abandoned baby in a bin.
I think I'd rather live in ignorance - I'd certainly be a lot less depressed were it not for her.
There is one person on my friend's list (former colleague) who never stops posting about how dreadful cancer is, who likes to highlight 'support' pages for dying kids, who frequently shares pictures of abused animals for awareness purposes, and who five minutes ago shared a picture of an abandoned baby in a bin.
I think I'd rather live in ignorance - I'd certainly be a lot less depressed were it not for her.
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