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#1 Godot

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 08:30 PM

I know I'm not the only one to find things I think that the world would be better off without. Lifejackets on planes, for example. Has anybody in the history of commercial airlines ever used one? Not in the past 10 years I'll bet. It's not just the jackets it's all those instructions about how to put them on: what for? If that plane goes down everyone on board is instant mash. It's a nonsense ritual that has lost all meaning in modern air travel.

Come on deathlisters, I know there are things you would really like to see disappear. What's your waste of space?
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 08:31 PM

Bonzai trees and cadyfloss

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2014 final total 12/50 against DL 10
2015 final total 6/50 against DL 14

 

2016 4/50)

1 Zza Zza Gabor, 2. Rev Billy Graham 3.Olivia de Havilland 4 Prince Phillip 5,  Kirk Douglas 6 Bumipol Auduljadej 7 Helmut Kohl 8 Peter Sallis 9 Jean Alexander 10 Walter Scheel

11 Mikhail Gorbachev 12 George Blake 13 Brian Cant 14 Patricia Hitchcock 15 Howard Marks 16 Ilse Aichinger 17 Peter Vaughan 18 Clive James 19 Fidel Castro 20 Robert Mugabe

21 Jimmy Carter 22 Caroline Aherne 23 Muhammed Ali 24 Ian Brady 25 Tony Booth 26 Martin Crowe 27 Jerry Lewis 28 Burt Reynolds 29 Valerie Harper 30 Pele 31 Geoffrey Bayldon

32 John Glenn 33Alan Young 34 Peter Sarsted 35 John Noakes 36 Bernard Fox 37 Jacques Rivette 38 Nexhmije Hoxha 39 Stepehn Hawking 40 Hywel Bennet 41Than Shwe

42 Sinead O'Connor 43 Val Kilmer 44 Mary Tyler Moore 45 Jimmy Greaves 46 Norman Lloyd 47 Lupita Tovar 48 Pat Priest 49 Sean Connery 50 Mark Eden

 

 

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 08:38 PM

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Seriously though, I try not to hate, but I've always wondered what the point of leaf blowers were, aside from being a major annoyance.
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 09:30 PM

Harry Potter

2013 Alternative 50 final total 13/50 against DL 13/50 - See about me page for more details.
2014 final total 12/50 against DL 10
2015 final total 6/50 against DL 14

 

2016 4/50)

1 Zza Zza Gabor, 2. Rev Billy Graham 3.Olivia de Havilland 4 Prince Phillip 5,  Kirk Douglas 6 Bumipol Auduljadej 7 Helmut Kohl 8 Peter Sallis 9 Jean Alexander 10 Walter Scheel

11 Mikhail Gorbachev 12 George Blake 13 Brian Cant 14 Patricia Hitchcock 15 Howard Marks 16 Ilse Aichinger 17 Peter Vaughan 18 Clive James 19 Fidel Castro 20 Robert Mugabe

21 Jimmy Carter 22 Caroline Aherne 23 Muhammed Ali 24 Ian Brady 25 Tony Booth 26 Martin Crowe 27 Jerry Lewis 28 Burt Reynolds 29 Valerie Harper 30 Pele 31 Geoffrey Bayldon

32 John Glenn 33Alan Young 34 Peter Sarsted 35 John Noakes 36 Bernard Fox 37 Jacques Rivette 38 Nexhmije Hoxha 39 Stepehn Hawking 40 Hywel Bennet 41Than Shwe

42 Sinead O'Connor 43 Val Kilmer 44 Mary Tyler Moore 45 Jimmy Greaves 46 Norman Lloyd 47 Lupita Tovar 48 Pat Priest 49 Sean Connery 50 Mark Eden

 

 

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 09:41 PM

McDonalds, I remember when the first one opened in Glasgow and some friends & I got a burger on the way home from a concert, it was disgusting, I could have sworn that they had put strawberry jam on it instead of ketchup :D . There is one in our local shopping centre and the smell from it follows you all over the place, it really turns my stomach.

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 09:43 PM

How long have you got?

Probably top of my list would be...students.

I hate them. They think they are so great. They swam about the place as if society owes them something. Especially Politics students - they are the worst. One guy in my class was a member of the junior labour party and he was 'bigging up' Tony Blair at every F*****g tutorial.
There's also the girl with the permanet pout and the funny walk - a real life Mrs. Vandacamp if ever I saw one.
Nerdy students also get on my nerves, one imparticular. A ginger German student who looked like a chipmonk and sounded American. She held a fullblown arguement/debate over the meaning of clauses of the French constitution. What a cow.
Lastly, there is sandal boy. He has so little fashion sense that he was wearing sandels in the beginning of February when we had inches of snow lying.

God I hate students. They piss me off!

I especially hate the ones who fall into the 'I am a student, I have to be drunk' group. Stop F*****g trying to be wacky and outrageous! It's not cool! You go out every night and complain that you're poor. You are at university for Christ sake, have some logic.

Dreadful People!

(I know I'm a student myself. What can I say? I must be a self loathing person :D ).

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 09:46 PM

The British public transport system. The British are to management what the Italians are to armies. :D

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 09:54 PM

God I hate students. They piss me off!

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 09:58 PM

God I hate students. They piss me off!

:D


I hate most students - who behave in the way listed above...

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Martin Crowe, Gordon Banks, Liz Smith, Glen Campbell, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Peter Sallis, Winnie Ewing, Howard Marks, Ronald King, Robert Mugabe, Helmut Kohl, Arthur Scargill, Valerie Harper, Lady Saltoun of Abernethy, Lord Snowdon, Paula Tilbrook, Rev Billy Graham, Clive James, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Desmond Tutu, Denis Norden, Bhumibol Abdulyadej, Eric Lubbock, Sir Bruce Forsyth, Fidel Castro, Ray Edgar Killen, Hosni Mubarak, Dickie Bird, Muhammed Ali, Ian Brady, Bob Dole, Abdelaziz Bouteflika, George H. W. Bush, Nancy Reagan, Gay Byrne, Mohammed Al-Fayed, Henry Sandon, Sheila Sim, Dame Vera Lynn, Stuart Hall, Sir Roger Bannister, Prince Philip, Mary Wilson, Pope Benedict XVI, Stephen Hawking, Jim Bowen, Grand Duke Jean, Kirk Douglas, Murray Walker, Jimmy Carter.

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 09:58 PM

God I hate students. They piss me off!

:D


Double ;)

Fits nicely with Lady G's though. To defend McDonalds, I'd say that it's hard to get a full meal for under $3 anywhere else in America. :D
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 10:02 PM

The world's ok as it is. No real need to send anything to Room 101. Live and let live, that's my motto.
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 10:02 PM

Ok...in that case I specifically hate students who attend the University of Abedeen.

They are vulgar and annoying.

(That ought to clear up the situation).

Shadow List 2016.

Martin Crowe, Gordon Banks, Liz Smith, Glen Campbell, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Peter Sallis, Winnie Ewing, Howard Marks, Ronald King, Robert Mugabe, Helmut Kohl, Arthur Scargill, Valerie Harper, Lady Saltoun of Abernethy, Lord Snowdon, Paula Tilbrook, Rev Billy Graham, Clive James, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Desmond Tutu, Denis Norden, Bhumibol Abdulyadej, Eric Lubbock, Sir Bruce Forsyth, Fidel Castro, Ray Edgar Killen, Hosni Mubarak, Dickie Bird, Muhammed Ali, Ian Brady, Bob Dole, Abdelaziz Bouteflika, George H. W. Bush, Nancy Reagan, Gay Byrne, Mohammed Al-Fayed, Henry Sandon, Sheila Sim, Dame Vera Lynn, Stuart Hall, Sir Roger Bannister, Prince Philip, Mary Wilson, Pope Benedict XVI, Stephen Hawking, Jim Bowen, Grand Duke Jean, Kirk Douglas, Murray Walker, Jimmy Carter.

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 10:10 PM

The world's ok as it is. No real need to send anything to Room 101. Live and let live, that's my motto.

Live and let live?

Do my eyes deceive me?

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 10:28 PM

people who ride their bikes on the pavement on Lower Regent Street, at 5:30 p.m., on a Thursday.

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 10:30 PM


God I hate students. They piss me off!

:D


I hate most students - who behave in the way listed above...


I feel your deep hate for these people. First of all, I would try to find some way to screw the political students over. Try and fix there grades, spread rumors that aren't true, make prank phone calls and threaten them. The sandal is another issue. Just be real about it and say 'Hey man why the F**k are you wearing sandals in February?

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 10:35 PM

Pan pipes.

And the people that play pan pipes.

Especially the people that play pan pipes in shopping centres.

And especially the bonebrained buffoons that stand around watching the people that play pan pipes in shopping centres.

Just stop it. Please.
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 10:44 PM

Strangely enough, I noticed the other day that my boss' office is room 101.

But seriously, what I intensely detest is the way the English call caffe latte "latté".

That f**ks me off beyond the bounds of human decency. It is pure ignorance.

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Posted 26 June 2006 - 10:44 PM

Weather forecasters who insist on giving their opinions about the weather.
They may find sunny weather "glorious" but not everybody likes it, just give me the facts not your sodding views.
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 10:52 PM

SUVs, especially on city streets. I don't get it. If you need a big car, buy a big
car, or, better yet , a truck. But why these huge dinosaurs on wheels that nobody
can seem to learn how to drive let alone park. Rant over.
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Posted 26 June 2006 - 11:01 PM

Weather forecasters who insist on giving their opinions about the weather.
They may find sunny weather "glorious" but not everybody likes it, just give me the facts not your sodding views.


I can relate to that TF, there is one particular weather forecaster on BBC Scotland whom I hate, Heather the weather, she has the most annoying grating voice, her catchphrase is 'Hello there', I only have to hear it and I am muting the TV, plus she is at her happiest when forecasting extreme bad weather :D .




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