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[time]

The FA.

Not content with pandering to the TV companies when scheduling the FA Cup semi-finals, they have announced the final will kick-off at 5:15.

[Josco]

Little bit of a work place whinge here... I am going to be off sick for 10 days after next Thursday 26th, (a small op on my right hand, thank you for asking) but the company has decided to make me redundant during this time. Mrs Josco v. upset, and I can't help wondering if I'll ever work again.

[Phantom]

Josco, on 17 April 2012 - 01:12 PM, said:

Little bit of a work place whinge here... I am going to be off sick for 10 days after next Thursday 26th, (a small op on my right hand, thank you for asking) but the company has decided to make me redundant during this time. Mrs Josco v. upset, and I can't help wondering if I'll ever work again.

Josco, sorry to hear that. Are they going to hire you back after the op and they're just looking for a way around paying you sick pay or are they just finding an excuse to lay people off?

[the_engineer]

Josco, on 17 April 2012 - 01:12 PM, said:

Little bit of a work place whinge here... I am going to be off sick for 10 days after next Thursday 26th, (a small op on my right hand, thank you for asking) but the company has decided to make me redundant during this time. Mrs Josco v. upset, and I can't help wondering if I'll ever work again.

You should check you rights they may not be able to lay you off like that . You could argue they only made you redundant because you got ill.

[the_engineer]

Britain's got talent and all other singing panel judge dancing ice skating z list celeb shows.

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The woman at the back of me who lets her dogs s##t in her yard and she just brushes it into the alley way allowing huge piles of it to build up to the point were you open your back door to get some fresh air only to breathe in and think you're in some slum in India.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson]

the_engineer, on 17 April 2012 - 07:11 PM, said:

Britain's got talent and all other singing panel judge dancing ice skating z list celeb shows.

newspapers


The woman at the back of me who lets her dogs s##t in her yard and she just brushes it into the alley way allowing huge piles of it to build up to the point were you open your back door to get some fresh air only to breathe in and think you're in some slum in India.

Just go round there and cut her head off and shit in her neck.
See how she likes that!!!

[Lard Bazaar]

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 17 April 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

the_engineer, on 17 April 2012 - 07:11 PM, said:

Britain's got talent and all other singing panel judge dancing ice skating z list celeb shows.

newspapers


The woman at the back of me who lets her dogs s##t in her yard and she just brushes it into the alley way allowing huge piles of it to build up to the point were you open your back door to get some fresh air only to breathe in and think you're in some slum in India.

Just go round there and cut her head off and shit in her neck.
See how she likes that!!!

Fuck me, judging by your picture, you've grown some hair since you last posted on here

[Lord Fellatio Nelson]

Lard Bazaar, on 17 April 2012 - 07:48 PM, said:

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 17 April 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

the_engineer, on 17 April 2012 - 07:11 PM, said:

Britain's got talent and all other singing panel judge dancing ice skating z list celeb shows.

newspapers


The woman at the back of me who lets her dogs s##t in her yard and she just brushes it into the alley way allowing huge piles of it to build up to the point were you open your back door to get some fresh air only to breathe in and think you're in some slum in India.

Just go round there and cut her head off and shit in her neck.
See how she likes that!!!

Fuck me, judging by your picture, you've grown some hair since you last posted on here

One word Lardy: Regaine
Brilliant stuff and, im sure, would work on balding minges too.
Give it a go.

[Lard Bazaar]

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 17 April 2012 - 07:52 PM, said:

Lard Bazaar, on 17 April 2012 - 07:48 PM, said:

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 17 April 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

the_engineer, on 17 April 2012 - 07:11 PM, said:

Britain's got talent and all other singing panel judge dancing ice skating z list celeb shows.

newspapers


The woman at the back of me who lets her dogs s##t in her yard and she just brushes it into the alley way allowing huge piles of it to build up to the point were you open your back door to get some fresh air only to breathe in and think you're in some slum in India.

Just go round there and cut her head off and shit in her neck.
See how she likes that!!!

Fuck me, judging by your picture, you've grown some hair since you last posted on here

One word Lardy: Regaine
Brilliant stuff and, im sure, would work on balding minges too.
Give it a go.

Love to, but due to excess guntage, I haven't been able to tend my lady-garden for some years now. It's like the Amazon fucking Rainforest down there. Dark, damp and full of creepy crawlies

[Lord Fellatio Nelson]

Lard Bazaar, on 17 April 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 17 April 2012 - 07:52 PM, said:

Lard Bazaar, on 17 April 2012 - 07:48 PM, said:

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 17 April 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

the_engineer, on 17 April 2012 - 07:11 PM, said:

Britain's got talent and all other singing panel judge dancing ice skating z list celeb shows.

newspapers


The woman at the back of me who lets her dogs s##t in her yard and she just brushes it into the alley way allowing huge piles of it to build up to the point were you open your back door to get some fresh air only to breathe in and think you're in some slum in India.

Just go round there and cut her head off and shit in her neck.
See how she likes that!!!

Fuck me, judging by your picture, you've grown some hair since you last posted on here

One word Lardy: Regaine
Brilliant stuff and, im sure, would work on balding minges too.
Give it a go.

Love to, but due to excess guntage, I haven't been able to tend my lady-garden for some years now. It's like the Amazon fucking Rainforest down there. Dark, damp and full of creepy crawlies

Blimey!!
You want to get yourself one of these, Lardy.

It may not eat every creepy crawlie in your rainforest but, wiv a tongue like that, you wont give a shit anyway!!

[the_engineer]

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 17 April 2012 - 10:22 PM, said:

Lard Bazaar, on 17 April 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 17 April 2012 - 07:52 PM, said:

Lard Bazaar, on 17 April 2012 - 07:48 PM, said:

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 17 April 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

the_engineer, on 17 April 2012 - 07:11 PM, said:

Britain's got talent and all other singing panel judge dancing ice skating z list celeb shows.

newspapers


The woman at the back of me who lets her dogs s##t in her yard and she just brushes it into the alley way allowing huge piles of it to build up to the point were you open your back door to get some fresh air only to breathe in and think you're in some slum in India.

Just go round there and cut her head off and shit in her neck.
See how she likes that!!!

Fuck me, judging by your picture, you've grown some hair since you last posted on here

One word Lardy: Regaine
Brilliant stuff and, im sure, would work on balding minges too.
Give it a go.

Love to, but due to excess guntage, I haven't been able to tend my lady-garden for some years now. It's like the Amazon fucking Rainforest down there. Dark, damp and full of creepy crawlies

Blimey!!
You want to get yourself one of these, Lardy.

It may not eat every creepy crawlie in your rainforest but, wiv a tongue like that, you wont give a shit anyway!!

I would but she is 6 foot 5 and 18 stone .

[Lord Fellatio Nelson]

the_engineer, on 18 April 2012 - 07:39 AM, said:

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 17 April 2012 - 10:22 PM, said:

Lard Bazaar, on 17 April 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 17 April 2012 - 07:52 PM, said:

Lard Bazaar, on 17 April 2012 - 07:48 PM, said:

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 17 April 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

the_engineer, on 17 April 2012 - 07:11 PM, said:

Britain's got talent and all other singing panel judge dancing ice skating z list celeb shows.

newspapers


The woman at the back of me who lets her dogs s##t in her yard and she just brushes it into the alley way allowing huge piles of it to build up to the point were you open your back door to get some fresh air only to breathe in and think you're in some slum in India.

Just go round there and cut her head off and shit in her neck.
See how she likes that!!!

Fuck me, judging by your picture, you've grown some hair since you last posted on here

One word Lardy: Regaine
Brilliant stuff and, im sure, would work on balding minges too.
Give it a go.

Love to, but due to excess guntage, I haven't been able to tend my lady-garden for some years now. It's like the Amazon fucking Rainforest down there. Dark, damp and full of creepy crawlies

Blimey!!
You want to get yourself one of these, Lardy.

It may not eat every creepy crawlie in your rainforest but, wiv a tongue like that, you wont give a shit anyway!!

I would but she is 6 foot 5 and 18 stone .

Er, I dont suppose you met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry cola, C-O-L-A COLA.......

[Madame Defarge]

^
Monsieur, do you 'ave a license for that minkey?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson]

David, on 26 April 2012 - 03:35 PM, said:

time, on 10 March 2010 - 07:39 PM, said:

Lard Bazaar, on Mar 10 2010, 07:27 PM, said:

David, on Mar 10 2010, 06:58 PM, said:

Lady Grendel, on Oct 7 2009, 08:36 PM, said:

Spending the day shivering in your office because the heating has packed in just when you're coming down with flu, no doubt it'll be worse tomorrow when the sneezing really kicks in .

Believe me, if you have got the flu, you shouldn't be at work. Half the porters on our ward have got it because one of us - (no, not me) came to work when she had the flu. It shot round the ward.

Wise words Dave.

...even if 5 months too late!

Lady Grendel, you sound like just the type I'd have as a girlfriend - if I didn't already have one. I'm sorry if my quote about avoiding the flu was a bit late - my comp had bust. If you feel at all ill, you should immediately stay off work. Pardon me, but are you a lawyer or a solicitor? At the hospital I work at the bosses are very understanding if we get sick - if one of us so much as sneezes the Sister lets us stay off. Unfortunately that hasn't always been heeded - one of the nurses had the norovirus and she came to work - but we were lucky - none of the patients got it. Is your boss compassionate when one of you gets sick? A cough, a sniffle, a sneeze or even a blow of the nose gets us sent home on suspicion of a cold.

Responding to two year old posts makes you a Grade A Bell End.
Congratulations.

[Lard Bazaar]

Lord Fellatio Nelson, on 26 April 2012 - 06:51 PM, said:

David, on 26 April 2012 - 03:35 PM, said:

time, on 10 March 2010 - 07:39 PM, said:

Lard Bazaar, on Mar 10 2010, 07:27 PM, said:

David, on Mar 10 2010, 06:58 PM, said:

Lady Grendel, on Oct 7 2009, 08:36 PM, said:

Spending the day shivering in your office because the heating has packed in just when you're coming down with flu, no doubt it'll be worse tomorrow when the sneezing really kicks in .

Believe me, if you have got the flu, you shouldn't be at work. Half the porters on our ward have got it because one of us - (no, not me) came to work when she had the flu. It shot round the ward.

Wise words Dave.

...even if 5 months too late!

Lady Grendel, you sound like just the type I'd have as a girlfriend - if I didn't already have one. I'm sorry if my quote about avoiding the flu was a bit late - my comp had bust. If you feel at all ill, you should immediately stay off work. Pardon me, but are you a lawyer or a solicitor? At the hospital I work at the bosses are very understanding if we get sick - if one of us so much as sneezes the Sister lets us stay off. Unfortunately that hasn't always been heeded - one of the nurses had the norovirus and she came to work - but we were lucky - none of the patients got it. Is your boss compassionate when one of you gets sick? A cough, a sniffle, a sneeze or even a blow of the nose gets us sent home on suspicion of a cold.

Responding to two year old posts makes you a Grade A Bell End.
Congratulations.

Au contraire - someone that can remember years down the line which days his computer was bust has a real talent. I bet he can also remember details of every wank he's ever had, whether he used Kleenex, a sock, a T shirt or the curtains, and whether he was thinking about his mummy or Deirdre Barlow at the time. He's like fucking Rain Man.

[Lard Bazaar]

Getting fucking old.

My smallest child turned 15 today. My delightful boyfriend pointed out 'just think, that means next year she'll be 16, Eldest will be 20 and you'll be 40'. Yeh. Thanks for that. How about fucking the fuck off?

On the plus side, she does think I'm a living legend as for her birthday I managed to secure her tickets to see those musical genii One Direction. She nearly pissed my bed when she opened her card.

[the_engineer]

Lard Bazaar, on 19 May 2012 - 06:03 PM, said:

Getting fucking old.

My smallest child turned 15 today. My delightful boyfriend pointed out 'just think, that means next year she'll be 16, Eldest will be 20 and you'll be 40'. Yeh. Thanks for that. How about fucking the fuck off?

On the plus side, she does think I'm a living legend as for her birthday I managed to secure her tickets to see those musical genii One Direction. She nearly pissed my bed when she opened her card.

aww i can't wait to become a dad one day , they say its one of the few things in life that actually live up and surpass the hype .

[Lard Bazaar]

the_engineer, on 19 May 2012 - 11:33 PM, said:

Lard Bazaar, on 19 May 2012 - 06:03 PM, said:

Getting fucking old.

My smallest child turned 15 today. My delightful boyfriend pointed out 'just think, that means next year she'll be 16, Eldest will be 20 and you'll be 40'. Yeh. Thanks for that. How about fucking the fuck off?

On the plus side, she does think I'm a living legend as for her birthday I managed to secure her tickets to see those musical genii One Direction. She nearly pissed my bed when she opened her card.

aww i can't wait to become a dad one day , they say its one of the few things in life that actually live up and surpass the hype .

At the risk of sounding totally cheesemongous, being a parent means that you will, throughout your life, experience every single emotion there is to experience. Kids make you laugh and cry, they make you shout, they make you worry, they make you feel the strongest love you ever felt, they make you tired, they make you skint, they make you think that you are going completely fucking mental, they make you wonder why you ever bothered, and then they make you wonder why you don't have 'just one more'......and then you very quickly forget about that idea because you remember that you actually like sleeping and not being covered in vomit and poo.

But the look on their little faces when you've got them One Direction tickets makes your heart swell. And then you remember that you've got to sit outside the NEC for five hours while they're in there screaming like total lunatics, and then have a two hour drive back home with two teenage girls who will smell of urine, and whose only vocabulary will be 'OMG, WHATEVER, LOL, LIKE, TOTES AMAZEBALLS'.

I recommend it