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#2601 Madame Defarge

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 04:10 AM

Is it possible to un-invent something? If so could someone please un-invent coconut shrimp?

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 04:29 AM

People who insist on tailgaiting other drivers at 60mph.
Although I have to confess developing a smug look on my face when a mile down the road I see them in a ditch after they've been speeding along in snowy and icy conditions like today
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#2603 welshman

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 02:05 PM

Groups of people who insist on walking 2 or 3 across towards you, on a pavement wide enough for 2 or 3....GRRRRRR
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 04:47 PM

Groups of people who insist on walking 2 or 3 across towards you, on a pavement wide enough for 2 or 3....GRRRRRR


Half Man Half Biscuit did a song about that. I'll have to dig it out to remember what song it is.

edited to say the track is L'enfer C'est Les Autres.
It's off their album 90 Bisodol (Crimond)

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 02:33 PM

The mechanic who scraped the paint on my motorbike.He laughed as he did that - but I got my own back - he's paying the 40 quid.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 09:32 PM

Personalised car number plates
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 04:14 AM

Personalised car number plates


There's one car I see a few times a week with the license plate "2CUTE4U"
I pulled up alongside them at the lights one day, looked across and then thought "seriously?"

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Jean Alexander, Muhammed Ali, Daisy Berkowitz, Tom "Dynamite Kid" Billington, Ian Brady, George H.W Bush, Jacques Chirac, Beverly Cleary, George Cole, Liz Dawn, Little Jimmy Dickens, Bob Dole, Clarissa Eden, Janet Fielding, June Foray, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Gaston Glock, Billy Graham, "Superstar" Billy Graham, Joao Havelange, Lauren Hill, Patricia Hitchcock, Clive James, B.B. King, Helmut Kohl, Stephen Lewis, Jerry Maren, Sylvia Miles, Al Molinaro, Mary Tyler Moore, Hosni Mubarak, Robert Mugabe, Les Munro, Leonard Nimoy, Denis Norden, Maureen O'Hara, Jimmy Perry, Leslie Phillips, Nancy Reagan, Don Rickles, Sonny Rollins, Peter Sallis, Helmut Schmidt, Sam Simon, Dudley Simpson, Ian St. John, Percy Sledge, Peter Sutcliffe, Peter Vaughan, Chris Woodhead

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DDP 2014 4/20 - Joint 71st , DDP 2013 11/20 - Joint 24th, DDP 2012 8/20 - Joint 47th
 


#2608 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 05:57 PM


Personalised car number plates


There's one car I see a few times a week with the license plate "2CUTE4U"
I pulled up alongside them at the lights one day, looked across and then thought "seriously?"


Always the way. There is a lady in my town who drives some sporty thing, and the plate is something like 444HOT - she looks like Olive from On The Buses. There is also a middle aged man with one that incorporates the word BEAST - he just looks like a TW4T.

Having said all that, I did used to own a personal number plate linked to a business, but it was initials, not made up into a dumb word like L4RD.

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 06:13 PM



Personalised car number plates


There's one car I see a few times a week with the license plate "2CUTE4U"
I pulled up alongside them at the lights one day, looked across and then thought "seriously?"


Always the way. There is a lady in my town who drives some sporty thing, and the plate is something like 444HOT - she looks like Olive from On The Buses.


Maybe 444 is her actual age and if it is, she could be considered hot. Or in the year 444 she might pass for that.

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Lauren Hilljoker.gif, Little Jimmy Dickens, Sylvia Miles, Liz Dawn, Joao Havelenge, Sam Simon, Chris Woodhead, Billy Graham, Daisy Berkowitz, Stephen Lewis, Jimmy Perry, Peter Sutcliffe, Ian Brady, Peter Vaughan, John Stephenson, Jerry Maren, Ian St. John, Patricia Hitchcock, Robert M. Pirsig, Nancy Reagan

 

2015 Shadow List

7/50

Jean Alexander, Muhammed Ali, Daisy Berkowitz, Tom "Dynamite Kid" Billington, Ian Brady, George H.W Bush, Jacques Chirac, Beverly Cleary, George Cole, Liz Dawn, Little Jimmy Dickens, Bob Dole, Clarissa Eden, Janet Fielding, June Foray, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Gaston Glock, Billy Graham, "Superstar" Billy Graham, Joao Havelange, Lauren Hill, Patricia Hitchcock, Clive James, B.B. King, Helmut Kohl, Stephen Lewis, Jerry Maren, Sylvia Miles, Al Molinaro, Mary Tyler Moore, Hosni Mubarak, Robert Mugabe, Les Munro, Leonard Nimoy, Denis Norden, Maureen O'Hara, Jimmy Perry, Leslie Phillips, Nancy Reagan, Don Rickles, Sonny Rollins, Peter Sallis, Helmut Schmidt, Sam Simon, Dudley Simpson, Ian St. John, Percy Sledge, Peter Sutcliffe, Peter Vaughan, Chris Woodhead

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DDP 2014 4/20 - Joint 71st , DDP 2013 11/20 - Joint 24th, DDP 2012 8/20 - Joint 47th
 


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Posted 01 February 2012 - 09:59 PM

The new BBC Sports frontpage. Its as bad as a 1980s Coventry City away kit.

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 10:02 PM

The new BBC Sports frontpage. Its as bad as a 1980s Coventry City away kit.


Was away to post the exact same thing. Except for the Coventry reference. Its horrible. Bring back the old website

#2612 Banshees Scream

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 10:54 PM

An invention can only be uninvented if it was invented and then kept secret from the world. Personalized license plates? Right I agree Phantom, you didn't know your Dentist thought that way (someone like that). And changes to websites, of course. What did the old one look like? ..

#2613 Paul Bearer

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 11:20 PM

An invention can only be uninvented if it was invented and then kept secret from the world.


Like water engines for cars? (Autos)
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 11:12 AM


An invention can only be uninvented if it was invented and then kept secret from the world.


Like water engines for cars? (Autos)


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#2615 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 02:31 PM

Spoilt little brats. They actually make me want to vomit. Yes, so you got hundreds of pounds from your other relatives, so my measly twenty quid might look shit, but it's universally known that I'm skint, and a thank you would be nice. I don't want fireworks and medals, just a simple 'thank you'. But no, nothing. You can have a fucking shower gel gift pack next time and like it, you spoilt little bitch.

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 04:59 PM

Spoilt little brats. They actually make me want to vomit. Yes, so you got hundreds of pounds from your other relatives, so my measly twenty quid might look shit, but it's universally known that I'm skint, and a thank you would be nice. I don't want fireworks and medals, just a simple 'thank you'. But no, nothing. You can have a fucking shower gel gift pack next time and like it, you spoilt little bitch.


Buy her tub of clearasil next year. Assuming she's a teen, it'd be the best revenge present ever...

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#2617 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 08:04 PM


Spoilt little brats. They actually make me want to vomit. Yes, so you got hundreds of pounds from your other relatives, so my measly twenty quid might look shit, but it's universally known that I'm skint, and a thank you would be nice. I don't want fireworks and medals, just a simple 'thank you'. But no, nothing. You can have a fucking shower gel gift pack next time and like it, you spoilt little bitch.


Buy her tub of clearasil next year. Assuming she's a teen, it'd be the best revenge present ever...


She is a teen, you're right. But if the rest of her female family are anything to go by, I'll be buying her a 'Happy Mother's Day' card next year......
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#2618 Windsor

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 01:03 PM

It's nice to see a proportionate response in the media regarding Capello's resignation...is it really that big a deal?

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Sam Simon, Robert Mugabe, Bhumibol Abdulyadej, Rob Ford, Bob Dole, Muhammed Ali, Qaboos bin Sa'id, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Ian Brady, Peter Sutcliffe, Clive James, Caroline Aherne, Abdelaziz Bouteflika, George H. W. Bush, Nancy Reagan, Greville Janner, Rev Billy Graham, Henry Sandon, Sheila Sim, Desmond Tutu, Jean Alexander, Leon Brittan, Prince Philip, Sir Roger Bannister, Sir Albert McQuarrie, Mary Wilson, Pope Benedict XVI, Pope Francis, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Sir Christopher Lee, Stephen Hawking, Harlan Ellison, Jim Bowen, Fidel Castro, Grand Duke Jean, Kirk Douglas, Denis Healey, Valerie Harper, Ken Dodd, Sir Nicholas Winton, Jalal Talabani, Vera Lynn, Murray Walker, Lord Snowdon, Flora Fraser, Tariq Aziz, Bill Cosby, Liz Smith, Liz Dawn, Daisy Berkowitz.

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 03:22 PM

It's nice to see a proportionate response in the media regarding Capello's resignation...is it really that big a deal?


Oh good, I'm on the lookout for a job. Maybe I should apply

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DDP 2015 - 4/20

Lauren Hilljoker.gif, Little Jimmy Dickens, Sylvia Miles, Liz Dawn, Joao Havelenge, Sam Simon, Chris Woodhead, Billy Graham, Daisy Berkowitz, Stephen Lewis, Jimmy Perry, Peter Sutcliffe, Ian Brady, Peter Vaughan, John Stephenson, Jerry Maren, Ian St. John, Patricia Hitchcock, Robert M. Pirsig, Nancy Reagan

 

2015 Shadow List

7/50

Jean Alexander, Muhammed Ali, Daisy Berkowitz, Tom "Dynamite Kid" Billington, Ian Brady, George H.W Bush, Jacques Chirac, Beverly Cleary, George Cole, Liz Dawn, Little Jimmy Dickens, Bob Dole, Clarissa Eden, Janet Fielding, June Foray, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Gaston Glock, Billy Graham, "Superstar" Billy Graham, Joao Havelange, Lauren Hill, Patricia Hitchcock, Clive James, B.B. King, Helmut Kohl, Stephen Lewis, Jerry Maren, Sylvia Miles, Al Molinaro, Mary Tyler Moore, Hosni Mubarak, Robert Mugabe, Les Munro, Leonard Nimoy, Denis Norden, Maureen O'Hara, Jimmy Perry, Leslie Phillips, Nancy Reagan, Don Rickles, Sonny Rollins, Peter Sallis, Helmut Schmidt, Sam Simon, Dudley Simpson, Ian St. John, Percy Sledge, Peter Sutcliffe, Peter Vaughan, Chris Woodhead

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DDP 2014 4/20 - Joint 71st , DDP 2013 11/20 - Joint 24th, DDP 2012 8/20 - Joint 47th
 


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Posted 13 February 2012 - 05:49 PM

People who continually post depressing things on facebook.

There is one person on my friend's list (former colleague) who never stops posting about how dreadful cancer is, who likes to highlight 'support' pages for dying kids, who frequently shares pictures of abused animals for awareness purposes, and who five minutes ago shared a picture of an abandoned baby in a bin.

I think I'd rather live in ignorance - I'd certainly be a lot less depressed were it not for her.

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Sam Simon, Robert Mugabe, Bhumibol Abdulyadej, Rob Ford, Bob Dole, Muhammed Ali, Qaboos bin Sa'id, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Ian Brady, Peter Sutcliffe, Clive James, Caroline Aherne, Abdelaziz Bouteflika, George H. W. Bush, Nancy Reagan, Greville Janner, Rev Billy Graham, Henry Sandon, Sheila Sim, Desmond Tutu, Jean Alexander, Leon Brittan, Prince Philip, Sir Roger Bannister, Sir Albert McQuarrie, Mary Wilson, Pope Benedict XVI, Pope Francis, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Sir Christopher Lee, Stephen Hawking, Harlan Ellison, Jim Bowen, Fidel Castro, Grand Duke Jean, Kirk Douglas, Denis Healey, Valerie Harper, Ken Dodd, Sir Nicholas Winton, Jalal Talabani, Vera Lynn, Murray Walker, Lord Snowdon, Flora Fraser, Tariq Aziz, Bill Cosby, Liz Smith, Liz Dawn, Daisy Berkowitz.

2009: 13/50, 2010: 10/50, 2011: 9/50, 2012: 15/50, 2013:16/50, 2014: 10/50, 2015: 4/50 Winner of the 2010 Dustpool.




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