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#2621 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 08:24 PM

Why don't you start posting pictures of genital diseases and the like to her wall, she'll soon unfriend you instead, job done! I can heartily recommend a picture of Blue Waffle disease, it's enough to make anyone pour petrol in their eyes and set fire to their memory bank - once seen, never forgotten.

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 09:27 AM

The late John Thaw. What a horrible guy! I asked him for an autograph once and got a volley of swearing as a reply.A really horrible guy.

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 09:50 AM

The late John Thaw. What a horrible guy! I asked him for an autograph once and got a volley of swearing as a reply.A really horrible guy.

Fuck off you twat

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 02:24 PM

If you are his ghost, I hope you'll forgive my abrupt comment - but he did swear at me that time.I do apologise again for the remarks I made - but I do speak my mind.

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Posted 17 February 2012 - 02:28 PM

If you are his ghost, I hope you'll forgive my abrupt comment - but he did swear at me that time.I do apologise again for the remarks I made - but I do speak my mind.


Shut it you tart.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 10:52 AM

You must be his ghost - because that first comment you sent is exactly what he said when I asked him for an autograph. He was the most horrible guy.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 10:15 PM

I could forgive the trash he prints. I could forgive the illegality of his methods. I could even forgive the whole Milly Dowler thing.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 02:01 PM

People who work religion into everything and then brainwash their children with it.
I've got no problems with respecting other peoples' religious beliefs, but when I hear "Please and Thank You, are not magic words because God doesn't like magic" from the mouth of a 5 year-old, all I could was just shake my head and walk away.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's hilarious.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 03:54 PM

People who work religion into everything and then brainwash their children with it.
I've got no problems with respecting other peoples' religious beliefs, but when I hear "Please and Thank You, are not magic words because God doesn't like magic" from the mouth of a 5 year-old, all I could was just shake my head and walk away.


At least you showed you were the bigger man.

I, on the other hand, would've given'm a slap.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 08:34 PM


People who work religion into everything and then brainwash their children with it.
I've got no problems with respecting other peoples' religious beliefs, but when I hear "Please and Thank You, are not magic words because God doesn't like magic" from the mouth of a 5 year-old, all I could was just shake my head and walk away.


At least you showed you were the bigger man.

I, on the other hand, would've given'm a slap.


Well it was my daughter's best friend from school. I resist the temptation when her dad comes to collect her wearing a t-shirt that says "Organ Donor - I gave my heart to God"

It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's hilarious.

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Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix 4/20 - 55th

1. Joey Feek (joker), 2. Martin Crowe, 3.  Tony Booth, 4. Johan Cryuff, 5. Gordon Banks, 6. Jimmy Greaves, 7. Nancy Reagan, 8. Robert M. Pirsig, 9. Patricia Hitchcock, 10. Ian St. John, 11. Jerry Maren, 12. Peter Vaughan, 13. Ian Brady, 14. Peter Sutcliffe, 15. Jimmy Perry, 16. Daisy Berkowitz, 17. Billy Graham, 18. Jaoa Havelenge, 19. Liz Dawn, 20. Sylvia Miles

 

Sad Last Days (Theme Team) 1/20 - Joint 285th

1. Macaulay Culkin (Joker), 2, Zsa Zsa Gabor, 3. Sean Connory, 4. Roger Moore, 5.  Ursula Andress, 6. Kirk Douglas, 7. Angela Lansbury, 8. Mary Tyler Moore, 9. Linda Ronstadt, 10. Kenny Rogers, 11. James Caan, 12. Sophia Loren. 13.  George H.W. Bush, 14.  Doris Day, 15. Cher, 16. Jerry Lee Lewis, 17.  Nancy Reagan, 18. Burt Reynolds, 19 Muhammed Ali, 20. Bill Cosby

 

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Caroline Aherne, ean Alexander, Muhammed Ali, Rene Angelil, Gordon Banks,  Daisy Berkowitz, Tom "Dynamite Kid" Billington, Tony Booth, Ian Brady, George H.W Bush, Jacques Chirac, Beverly Cleary, Martin Crowe, Liz Dawn, Bob Dole, Clarissa Eden, Joey Feek, Janet Fielding, June Foray, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Gaston Glock, Billy Graham, "Superstar" Billy Graham, Jimmy Greaves, Rolf Harris, Joao Havelange, Patricia Hitchcock, Clare Hollingworth, Clive James, Helmut Kohl, Jerry Maren, Sylvia Miles, Joni Mitchell, Walter Mondale, Mary Tyler Moore, Hosni Mubarak, Robert Mugabe, Denis Norden, Jimmy Perry, Leslie Phillips, Nancy Reagan, Debbie Reynolds, Don Rickles, Sonny Rollins, Peter Sallis, Dudley Simpson, Ian St. John, Jackie Stallone, Peter Sutcliffe, Peter Vaughan.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 09:49 PM



People who work religion into everything and then brainwash their children with it.
I've got no problems with respecting other peoples' religious beliefs, but when I hear "Please and Thank You, are not magic words because God doesn't like magic" from the mouth of a 5 year-old, all I could was just shake my head and walk away.


At least you showed you were the bigger man.

I, on the other hand, would've given'm a slap.


Well it was my daughter's best friend from school. I resist the temptation when her dad comes to collect her wearing a t-shirt that says "Organ Donor - I gave my heart to God"


Isn't it ironic how most Christians think homosexuality is a sin, yet they tend to be the biggest fags you'll ever meet.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 11:41 PM




People who work religion into everything and then brainwash their children with it.
I've got no problems with respecting other peoples' religious beliefs, but when I hear "Please and Thank You, are not magic words because God doesn't like magic" from the mouth of a 5 year-old, all I could was just shake my head and walk away.


At least you showed you were the bigger man.

I, on the other hand, would've given'm a slap.


Well it was my daughter's best friend from school. I resist the temptation when her dad comes to collect her wearing a t-shirt that says "Organ Donor - I gave my heart to God"


Isn't it ironic how most Christians think homosexuality is a sin, yet they tend to be the biggest fags you'll ever meet.


Windsor as far as I know Fraserburgh stiil belongs to the United Kingdom and even if/when Alex Salmond cuts you adrift I hope and trust a fag in Scotland will remain what it is in England - something to be puffed, not shagged, behind the bike shed. However I assume a fag in New York would be quite happy to take a puff in the behind at the back of the aforementioned shed. As for the shag, well put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:30 AM

I could forgive the trash he prints. I could forgive the illegality of his methods. I could even forgive the whole Milly Dowler thing.

Murdoch must be destroyed!: http://www.bbc.co.uk...otland-17106365

Not sure what Murdoch's angle is on Scottish independence, but what ever it is will certainly be to his financial advantage.

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 01:01 PM

Today's entry in Room 101 is KPN, a Dutch telecommunication company and my digital TV provider. Half a year ago they did a Good Thing: they added BBC1 and BBC2 to the standard package. Now some imbecile there has ruined it: they added the Ceefax subtitles for the deaf as a feature you can't switch off, which makes watching the Beep unbearable, because I can't help reading the subtitles, that have a lag of several seconds to the spoken words.

I used to work for that company, but as far as I'm concerned KPN may die for this crime against TV enjoyment.

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#2635 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 06:52 PM

Southern Electric can suck my balls.

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 08:36 AM

Children. You work your balls off for them, night and day, your whole life revolves around them - I have sacrificed my once-a-fortnight no-kids Saturday morning filthy lay in at my betrothed's house, to come home and sit on the internet at 9am to try and get tickets for her to see One Fucking Direction. And the worst thing about it? She doesn't even know - I'm doing it as a surprise out of the goodness of my heart, so I can see her spotty little face light up on her birthday. I'm TOO good.

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 09:08 AM

My mother once queued up for Led Zeppelin tickets to stop me skiving off school to do so. Back in those dim and distant pre-internet days, it's what you had to do. I still can't quite believe she did that. There was a huge generation gap in terms of musical tastes back then, not like today when you see whole families going to a gig together.

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#2638 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 04:46 PM

Well, I got the tickets so that's guaranteed me the best nursing home in the country in my old age! But I can't tell her till her birthday - three months away!

Of course, in my day it was a case of begging the parents to sit on the phone waiting to get through to buy tickets for us on their credit card, me and my best mate would harrass one or other of our parents until they agreed. My dad even did a 100 mile round trip so me and two mates could go and see The Black Crowes in Bristol once - silly thing was I was 18 and had my own car, but he didn't want me driving into the centre of Bristol without him! The things we'll do to see a smile on the face of our offspring, eh?

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 06:57 PM

The things we'll do to see a smile on the face of our offspring, eh?


Indeed - during my sulky teenage days, my mother was almost permanently consigned to Room 101 but I let her out on that occasion :lol: Obviously would have been more fun to skip school and queue myself, but still.

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 12:59 AM

NHS agreeing to replacement joint surgery for people who are over 80 and most definitely senile. Apologies but this is a bit of a rant. My dad, who is nearly 81 and a star of a man, he has been slowly nosediving into what is called 'Senile Dementia', he is clear for Alzheimers but the degeneration is much the same. I'm sitting here most nights watching my dad forget what he has just watched on the telly, forget he'd just let the dog out, forget he'd just boiled the kettle for a cup of tea, forget he'd just kissed my mum (his wife of nearly 50 years) goodnight, forget he'd said goodnight to me and do it all again.

NHS seem to think he will be fine to have a new knee, we are not allowed to challenge this as we don't have Power of Attorney. They don't care that he won't have the mental wherewithall to undergo the physio. i can only hope that at some point in the next 4 weeks someone will listen to my concerns.




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