Here's the kung-fu kick that has got the Khazakstan player banned for life
The kick comes suddenly but is repeated in slo-mo just afterwards
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Posted 06 May 2011 - 07:05 AM
Magere Hein, on May 2 2011, 09:17 PM, said:
Venlo is a place best avoided. Chock-full of German drug buyerstourists, scene of the infamous Venlo Incident and to top it off: birthplace of Geert MussertWilders.
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regards,
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Actually it is literally quite a good dump as when I lived in Mönchengladbach I used to visit the junkyard in Venlo to get spare parts for my car, possibly the only good thing about the place.
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Posted 06 May 2011 - 11:04 AM
Hardly in the same league (heh heh) as the Kung Fu kick, but this is the worst missed sitter I've seen in ages.
Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.
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Posted 06 May 2011 - 06:52 PM
Paul Bearer, on May 5 2011, 09:48 PM, said:
I see Wrexham got humped in the 1st leg of the play offs 3-0. (Sorry if I spoilt it honez) No doubt Harrymcnallieswhotsit will be rejoicing. You both may meet again in another 2 seasons.
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Posted 07 May 2011 - 11:51 PM
welshman, on May 7 2011, 04:52 AM, said:
Paul Bearer, on May 5 2011, 09:48 PM, said:
I see Wrexham got humped in the 1st leg of the play offs 3-0. (Sorry if I spoilt it honez) No doubt Harrymcnallieswhotsit will be rejoicing. You both may meet again in another 2 seasons.
I just hope it's not the last game (ever) for the once mighty Wrexham. I really fear for the club's future with the off-field circus that's going on at the moment.
I'm hoping for a better, at least credible, performance now the pressure's off.
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 04:52 PM
The wonderful world of FIFA:
Sepp Blatter, FIFA president for 12 years unopposed is challenged for presidency by Bin Hammam of Oman.
Kingmaker in these elections is the belligerent vice-President, Jack Warner.
One of Blatter's acolytes, Chuck Blazer, makes a series of allegations of corruption towards Warner and Hammam.
Hammam counters with allegations towards Blatter of improper conduct.
FIFA announce investigation into both sets of allegations.
Hammam withdraws from FIFA presidency election.
FIFA exonerate Blatter.
Blatter wins presidency unopposed.
All fair and proper, I hope you agree...
Sepp Blatter, FIFA president for 12 years unopposed is challenged for presidency by Bin Hammam of Oman.
Kingmaker in these elections is the belligerent vice-President, Jack Warner.
One of Blatter's acolytes, Chuck Blazer, makes a series of allegations of corruption towards Warner and Hammam.
Hammam counters with allegations towards Blatter of improper conduct.
FIFA announce investigation into both sets of allegations.
Hammam withdraws from FIFA presidency election.
FIFA exonerate Blatter.
Blatter wins presidency unopposed.
All fair and proper, I hope you agree...
Derby Dead Pool showrunner...
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 07:16 PM
themaninblack, on May 29 2011, 05:52 PM, said:
The wonderful world of FIFA:
Sepp Blatter, FIFA president for 12 years unopposed is challenged for presidency by Bin Hammam of Oman.
Kingmaker in these elections is the belligerent vice-President, Jack Warner.
One of Blatter's acolytes, Chuck Blazer, makes a series of allegations of corruption towards Warner and Hammam.
Hammam counters with allegations towards Blatter of improper conduct.
FIFA announce investigation into both sets of allegations.
Hammam withdraws from FIFA presidency election.
FIFA exonerate Blatter.
Blatter wins presidency unopposed.
All fair and proper, I hope you agree...
Sepp Blatter, FIFA president for 12 years unopposed is challenged for presidency by Bin Hammam of Oman.
Kingmaker in these elections is the belligerent vice-President, Jack Warner.
One of Blatter's acolytes, Chuck Blazer, makes a series of allegations of corruption towards Warner and Hammam.
Hammam counters with allegations towards Blatter of improper conduct.
FIFA announce investigation into both sets of allegations.
Hammam withdraws from FIFA presidency election.
FIFA exonerate Blatter.
Blatter wins presidency unopposed.
All fair and proper, I hope you agree...
Of course it is fair. One man... one vote... one candidate. That way there noone can vote for the wrong crook by mistake. FIFA make Nigerian elections look bona fide.
DL for 2013 - Most are common knowledge with a couple of left fielders - 7 will be a good effort (30%)
Gene Wilder, Dick Van Dyke, Prince Phillip, Fidel Castro,Margaret Thatcher, Ronnie Biggs, Billy Graham, Ariel Sharon, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Pierre Cardin, Clive James, Micky Rooney, Jerry Lewis, Mohammed Ali, Nancy Reagan, Peter Sutcliffe, Larry King, George Bush Snr +/or Barbara Bush (Joker ), Nelson Mandela, Joe Kinnear
Music Biz Sub Plot - to make the numbers up - I'm hoping 4 (about average 25%)
Berry Gordy, Fats Domino, Candi Staton, Harry Belafonte, Tony Bennett, BB King, Little Richard, Sonny Rollins, Gloria Gaynor (she might survive), Willie Nelson, Tony Iommi, Bobby Womack, Ray Price, Eddie Van Halen (Joker), Michael Bluestein
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Gene Wilder, Dick Van Dyke, Prince Phillip, Fidel Castro,
Music Biz Sub Plot - to make the numbers up - I'm hoping 4 (about average 25%)
Berry Gordy, Fats Domino, Candi Staton, Harry Belafonte, Tony Bennett, BB King, Little Richard, Sonny Rollins, Gloria Gaynor (she might survive), Willie Nelson, Tony Iommi, Bobby Womack, Ray Price, Eddie Van Halen (Joker), Michael Bluestein
Wild Card Entry = One of the old boys, collared in 2012 (or getting collared in 2013) for the kiddy fiddling / *BBC scandal
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Posted 01 June 2011 - 10:50 PM
I loved the clip of ol Sepp getting the flowers for his acceptance speech. I thought he was going to well up in surprise - all oscars style. And some of the crap he spewed out was gilt edged. He is one deluded dickhead that is definite
DL for 2013 - Most are common knowledge with a couple of left fielders - 7 will be a good effort (30%)
Gene Wilder, Dick Van Dyke, Prince Phillip, Fidel Castro,Margaret Thatcher, Ronnie Biggs, Billy Graham, Ariel Sharon, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Pierre Cardin, Clive James, Micky Rooney, Jerry Lewis, Mohammed Ali, Nancy Reagan, Peter Sutcliffe, Larry King, George Bush Snr +/or Barbara Bush (Joker ), Nelson Mandela, Joe Kinnear
Music Biz Sub Plot - to make the numbers up - I'm hoping 4 (about average 25%)
Berry Gordy, Fats Domino, Candi Staton, Harry Belafonte, Tony Bennett, BB King, Little Richard, Sonny Rollins, Gloria Gaynor (she might survive), Willie Nelson, Tony Iommi, Bobby Womack, Ray Price, Eddie Van Halen (Joker), Michael Bluestein
Wild Card Entry = One of the old boys, collared in 2012 (or getting collared in 2013) for the kiddy fiddling / *BBC scandal
Gene Wilder, Dick Van Dyke, Prince Phillip, Fidel Castro,
Music Biz Sub Plot - to make the numbers up - I'm hoping 4 (about average 25%)
Berry Gordy, Fats Domino, Candi Staton, Harry Belafonte, Tony Bennett, BB King, Little Richard, Sonny Rollins, Gloria Gaynor (she might survive), Willie Nelson, Tony Iommi, Bobby Womack, Ray Price, Eddie Van Halen (Joker), Michael Bluestein
Wild Card Entry = One of the old boys, collared in 2012 (or getting collared in 2013) for the kiddy fiddling / *BBC scandal
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Posted 04 June 2011 - 12:07 PM
2013 DDP Team: John Bardon; Dora Bryan; Emile Ford; John Glenn; Eldon Griffiths; Bernard Haitink; Gerald Harper; Patricia Knatchbull; Francis Matthews; Sheila Mercier; Les Munro; Pete Murray; Peter O'Toole; I. M. Pei; Nosher Powell; Dudley Simpson; Mike Stoller; Margaret Thatcher(Joker); Peter Wyngarde; Jimmy Young.
2013 DDP Theme Team 1: Ronald Atkins, Ron Braunstein, Ron Brown, Ronald Chesney, Ronald Coase, Ronnie Walter Cunningham, Ronnie Dawson, Ronald Baron Fearn, Ron Flowers, Ronnie Gilbert, Ronald Harwood, Ronald Hines, Ron Isley, Ronnie Masterson, Ronnie Moore, Ronald Pellar, Ronnie Ronalde, Ron Smith, Ronald Stevenson, Ron Suart (Joker)
2013 DDP Theme Team 2: Roger Alton, Roger Angell, Sir Roger Bannister, Roger Cook, Roger Corman, Roger Daltrey,Roger Ebert, Roger Etchegaray, Sir Roger Moore, Sir Roger Norrington, Sir Roger Penrose(Joker), Roger Protz, Roger Sainsbury, Roger Sloman, Roger Smith, Roger Spottiswood, Roger Squires, Roger Staubach, Roger Taylor, Roger Whitaker
Deathrace 2013 Team: Glen Campbell, Henry Kissinger, George Shultz (Joker), Fidel Castro, Stan Lee, Helmut Schmidt, Nelson Mandela, Jerry Lewis, Sidney Poitier, Maximilian Schell, Fats Domino, BB King,Ray Harryhausen, Pierre Cardin, Jiroemon Kimura .
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Posted 04 June 2011 - 01:39 PM
time, on Jun 4 2011, 02:07 PM, said:
regards,
Hein
DDP 2013 team The Grey Horde:
Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud,Giulio Andreotti, Hugo Chávez, Jacques Chirac, Felix Dennis, Bonnie Franklin
, Damon Harris, Clive James, Wojciech Jaruzelski, Jiroemon Kimura, Helmut Kohl, Manisha Koirala, Nelson Mandela, Bruno Metsu, Rochus Misch, Robert Mugabe, Julie Newmar, Chopper Read, Sister Wendy, Tito Vilanova
DDP 2013 theme team Minions of Xuleneb:
Theo Bos, Albert II of Belgium, Beatrix of the Netherlands, Corry Brokken, Dick Bruna, Raymond Ceulemans, Godfried Cardinal Danneels, Mark Eyskens, Fabiola of Belgium, John Fentener van Vlissingen, Gerard Helders, Jacky Ickx, Jan Janssen, Jean of Luxembourg, Piet de Jong, Kees Rijvers, Wim Ruska, "Toots" Thielemans, Martinus Veltman, Geert Wilders
Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud,
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Posted 04 June 2011 - 11:20 PM
Magere Hein, on Jun 4 2011, 02:39 PM, said:
time, on Jun 4 2011, 02:07 PM, said:
regards,
Hein
you beat me to that comment!
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Posted 16 June 2011 - 09:37 PM
Exeter City have just signed goalie Lenny Pidgeley, a move creating much mirth amongst fans of his former club in Carlisle. The man's ability to "do a job" for clubs based miles away from London has been compromised in the past by his dual fondness for driving flash cars and drinking alcohol.
Keep us posted DDT, the consensus at Carlisle could be summed up with the words "Waste of space."
Keep us posted DDT, the consensus at Carlisle could be summed up with the words "Waste of space."
Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:35 PM
I couldn't help chortling when I watched this video of a River Plate fan reacting badly to watching his team getting relegated on TV. 
What are heavy? Sea-sand and sorrow;
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What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth;
What are deep? The ocean and truth.
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What are brief? Today and tomorrow;
What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth;
What are deep? The ocean and truth.
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 09:01 PM
honez, on May 8 2011, 12:51 AM, said:
welshman, on May 7 2011, 04:52 AM, said:
Paul Bearer, on May 5 2011, 09:48 PM, said:
I see Wrexham got humped in the 1st leg of the play offs 3-0. (Sorry if I spoilt it honez) No doubt Harrymcnallieswhotsit will be rejoicing. You both may meet again in another 2 seasons.
I just hope it's not the last game (ever) for the once mighty Wrexham. I really fear for the club's future with the off-field circus that's going on at the moment.
I'm hoping for a better, at least credible, performance now the pressure's off.
Here's a penny for your thoughts; incidentally, you may keep the change
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Posted 03 August 2011 - 10:17 PM
Derby Dead Pool showrunner...
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
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Posted 09 August 2011 - 07:43 PM
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 10:00 PM
DevonDeathTrip, on Oct 17 2010, 10:38 PM, said:
maryportfuncity, on Oct 17 2010, 06:51 PM, said:
I can't wait for next season's Merseyside Derby!
Liverpool v Tranmere Rovers.
Liverpool v Tranmere Rovers.
I'm seriously tempted to bet on Exeter playing Liverpool in the Championship next season. Very reasonable odds at 294/1.
Exeter have just drawn Liverpool at home in the 2nd round of the Carling Cup.
What are heavy? Sea-sand and sorrow;
What are brief? Today and tomorrow;
What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth;
What are deep? The ocean and truth.
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What are brief? Today and tomorrow;
What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth;
What are deep? The ocean and truth.
Christina Rossetti
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 10:12 PM
DevonDeathTrip, on Aug 11 2011, 11:00 PM, said:
DevonDeathTrip, on Oct 17 2010, 10:38 PM, said:
maryportfuncity, on Oct 17 2010, 06:51 PM, said:
I can't wait for next season's Merseyside Derby!
Liverpool v Tranmere Rovers.
Liverpool v Tranmere Rovers.
I'm seriously tempted to bet on Exeter playing Liverpool in the Championship next season. Very reasonable odds at 294/1.
Exeter have just drawn Liverpool at home in the 2nd round of the Carling Cup.
Fuck. Why can't it be Leicester?
Derby Dead Pool showrunner...
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
"We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theatre of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill."
David Bowie - We Are The Dead (1974)
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Posted 31 August 2011 - 09:38 PM
Britpop-loving journo chappie John Harris delves into the soft white underbelly of the joys of supporting former Football League clubs. 2-1!! Fuck you, FC Scum! Ahem.
And Deadline Day in the transfer market, eh. Makes Tripoli look like a wet Sunday in Chipping Sodbury. If you're an adherent of the nutters at Sky Sports, that is.
And Deadline Day in the transfer market, eh. Makes Tripoli look like a wet Sunday in Chipping Sodbury. If you're an adherent of the nutters at Sky Sports, that is.
Here's a penny for your thoughts; incidentally, you may keep the change
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