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Posted 06 May 2011 - 01:05 AM

Here's the kung-fu kick that has got the Khazakstan player banned for life

The kick comes suddenly but is repeated in slo-mo just afterwards
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Posted 06 May 2011 - 07:05 AM

View PostMagere Hein, on May 2 2011, 09:17 PM, said:

Venlo is a place best avoided. Chock-full of German drug buyerstourists, scene of the infamous Venlo Incident and to top it off: birthplace of Geert MussertWilders.

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Venlo is a bit of a dump.

Actually it is literally quite a good dump as when I lived in Mönchengladbach I used to visit the junkyard in Venlo to get spare parts for my car, possibly the only good thing about the place.

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Posted 06 May 2011 - 11:04 AM

Hardly in the same league (heh heh) as the Kung Fu kick, but this is the worst missed sitter I've seen in ages.
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Posted 06 May 2011 - 06:52 PM

View PostPaul Bearer, on May 5 2011, 09:48 PM, said:

I see Wrexham got humped in the 1st leg of the play offs 3-0. (Sorry if I spoilt it honez) No doubt Harrymcnallieswhotsit will be rejoicing. You both may meet again in another 2 seasons.
always the second leg, eh honez?
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Posted 07 May 2011 - 11:51 PM

View Postwelshman, on May 7 2011, 04:52 AM, said:

View PostPaul Bearer, on May 5 2011, 09:48 PM, said:

I see Wrexham got humped in the 1st leg of the play offs 3-0. (Sorry if I spoilt it honez) No doubt Harrymcnallieswhotsit will be rejoicing. You both may meet again in another 2 seasons.
always the second leg, eh honez?
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I just hope it's not the last game (ever) for the once mighty Wrexham. I really fear for the club's future with the off-field circus that's going on at the moment.
I'm hoping for a better, at least credible, performance now the pressure's off.
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 04:52 PM

The wonderful world of FIFA:

Sepp Blatter, FIFA president for 12 years unopposed is challenged for presidency by Bin Hammam of Oman.

Kingmaker in these elections is the belligerent vice-President, Jack Warner.

One of Blatter's acolytes, Chuck Blazer, makes a series of allegations of corruption towards Warner and Hammam.

Hammam counters with allegations towards Blatter of improper conduct.

FIFA announce investigation into both sets of allegations.

Hammam withdraws from FIFA presidency election.

FIFA exonerate Blatter.

Blatter wins presidency unopposed.




All fair and proper, I hope you agree... :huh:
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 07:16 PM

View Postthemaninblack, on May 29 2011, 05:52 PM, said:

The wonderful world of FIFA:

Sepp Blatter, FIFA president for 12 years unopposed is challenged for presidency by Bin Hammam of Oman.

Kingmaker in these elections is the belligerent vice-President, Jack Warner.

One of Blatter's acolytes, Chuck Blazer, makes a series of allegations of corruption towards Warner and Hammam.

Hammam counters with allegations towards Blatter of improper conduct.

FIFA announce investigation into both sets of allegations.

Hammam withdraws from FIFA presidency election.

FIFA exonerate Blatter.

Blatter wins presidency unopposed.




All fair and proper, I hope you agree... :huh:

Of course it is fair. One man... one vote... one candidate. That way there noone can vote for the wrong crook by mistake. FIFA make Nigerian elections look bona fide.
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Posted 01 June 2011 - 10:50 PM

I loved the clip of ol Sepp getting the flowers for his acceptance speech. I thought he was going to well up in surprise - all oscars style. And some of the crap he spewed out was gilt edged. He is one deluded dickhead that is definite
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Posted 04 June 2011 - 12:07 PM

Wayne Rooney loses all credibility.
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Posted 04 June 2011 - 01:39 PM

View Posttime, on Jun 4 2011, 02:07 PM, said:

Did he have any?

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Posted 04 June 2011 - 11:20 PM

View PostMagere Hein, on Jun 4 2011, 02:39 PM, said:

View Posttime, on Jun 4 2011, 02:07 PM, said:

Did he have any?

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you beat me to that comment!

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 09:37 PM

Exeter City have just signed goalie Lenny Pidgeley, a move creating much mirth amongst fans of his former club in Carlisle. The man's ability to "do a job" for clubs based miles away from London has been compromised in the past by his dual fondness for driving flash cars and drinking alcohol.

Keep us posted DDT, the consensus at Carlisle could be summed up with the words "Waste of space."
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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:35 PM

I couldn't help chortling when I watched this video of a River Plate fan reacting badly to watching his team getting relegated on TV. :party:
Sometimes when we see the eyes- those horrible times when we see the eyes,eyes that ... that have no soul - then we know a darkness.

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:50 PM

View PostDevonDeathTrip, on Jul 19 2011, 09:35 PM, said:

I couldn't help chortling when I watched this video of a River Plate fan reacting badly to watching his team getting relegated on TV. :party:

I think that was staged.

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 09:01 PM

View Posthonez, on May 8 2011, 12:51 AM, said:

View Postwelshman, on May 7 2011, 04:52 AM, said:

View PostPaul Bearer, on May 5 2011, 09:48 PM, said:

I see Wrexham got humped in the 1st leg of the play offs 3-0. (Sorry if I spoilt it honez) No doubt Harrymcnallieswhotsit will be rejoicing. You both may meet again in another 2 seasons.
always the second leg, eh honez?
COL. (crying out loud)
I just hope it's not the last game (ever) for the once mighty Wrexham. I really fear for the club's future with the off-field circus that's going on at the moment.
I'm hoping for a better, at least credible, performance now the pressure's off.
Not looking too good for the Goats. If that doesn't get honez and Welshie back here...

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Posted 03 August 2011 - 10:17 PM


"I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille."

Gene Wilder as "the Waco Kid", Blazing Saddles (1974)

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Posted 09 August 2011 - 07:43 PM

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Posted 11 August 2011 - 10:00 PM

View PostDevonDeathTrip, on Oct 17 2010, 10:38 PM, said:

View Postmaryportfuncity, on Oct 17 2010, 06:51 PM, said:

I can't wait for next season's Merseyside Derby!

Liverpool v Tranmere Rovers.

I'm seriously tempted to bet on Exeter playing Liverpool in the Championship next season. Very reasonable odds at 294/1.

Exeter have just drawn Liverpool at home in the 2nd round of the Carling Cup. :closedeyes: :D :skull: :)
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 10:12 PM

View PostDevonDeathTrip, on Aug 11 2011, 11:00 PM, said:

View PostDevonDeathTrip, on Oct 17 2010, 10:38 PM, said:

View Postmaryportfuncity, on Oct 17 2010, 06:51 PM, said:

I can't wait for next season's Merseyside Derby!

Liverpool v Tranmere Rovers.

I'm seriously tempted to bet on Exeter playing Liverpool in the Championship next season. Very reasonable odds at 294/1.

Exeter have just drawn Liverpool at home in the 2nd round of the Carling Cup. :closedeyes: :) :D :)


Fuck. Why can't it be Leicester? :skull:
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Posted 31 August 2011 - 09:38 PM

Britpop-loving journo chappie John Harris delves into the soft white underbelly of the joys of supporting former Football League clubs. 2-1!! Fuck you, FC Scum! Ahem.

And Deadline Day in the transfer market, eh. Makes Tripoli look like a wet Sunday in Chipping Sodbury. If you're an adherent of the nutters at Sky Sports, that is.

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