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[Paul Bearer]

I could have sworn I posted this earlier.

Inverness Caledonian Thistle are shitting themselves now.

[Paul Bearer]

Motherwell not buying any more players.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson]

Paul Bearer, on 15 July 2012 - 01:54 PM, said:

Motherwell not buying any more players.

See? Im not quite as stupid as i fucking look, am I.

[charon]

Paul Bearer, on 15 July 2012 - 12:18 PM, said:

I could have sworn I posted this earlier.

Inverness Caledonian Thistle are shitting themselves now.

update from ICT which differs again.... http://ictfc.com/new...elease-from-ict

[charon]

Oh and if youz have time, have a swatch at todays letter to D+P from friend to War Crims Di Stefano......a hoot so it is.
Long but worth it.

http://forum.rangers...howtopic=231556

[Damon Killian]

Another NO vote from Stephen Thomson.......GOOD LAD

http://www1.skysport...s-against-SPL-2

[the_engineer]

Paul Bearer, on 15 July 2012 - 01:54 PM, said:

Motherwell not buying any more players.

http://www.dailyreco...86908-23908627/

could be a bloodbath for the scottish clubs by the end of august with 5 or more clubs going bust . Why do I have the feeling that SPL 2 will be created with rangers in it soon.

[maryportfuncity]

Anyone taking their young lads on holiday to Scotland should think again; I'm imagining press gangs on camp sites forcing anyone to hand into a shirt at 3-00 pm on a Saturday!

[Bibliogryphon]

OK Here is a solution from someone who knows nothing about football and just wants to be controversial.

Celtic are given a place in the English/Welsh Championship and each season the winner of the reconstituted SPL goes in to the Conference play-offs for a spot in League 2.

Unless of course Scotland vote for independence in 2014.

[Damon Killian]

Diddy FC got promoted

http://www.bbc.co.uk...otball/18850864

[charon]

Heres a better idea, the winner of the EPL goes into a playoff with Scot Div 1 runners up for a place in the SPL . Feckin hell mun, we have enough to put up with at the mo with the shoite spouted from the Sevco fans.................

Glad Dundee up. Good times ahead, and I can't see Sevco getting past September

[Damon Killian]

charon, on 16 July 2012 - 03:13 PM, said:

I can't see Sevco getting past September

I hope you are right :-)

[charon]

Paddypower got Rangers at 1/14 lol

£57.13 @ 6's on 'The field' returns £400. They have a signing ban to agree too in order to even compete.............jump in folks, they wont get 10 points!!!

[the_engineer]

Oh dear it just gets worse and worse for rangers now they won't be in the new Fifa game either .lol I would of loved to have simulated a Rangers season of living beyond my means and stealing another couple of trophies .

http://www.independe...me-7946687.html

[charon]

the_engineer, on 16 July 2012 - 05:46 PM, said:

Oh dear it just gets worse and worse for rangers now they won't be in the new Fifa game either .lol I would of loved to have simulated a Rangers season of living beyond my means and stealing another couple of trophies .

http://www.independe...me-7946687.html

Meh they were dropped by Subbeuteo as well........

[Damon Killian]

A rumour from AberdeenMad

Rangers have withdrawn their application/membership to the SFL. Seemingly the board are still in a meeting in at a hotel in Edinburgh and a big announcement expected tomorrow at 11am.Only 12 registered players, even the kids have get out clauses and they'll have no staff by Wednesday.

[the_engineer]

Yongle Emperor, on 16 July 2012 - 10:33 PM, said:

A rumour from AberdeenMad

Rangers have withdrawn their application/membership to the SFL. Seemingly the board are still in a meeting in at a hotel in Edinburgh and a big announcement expected tomorrow at 11am.Only 12 registered players, even the kids have get out clauses and they'll have no staff by Wednesday.

You reckon they might abandon this year and then in the 2013-2014 season join the English leagues ?

[charon]

No chance of England, or even as some of their fans are mooting, Norn Iron. No chance whatsoever.

[charon]

Oh and regards financial meltdown, I will quote from a Raith statement from last night. Raith were one of the more honourable clubs re Sevco and the pressure put on the votes...

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We, as a club, have benefited in a number of ways from having spoken out and making our position clear on a number of issues. Like other clubs, we were the subject of targeted circular letters from fans groups and other interested parties giving us their views on what was required to be done within Scottish Football. In addition, however, our clear stand struck a chord elsewhere: we suddenly found football fans both in this country and overseas, making tangible contributions in a variety of innovative ways. Players have been sponsored, our mascot too, donations have been made to the Club, strips purchased, season tickets purchased by fans of other clubs – simply to make a donation! Cheques have been sent to us, pledges made to attend games at Stark’s Park during the coming season……it has all been a bit overwhelming. We therefore look forward to welcoming all fans – supporters or otherwise – to Kirkcaldy this season.

[charon]

Green Calls For Creation of Sevcoland

UN Considers New Nation-State For Persecuted Rangers Fans

CHARLES Green last night championed a revolutionary plan to partition Scotland in two, establishing an independent nation where Rangers fans can live in harmony, free from the hurt and discrimination they have suffered in the last six months.

Proposals submitted to the UN centre around the birth of a new nation-state called Sevcoland, covering south-western Glasgow, extending down into East Renfrewshire and much of East Ayrshire.


“This will be the official homeland for all followers of Rangers,” proclaimed an enthusiastic Charles Green. “No more shall we suffer from others’ bigotry and discrimination. We’ve applied for a 600 square mile area of land to call our own.”

“Catholics aren’t allowed.”

The Chief Executive of The Rangers went on to outline the reasons for the separation, citing a long list of discriminatory activity, including:

The vote to put Rangers newco into Division 3, even though that’s where his own fans wanted to be placed.
Supporters of other clubs laughing when Rangers got liquidated.
Neil Simpson’s leg-breaking tackle on Ian Durrant in 1988.


“Fans of other clubs need to understand that We Are The People,” said Rangers supporters spokesman John Longshanks. “When people laugh at us, it makes us feel silly, and we’re not used to that, so it’s perfectly reasonable we should lash out at everyone, threaten boycotts, and go crying to the United Nations.”

The controversial blueprint, which is expected to be heavily opposed from non-Sevco supporters, was handed in to the United Nations Secretary-General by Sandy Jardine on Friday.

Critics have expressed concerns over the new nation’s plans to evict anyone that doesn’t own a Union Jack, outlaw smiling, and appoint Lee McCulloch First Minister.

“I’ve lived in Stewarton since 1936,” protested East Ayrshire resident Margaret Innes, 83. “But last week I got a leaflet through the door informing me if I didn’t buy a season ticket for Ibrox, I would be forced to surrender my house to a family from Northern Ireland.”

“They’re going to move me to Cowdenbeath. I’m absolutely terrified.”