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#1061 Harvester Of Souls

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Posted 03 April 2010 - 04:34 PM

Oh come on.
Everyone seems to worship Keith Richards, he's had far more drugs.
There are a whole list of talented musicians who have been on drugs and been in trouble with the law.

One of the reasons I couldn't do drugs, was because Keith had actually done them all...

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Posted 03 April 2010 - 06:07 PM

Oh come on.
Everyone seems to worship Keith Richards, he's had far more drugs.
There are a whole list of talented musicians who have been on drugs and been in trouble with the law.

One of the reasons I couldn't do drugs, was because Keith had actually done them all...


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Posted 04 April 2010 - 05:21 AM

Bill Hicks is dead. :wheelchair:

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Posted 19 May 2010 - 08:07 PM

http://music.aol.co....073604108820654

Pete's broke and looks a big fat mess.
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Posted 19 May 2010 - 09:54 PM

http://music.aol.co....073604108820654

Pete's broke and looks a big fat mess.


Looks like he can't even afford a shower...

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 07:03 PM

Can't say he's written any great songs in the last few years. That might explain his diversion into his own jewellery range.



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Posted 03 December 2010 - 11:15 AM

Top form at the moment...The Sun today reporting our Pete gave significant offence whilst on trial for possession of drugs yesterday. The case arises from investigations after the death of a female documentary film maker/mate of Pete's etc. But Pete and his mates used mobile phones to take pictures of themselves in the dock...greatly offending the relatives of the deceased.



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Posted 03 December 2010 - 11:47 AM

Top form at the moment...The Sun today reporting our Pete gave significant offence whilst on trial for possession of drugs yesterday. The case arises from investigations after the death of a female documentary film maker/mate of Pete's etc. But Pete and his mates used mobile phones to take pictures of themselves in the dock...greatly offending the relatives of the deceased.



He really is a complete bellend.

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Posted 03 February 2011 - 01:22 AM

Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty in court on drugs charge

Rock star Pete Doherty appeared in court today accused of possessing cocaine.

The Babyshambles frontman was arrested after police investigated the death caused by a suspected overdose of heiress Robin Whitehead, 27, in January last year.


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Posted 03 February 2011 - 12:10 PM

Isn't it about time to rename this thread "Pete Babyshambles" or even just "Pete Complete Shambles"?
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Posted 20 May 2011 - 12:49 PM

Six months in prison

Apparently this guy used to be a relevant buzz musician back in the early 2000s?

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Posted 20 May 2011 - 01:05 PM

Six months in prison

Apparently this guy used to be a relevant buzz musician back in the early 2000s?


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Posted 20 May 2011 - 03:51 PM

Here is a link to the BBC website

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 08:10 PM

Playing gigs again. Looks like his Nando's card is fully filled:

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 08:22 PM

Playing gigs again. Looks like his Nando's card is fully filled:

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He looks a bit bloated these days.
Same how Marc Bolan started looking when he was hooked on barbiturates.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 11:16 PM


Playing gigs again. Looks like his Nando's card is fully filled:

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He looks a bit bloated these days.
Same how Marc Bolan started looking when he was hooked on barbiturates.


wow i haven't seen a picture of him in years he looks awful he has a grey colour to him aswell.Though he is not as bad as winehouse looked but apart from being the walking dead its pretty hard to look as bad as winehouse did at her worst.

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 10:29 AM

Has been thrown out of rehab in Thailand.

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 11:38 AM

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 04:30 PM

I'm imagining Thai rehab as a well-intentioned bunch doing what they can in a run-down and over-crowded mansion whilst drug dealers fight each other for the best pavement slots to mug the bewildered types as they exit the front door.

Cue another round of his mum talking to the press.



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Posted 22 July 2012 - 03:56 AM

I'm imagining Thai rehab as a well-intentioned bunch doing what they can in a run-down and over-crowded mansion whilst drug dealers fight each other for the best pavement slots to mug the bewildered types as they exit the front door.

Cue another round of his mum talking to the press.


I'm impressed that they actually have drug rehab in Thailand



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