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#21 Windsor

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Posted 26 March 2006 - 05:27 PM

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The Prime Minister shows the public how to react when faced with a terrorist threat.
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Posted 26 March 2006 - 07:12 PM

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"What do you mean I'm no longer on the deathlist.net list"?
This is true my form is something odd,
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#23 Windsor

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Posted 26 March 2006 - 07:46 PM

This caption thing is rather fun.
Perhaps we should start a caption challenge thread.

A post whores dream...
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#24 TLC

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Posted 26 March 2006 - 07:53 PM

View PostWindsor, on Mar 26 2006, 08:46 PM, said:

This caption thing is rather fun.
Perhaps we should start a caption challenge thread.

A post whores dream...
I'll go along with that. Could be quite entertaining if the Blair one is anything to go by.

[Thread split HCW, enjoy your post whoring]
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he has more rhymes than a serious bank'

#25 BrunoBrimley

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Posted 26 March 2006 - 09:37 PM

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Bruno, How could you do this to me? You know I can't eat oatmeal without my picture of Prince ChaRles in front of me. What have you done with it, have you no humanity?

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Posted 26 March 2006 - 09:42 PM

View PostBrunoBrimley, on Mar 26 2006, 09:37 PM, said:

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Bruno, How could you do this to me? You know I can't eat oatmeal without my picture of Prince ChaRles in front of me. What have you done with it, have you no humanity?

Mr.Blair has anxiety along with schizophrenia. With also a life of stress - He just finds out a check has bounced... :D

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 12:07 AM

View PostBoudicca, on Mar 23 2006, 01:52 PM, said:

Caption Competition?

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"who put the bug in my tea!"

#28 M Busby Airlines

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 02:20 AM

View Postbeebee, on Mar 27 2006, 02:07 AM, said:

View PostBoudicca, on Mar 23 2006, 01:52 PM, said:

Caption Competition?

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"who put the bug in my tea!"

What happened to George W ,he was here a second a go?
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#29 Mortalcoil

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 10:41 AM

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The Primeminister suddenly realises that he's not up to date with his tetanus jabs, just as lockjaw takes hold.

#30 Gunjaman5000

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 10:47 AM

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They burned the mother down.

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 11:34 AM

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...the real horror set in as Tony noticed the hairs growing in the palms of his hands...

#32 TLC

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 11:37 AM

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Mmmmmatt - Dddddddamon!
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#33 Brinsworth House Baiter

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 11:40 AM

View PostBoudicca, on Mar 23 2006, 09:52 PM, said:

Caption Competition?

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'Ooh, if I could just get my hands on that Boudicca for starting this...I'd...I'd....'
I am the crow king!

I can do anything!

Any Editors Out There? Gissa B-Job... www.pitcherthis.co.uk

Please.

I've just noticed the cunning moderation of my above signature. I'd like to thank the rogue moderator responsible and also add- prospective editors, please note that a B-Job would go down just as well as a proper one. Quite possibly even more so.

#34 honez

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 01:59 PM

Okay, next one...
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Tony Blair wondering if it's half full or half empty.
(...Two more pulls and it'll be empty.)
Five zombies. Four bullets. Two zombies.

#35 Brinsworth House Baiter

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 02:10 PM

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Everyone gave this drunk a wide berth as soon as he started one of his 'hic, I used to own several houses & run the country, you know...' anecdotes.
I am the crow king!

I can do anything!

Any Editors Out There? Gissa B-Job... www.pitcherthis.co.uk

Please.

I've just noticed the cunning moderation of my above signature. I'd like to thank the rogue moderator responsible and also add- prospective editors, please note that a B-Job would go down just as well as a proper one. Quite possibly even more so.

#36 The Four Horsemen

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 03:23 PM

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"Excuse me barman, do you serve shandies?"
"Well I'm serving you, aren't I?"
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#37 Six

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 05:00 PM

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"Honestly, I ......am .......listening." Says the PM as he sips a glass of Dubya's-own-made. :huh:

#38 Tempus Fugit

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 07:58 PM

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Tony wasn't yet able to turn his water into wine, but he drank it all the same.
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#39 Godot

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 10:07 PM

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Posted 27 March 2006 - 10:24 PM

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"what's that in my ear? it is a communication device given to me by the aliens. plays mp3's, too."




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