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#461 Magere Hein

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Posted 07 June 2011 - 10:27 PM

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"I deny all knowledge", interpreter Jerzy Kowalsky translated before the court.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 06:24 PM

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Boris Johnson? Hah!


2015 DDP Team (Time's-up team) Richard Davies (Joker), Emile Ford, Daphne Fowler, John Glenn, Bernard Haitink, Gerald Harper, Buck Henry, Colin Jeavons, George Johnson, Patricia Knatchbull, Sheila Mercier, Les Munro, Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Pete Murray, I.M. Pei, Dudley Simpson, Nobby Stiles, Joseph Wapner, Peter Wyngarde, Jimmy Young

 

2015 DDP Theme Team (...and its goodnight from him etc): Ronald Atkins, Ron Brown, Ronnie CarrollRonald Chesney, Ronnie Corbett, Ronnie Walter Cunningham, Ronnie Dawson, Ron Ely, Ronald Baron Fearn, Ron Flowers, Ronnie Gilbert, Ronald Harwood, Ronald Hines, Ron Isley, Ronnie Moore, Ronnie Moran, Ronnie Ronalde, Ron Smith, Ronald Stevenson, Ron Suart (Joker)

 

Deathrace 2015 Team: Eric 'Winkle' Brown, Richard Davies, Emile Ford, Daphne Fowler, John Glenn, Bernard Haitink, Gerald Harper, Colin Jeavons, George Johnson, Patricia Knatchbull, Sheila Mercier (Joker), Les Munro, Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Pete Murray, I.M. Pei, Dudley Simpson, Nobby Stiles, Joseph Wapner, Peter Wyngarde, Jimmy Young

2015 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: Ethel LangEric 'Winkle' Brown, Rev Billy Graham, Doris Day, Richard Davies, Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas, George 'Johnny' Johnson, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Al Molinaro, Subs: BB King. Mary Quant

 

I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.


#463 Damon Killian

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 07:45 PM

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Boris Johnson? Hah!

This is the size of Boris's Johnston
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 09:03 AM

The Germans realise they've left al-Megrahi and Gibb out of their DDP teams
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~ O Sting, where is thy death? ~


#465 Damon Killian

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:58 AM

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Bayern Munich didn't realise that The Invisible Man was let loose on the losing finalist as well
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#466 Lard Bazaar

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 06:51 PM

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'If only Hitler had signed John Terry, we'd have bloody won then'

#467 Magere Hein

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 11:40 AM

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Olic's inadvertent use of the Force caused considerable anguish among his teammates.


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#468 maryportfuncity

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 01:13 PM

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As he strolled out for his first dip in the sea, Martin mused that the deserted beach and empty sea were in direct contrast to the vibrant and crowded images he had seen in the brochure.
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Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.

#469 themaninblack

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 05:19 PM

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Olic refuses to take part in the team bonding dying fly exercise...
"I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille."

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#470 time

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 10:34 AM

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Jim now regretted calling the firemen nancy-boys who liked playing with big hoses.

(The story, in case you missed it)

2015 DDP Team (Time's-up team) Richard Davies (Joker), Emile Ford, Daphne Fowler, John Glenn, Bernard Haitink, Gerald Harper, Buck Henry, Colin Jeavons, George Johnson, Patricia Knatchbull, Sheila Mercier, Les Munro, Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Pete Murray, I.M. Pei, Dudley Simpson, Nobby Stiles, Joseph Wapner, Peter Wyngarde, Jimmy Young

 

2015 DDP Theme Team (...and its goodnight from him etc): Ronald Atkins, Ron Brown, Ronnie CarrollRonald Chesney, Ronnie Corbett, Ronnie Walter Cunningham, Ronnie Dawson, Ron Ely, Ronald Baron Fearn, Ron Flowers, Ronnie Gilbert, Ronald Harwood, Ronald Hines, Ron Isley, Ronnie Moore, Ronnie Moran, Ronnie Ronalde, Ron Smith, Ronald Stevenson, Ron Suart (Joker)

 

Deathrace 2015 Team: Eric 'Winkle' Brown, Richard Davies, Emile Ford, Daphne Fowler, John Glenn, Bernard Haitink, Gerald Harper, Colin Jeavons, George Johnson, Patricia Knatchbull, Sheila Mercier (Joker), Les Munro, Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Pete Murray, I.M. Pei, Dudley Simpson, Nobby Stiles, Joseph Wapner, Peter Wyngarde, Jimmy Young

2015 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: Ethel LangEric 'Winkle' Brown, Rev Billy Graham, Doris Day, Richard Davies, Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas, George 'Johnny' Johnson, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Al Molinaro, Subs: BB King. Mary Quant

 

I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.


#471 Magere Hein

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 06:02 PM

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Rosetta mission control have discovered that size does matter.

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DDP 2015 theme team Minions of Xuleneb : 2/20 (0 points)

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 06:34 PM

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Mission Control were well chuffed with the comet landing
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2015 DDP Team (Time's-up team) Richard Davies (Joker), Emile Ford, Daphne Fowler, John Glenn, Bernard Haitink, Gerald Harper, Buck Henry, Colin Jeavons, George Johnson, Patricia Knatchbull, Sheila Mercier, Les Munro, Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Pete Murray, I.M. Pei, Dudley Simpson, Nobby Stiles, Joseph Wapner, Peter Wyngarde, Jimmy Young

 

2015 DDP Theme Team (...and its goodnight from him etc): Ronald Atkins, Ron Brown, Ronnie CarrollRonald Chesney, Ronnie Corbett, Ronnie Walter Cunningham, Ronnie Dawson, Ron Ely, Ronald Baron Fearn, Ron Flowers, Ronnie Gilbert, Ronald Harwood, Ronald Hines, Ron Isley, Ronnie Moore, Ronnie Moran, Ronnie Ronalde, Ron Smith, Ronald Stevenson, Ron Suart (Joker)

 

Deathrace 2015 Team: Eric 'Winkle' Brown, Richard Davies, Emile Ford, Daphne Fowler, John Glenn, Bernard Haitink, Gerald Harper, Colin Jeavons, George Johnson, Patricia Knatchbull, Sheila Mercier (Joker), Les Munro, Cormac Murphy O’Connor, Pete Murray, I.M. Pei, Dudley Simpson, Nobby Stiles, Joseph Wapner, Peter Wyngarde, Jimmy Young

2015 Hartlepool Deadlypool Team: Ethel LangEric 'Winkle' Brown, Rev Billy Graham, Doris Day, Richard Davies, Vera Lynn, Kirk Douglas, George 'Johnny' Johnson, Javier Perez De Cuellar, Al Molinaro, Subs: BB King. Mary Quant

 

I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.


#473 Magere Hein

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 07:20 PM

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Harry couldn't wait to tell his dad all about the Blues and Royals' new uniform.

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#474 themaninblack

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 10:14 PM

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"Dad, I'm surrounded by a bunch of ironic bastards. What should I do?"


"I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille."

Gene Wilder as "the Waco Kid", Blazing Saddles (1974)

#475 maryportfuncity

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 08:49 AM

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Harry couldn't wait to tell his dad all about the Blues and Royals' new uniform.

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Maryport is a disappointment for which there is no cure, but the annual Deathrace thread hereabouts provides welcome distraction.

#476 Lord Fellatio Nelson

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 07:08 PM

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"No, no Chelsy, still no good."
"They wont let me hang with them, they don't like ginger cunts...."

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#477 Magere Hein

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 02:04 PM

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The National Park Service reports disappointing results of its first Mount Rushmore Glue Experiment.
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#478 themaninblack

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 08:55 PM

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Serge went to any lengths to get revenge on the wasp that stung him...


"I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille."

Gene Wilder as "the Waco Kid", Blazing Saddles (1974)

#479 Magere Hein

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Posted 12 April 2015 - 04:29 AM

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Future voters are thoroughly excited by the election campaign.

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#480 charon

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Posted 12 April 2015 - 05:39 AM


"Young voter loses the will to live as PM plays invisible piano "
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?



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